The "masks are child abuse" and "the child must birth a baby" venn diagram is a circle

Well-endowed highly exclusionary universities asking job candidates to submit DEI statements rather than transferring material resources to the educational institutions that serve large underprivileged populations is pretty comical.

This is the only real time travel paradox

every piece of software now: "I see you've opened me to do work, would you like me to update?"

the joke is that tenure is a pie-eating competition where the prize is more pie, but technically it seems to be a pie-eating competition where the prize is serving on committees

I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some. -Me, working from home. Alone.

Me every time rereading something that I wrote 20 minutes ago:

How to make six figures a day in grad school:

https://t.co/q0QkGUVd6v

the one rule of reporting i've learned is that if a subject sounds really dry or nuanced or boring just call up three people who have made that subject area the focus of their professional lives and listen to everything they say and 95% of the time you come away like HOLY SHIT

Here is a lab lab! Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science. He is the service dog of a student in a chemistry professor's lab. (Shared with permission.)

https://t.co/fCIQQStxVB

I am just here because I am supposed to be writing.

All female student athletes were ~asked~ to come to the game to recognize 50 years of Title IX. We were on the field for maybe 15 seconds then screamed at to get off. If you want to honor female student athletes, then do that, not this.

"The worst script is the one never written" he said to himself as he wrote the second worst script.

@gabimandl Don't think about it. Just write!

i bought a little notebook. it’s not going to be like all those other times i thought i could use a little notebook

Listening to someone who has more of a comment than a question.

I was pretty disappointed after this loss. But my coach told me to save this photo because “one day that girl will win a lot of Grand Slams.” I am glad I listened. Thank you #Serena for a lifetime of inspiration. 🐐