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why are the fringy promo/relegation clubs in italy much better at socials than the legacy clubs?
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damn we really fell off
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dropping a technically gifted italian footballer in his prime into the english premier league is like dropping albert einstein into a high school physics class
Dream debut for Sandro Tonali. In 15 minutes he scores the first goal of Newcastle’s season and plays in the ball that leads to Isak’s goal
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today is NOT just “the fourth of july”🧨
today is not “independence day”🇺🇸
today is “GOL DI GROSSO” day 🇮🇹
AUGURI TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! 🎆
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“blinded by juve,” a THREAD of sorts:
1. Simone Muratore, 24yo central midfielder. has never appeared in a serie a match. sold by juventus to atalanta for €7 million in september 2020 😮
@ArtMorelli
What period of plusvalenza are they referring to? When you find the answer you’ll understand why I quoted this one.
I consider you an intelligent man but from time to time you are blinded (when Juve is involved)
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spain failed to score a goal against ONE team all tournament
Only lost 1-0 to this dominant Spain side with an own goal
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@RaxKingIsDead
i went on a few dates w/ a woman to whom i admitted having an adolescent crush on clarissa explains it all. she showed up to my place once wearing dr martens and nothing under her coat but floral print denim shorts over spandex. i think she is a candle maker in ellicott city now
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ATTENZIONE CALCIO FANATICS
besides palermo, who is your fav non-serie a club in italy?
reply below👇
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number of scudetti at the time of the superga tragedy:
juventus 7
torino 6
since the superga tragedy:
juventus 29
torino 1
the greatest team in the history of italian football crashed into a mountain and tore the fabric of the football space-time continuum
rip grande torino
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[thread] italian football clubs but in the style of vintage italian movie posters 🧵
as roma
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LOL
at 35 years old Francesco Totti had 12 goals and 12 assists for top flight AS Roma.
at 35 years old Wayne Rooney is sitting at home after 2 seasons at tier 2 Derby County and 2 seasons at MLS.
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[THREAD AI] THE SERIE A TABLE AS HEROES & VILLAINS 🦹 🦸 1-10
1️⃣ internazionale x kingpin
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[THREAD] THE SERIE A TABLE AS OREO FLAVORS 🥛🍪
1. internazionale x mint creme oreo
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this is the football industrial complex version of a couple of tech bro cofounders that cashed out big and now just sit on corporate boards and chill
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a month ago fam didn’t even know which black & blue italian club rasmus hojlund played for
I'm not surprised at Hojlund's fee. He's essentially like a faster and harder-kicking Dominic Calvert-Lewin. That's an Osimhen-level forward, if not superior. I have earmarked him and Ferguson as potential long-term rivals.
Atlanta are right to have asked what they demanded.
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italian football is second in uefa coefficient with their shoelaces tied together, imagine if their clubs had bottomless oil money check books and weren’t owned by narcoleptic italian businessmen and b list movie producers
🇫🇷 Ligue 1 is no longer a 𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝗙𝗶𝘃𝗲 league as UEFA release the latest rankings:
1 🏴 England
2 🇮🇹 Italy
3 🇩🇪 Germany
4 🇪🇸 Spain
5 🇧🇪 Belgium
6 🇳🇱 Netherlands
𝟳 🇫🇷 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲
8 🇵🇹 Portugal
9 🇹🇷 Turkey
10 🇨🇭 Switzerland
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FT: Liverpool 0-3 Atalanta.
THE JOINT-BIGGEST EUROPEAN HOME DEFEAT IN LIVERPOOL HISTORY!
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hojlund better in prem than he was in serie a
salah better in prem than he was in serie a
bruno fernandes better in prem than he was in serie a
i sense a pattern, interesting
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lautaro has established position, never takes his eye off the ball, and there is mutual upper body contact.
it’s not the goal scorers problem that the defender went down like a paper doll.
the only thing that is embarrassing is this post and the incessant whinging every week
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my entire TL right now
🚨 Antoine Griezmann is available for €15m this summer because of a clause in his contract. 😳🇫🇷📋💰
Several European and American teams have positioned themselves.
(Source:
@footmercato
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btw, if anyone is coming home it should be Jorginho and especially Verratti, absolutely devastating for Italian football that a generational mid-fielder doesn’t have a single Serie A cap
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[THREAD] calcio X star wars—characters from the star wars universe re-imagined as players of italian football clubs 🧵
ac milan X darth maul
@acmilan
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VVD is not even clear of chiellini who doesn’t crack the italian top 10 much less “ever lived”—these premier league people are truly quite goofy
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AC Milan Twitter is like that single friend who’s been miserable and cynical about love and romance for the last 10 years,,,,then they finally find a partner and their TL is now all rose pedals and couples spa days 🤢🤮
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interesting theory…
What if 'Grande Torino' never perished in 1949?
The 1950 world cup & 3 in a row almost certainly 🇮🇹
Do we even see 🇭🇺 great side be so dominant or even 🇧🇷/Pele take over?
Madrid do not dominate the early years of the euro cup. Juventus don't become the clear
#1
team in Turin.
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[THREAD AI] THE SERIE A TABLE x POKÉMON 1-10
1️⃣ internazionale x serperior
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[THREAD] THE SERIE A TABLE AS CLASSIC AND CONTEMPORARY COCKTAILS ⚽️🍸
🏆1️⃣ internazionale x mai tai
Ingredients
1 1/2 ounces white rum
3/4 ounce orange curaçao
3/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
1/2 ounce orgeat
1/2 ounce dark rum
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The answer is CR7, clearly.
He has single handedly bankrupted Juventus, turning them into a debt-ridden waste land.
It’s so bad that to win UCL they’ve turned to a rookie manager who only 2 weeks ago turned in his thesis paper double-spaced in Futura font size 14.
