Asherweef
@Asherweef
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'Cricket Quotes' "Cricket is a most precarious profession; it is called a team game, but, in fact, no one is so lonely as a batsman facing a bowler supported by ten fieldsmen and observed by two umpires to ensure that his error does not go unpunished." John Arlott
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The House of Lords would make a wonderful Wetherspoons though wouldn’t it
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What an extraordinary piece of writing - I had to read it twice. https://t.co/d7ugTTCpmD
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The latest breaking UK, US, world, business and sport news from The Times and The Sunday Times. Go beyond today's headlines with in-depth analysis and comment.
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I’m obsessed with this Eastenders episode where Pat Butcher dramatically orders an orange juice at the Vic and it then cuts to the credits 😭 x
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Sorry to hear my old pal Sajid Javid has quit. I was lucky enough to meet Sajid at a roller disco in Arbroath in 1984. He was wearing a pair of denim shorts that caused a rubbernecking divorcee to banjo herself against a pillar and I’ve kept a keen eye on his career ever since.
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Kirsty Young : When you're covering the Jubilee at 7pm but have to destroy the rebel alliance at 8pm...
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Just found out someone is leaving the office at 4.45pm today to catch a train. Got my “oh on a half day are we?” stored patiently in my throat, like a Navy Seal hiding in a river. Everyone is going to lose their shit with this one. Will report back later how it went…
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To my single guy friends: don’t let your girlfriend go back to her hometown for Christmas. I’ve seen these Hallmark movies, she’s not coming back!
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The challenge I’m doing this month is called October and it’s where I just try to get through every day of October
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For the love of god, do not steal this giant, magic, witch lady’s golden eyeball.
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Groot-Brittannië vorige week: Maandag 12 april! De terrassen open! Eindelijk! Groot-Brittannië vandaag: (via @Jay_Beecher)
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Damn straight. And make a bloody fortune
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And as always...the entire updated reading list can be found right here!
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During the earliest days of our coronavirus quarantine practices, we call upon folks from all throughout comics to offer reading recommendations: what emerged was this incredible list.
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Even #StarWars battles need a break! When a #masonic meeting is on, you never know who will turn up; even a Grand Master from another galaxy can drop by. #Freemasonry is universal so they say! #MayThe4thBeWithYou #LEGO
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I'm looking forward to this and hope to join as many Brethren in a toast at 9pm tonight! 🥃 #TimetoToast
Tonight at 9pm, we have a very special opening #TimetoToast appearance... 🍻 #Freemasons
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