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@AsstProfLife
Associate Prof
3 years
The "masks are child abuse" and "the child must birth a baby" venn diagram is a circle
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@mattyglesias
Matthew Yglesias
3 years
Well-endowed highly exclusionary universities asking job candidates to submit DEI statements rather than transferring material resources to the educational institutions that serve large underprivileged populations is pretty comical.
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@PeterCawdron
pcawdron.bsky.social & http://aus.social/@pcawdron
3 years
This is the only real time travel paradox
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@profmusgrave
Thankful Musgrave πŸ¦ƒ
3 years
every piece of software now: "I see you've opened me to do work, would you like me to update?"
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@profmusgrave
Thankful Musgrave πŸ¦ƒ
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the joke is that tenure is a pie-eating competition where the prize is more pie, but technically it seems to be a pie-eating competition where the prize is serving on committees
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@simoncholland
Simon Holland
3 years
I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some. -Me, working from home. Alone.
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@KhoaVuUmn
Khoa Vu
3 years
Me every time rereading something that I wrote 20 minutes ago:
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@oldmanjank
Eric Jankowski
3 years
How to make six figures a day in grad school:
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@KLobstar
πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›
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@cwarzel
Charlie Warzel
3 years
the one rule of reporting i've learned is that if a subject sounds really dry or nuanced or boring just call up three people who have made that subject area the focus of their professional lives and listen to everything they say and 95% of the time you come away like HOLY SHIT
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@FromPhDtoLife
Jennifer Polk, PhD (she, her)
3 years
Here is a lab lab! Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science. He is the service dog of a student in a chemistry professor's lab. (Shared with permission.)
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@lexipenia
chris fenwick | @[email protected]
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@sheathescholar
swm
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I am just here because I am supposed to be writing.
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@jyllissa_harris
Jyllissa Harris
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All female student athletes were ~asked~ to come to the game to recognize 50 years of Title IX. We were on the field for maybe 15 seconds then screamed at to get off. If you want to honor female student athletes, then do that, not this.
@MarcRyanOnAir
Marc Ryan
3 years
This is minor league, South Carolina. Embarrassing, and Beamer knows it. A literal WTF moment. Be better. #Gamecocks
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@DavidWalesNM
David Wales
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"The worst script is the one never written" he said to himself as he wrote the second worst script.
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@timgill924
Tim Gill
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@gabimandl Don't think about it. Just write!
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@RaxKingIsDead
rax β€˜levon honkers’ king
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i bought a little notebook. it’s not going to be like all those other times i thought i could use a little notebook
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@raulpacheco
Dr Raul Pacheco-Vega
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Listening to someone who has more of a comment than a question.
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@RPotkey
Rhiannon Potkey
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I was pretty disappointed after this loss. But my coach told me to save this photo because β€œone day that girl will win a lot of Grand Slams.” I am glad I listened. Thank you #Serena for a lifetime of inspiration. 🐐
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