Who makes the bigger difference for his club - Zlatan or Ronaldo ⁉️
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opening sentence in antonio conte’s uefa pro license thesis:
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may the 4th be with
#JuveMerda
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“Paris Saint-Germain will continue to work with Uefa, the European Club Association and all stakeholders of the football family - based on the principles of good faith, dignity and respect for all.”
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Here is a clip of grown ass child Federico Chiesa grimacing before he even absorbs any contact whatsoever. Alexis actually gets a yellow card for this I laughed
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happy 5-year anniversary to this banger
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“...so anyway I really think you should root for other Italian clubs in the European competitions because it raises the profile of the league and contributes to the UEFA coefficients.”
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won’t be wearing this on sunday for obvious reasons but my god what a shirt 🙌
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the serie a table heading into match day 15 x game of thrones (for no reason whatsoever)
internazionale
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clear penalty, defender was beaten to the ball and knocked the attacking player down from behind, i can’t believe someone would provide literal video evidence of a textbook infraction and say that it wasn’t, we live in a post facts world…
Inter fans always cry about the least normal things that happen to Juve, let's hear them now huh?
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Inter fans telling Roma fans how tough it’s been since the Mou treble
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“I hate the north”
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i am going to start a thread of all the rando football shirts i see in disney’s animal kingdom today
bobo internazionale
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I’ve played FIFA 21 career mode for little over a week and I have been fired by Napoli after 1 season and fired by Bologna after 5 matches in my 2nd season. I am the Marco Giampaolo of FIFA.
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2. Pablo Moreno, 20yo center forward. has 7 first tier caps to his credit, all coming this year in portugal with 17th place Maritimo. sold by juventus to man city in july 2020 for €10 million 😯
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arrive on time? not grab hold of the attacking player’s arm? actually back off when he realized he’s late, rather than engage?
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[thread] italian football clubs but in the style of vintage amaro poster ads 🧵
acf fiorentina
@acffiorentina
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anyone else wondering what the professors of journalism think about this… 🤠👻👽😈
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orsato’s final whistle at inter 2-3 juventus 28 apr 2018
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3. manolo portanova. 22yo central mf for genoa. sold by lazio to juventus for €250K in 2017. played a total of 170 top flight minutes for juventus. sold to genoa in jan 2021 for €12 million 😳
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You don’t have to be a forensic scientist to see by the movement of Barella’s left foot/leg that there is contact. Both legs move in concert with each other and Barella’s foot takes the path of the defender’s leg. It’s amazing how people just see what they want to believe.
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Italy’s midfield of Barella - Jorginho - Verratti might actually be the most elite midfield in all of world football that’s how dangerously stupid this take is…
According to
@espn
's crack team of analysts like
@MarkOgden_
, Italy is overachieving due, in part, to "a midfield without a world-class player." At least it was the beginning of the article so I didn't have to waste any more time reading.
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[THREAD] super mario as a tifoso praying to god for victory
ssc napoli
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[THREAD] calcio x nfl in the style of disney pixar 🧵
torino fc
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it’s almost as if juventus football club didn’t have a role in deciding who inter milan played in the quarterfinal… 🤔
Inter in a UCL final after beating Porto, Benfica and Air Conditioner to get there while Juve had to beat either prime Barca and Real Madrid super team both times on their way to the final ...
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this is peak blue fan filippo. out here trying to set the ground rules for how fans in milano (6600km from philadelphia btw) should greet gigio at the san siro when he’s neither milanista nor milanese and if he’s been in that building more than 3 times that’s a lot
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i have lost my VIRGINITY. the only thing that is missing is my girlfriend having sex with me, which is only a matter of time. she has rejected every other offer she has received.
🚨🚨 The agreement between
#Inter
and Piotr Zielinski is DONE. The only thing that is missing is the player’s signature, which is only a matter of time. The Polish international has rejected every other offer he received. 🇵🇱
[
@Gazzetta_it
🌗 via
@FcInterNewsit
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[THREAD] derby d’italia is just hours away, let’s remember some guys…
roberto baggio
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Big Rom is the greatest striker in the world, don’t care what the racists, beans and toast prem heads and Man Unidiots say. But he’s also a class gentleman. 🙌
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7. how could we forget stefano sturaro! (
@under_thecosh
)
a transfer history so shady it cannot be described with words, so here’s are some pics. what greta business by juve getting €18M total from genoa for a player never valued more than €12. grande paratici
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🚨UPDATE🚨
Adam Levine to Selina Gomesz: Tell Biden to “hand over” more vaccines abroad. Story developing.
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chiesa: “was electric”
also chiesa:
0 goals
0 assists
0 big chances
1 big chance created
…in a match his team won 6-1
Great day at the office for Juventus:
• 6 goals scored
• Chiesa was ELECTRIC
• Miretti first goal in the Coppa
• ANOTHER Yildiz goal
Next up: Frosinone in the Coppa Italia Quarter-Finals in 6 days 🗓
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Great job by umpire crew in the Mets Braves game, after Kevin Pillar gets hit in the face and walks off the field with a bloody face, they allow Braves manager to take his pitcher out even tho he wasn’t allowed to under MLB rules for mound visit. I love when common sense prevails
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are these “people in football” in the room with us right now?
@Pepissmo
this is what people in football think - if it means they underestimate Inter, that should be to your benefit - but I have to reflect what is being said.
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the collapse starts today
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NAPLES, Italy- Napoli has a reputation for being a totally corrupt and crime-infested city, overwhelmed by trash, pickpockets, and controlled by the infamous Camorra.
But Neapolitans are some of the most caring and generous people in all of Italy.
Here's a [THREAD🧵]:
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