David🎆
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Lets have the greatest day of all time
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Joined March 2014
They told me eight years in the county pen, Or eight years in the army killing evil men Oh, Uncle Sam, I wanna go home
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even in their own propaganda the supposed "scary Antifa" is an old lady with a "love thy neighbor" sign
Dear Antifa: We’re taking our country back. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Some random Contractor exploded Philly's entire commuter rail network yesterday because he dug into a power line underground by accident at 18th and Chestnut. But thank god our glorious New Reporters are saying it's entirely SEPTA's fault
BREAKING: “What a f— mess! How much worse can @SEPTA get?” Commuter says while caught in crowd as trains not running in what’s supposed to be rush hour at Suburban Station. A septa staffer told me “At least the lights are back on. It was pitch black down here two hours ago.”
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These types of tweets read like this to me
when shes pretty but she has boy autism
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Al saying he’s not a Star Wars guy but still shouting out John Williams is pretty legendary
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They shouldn’t ban the tush push but they should make very damn sure everyone’s lined up correctly and there’s no false starts when the refs seem to be terrible at for the play
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COMPLETELY TRUST #HoldTheLine
🇫🇷 Emmanuel Macron Confidence Poll - October 2025. (The French Dispatch)
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So yesterday a reporter asked @realDonaldTrump about the writ of habeas corpus, and he had no idea what it was. "I don't know," he said. "I'd rather leave that to Kristi." Well, It turns out Sen. Hassan asked @KristiNoem about it in May, and this was Noem's response:
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect
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The entire ESPN broadcast was Yankee glazing (praising Chisholm for running with no mention of Trevor Story who got him out), they thought Connelly’s name was Connor, and the Fox broadcast would’ve made Red Sox v Blue Jays a day game but gave the Yankees the prime time spot.
one day they’ll have the postseason on local networks so the people who hate us don’t absolutely delight in glee at the thought of our demise ❤️
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One of the coolest scenes in cinema history. Contrary to what many people think, Vincent Cassel actually performed the “Laser Dance” choreography himself, without a stunt double. He’s passionate about capoeira, a Brazilian discipline that blends dance and martial arts, which he
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Air France First Class 2025, but just like back then you’re roundtrip flight price will quickly punch out at over $10,000 At least now you get to sleep in a bed instead of just a chair marvelous how air travel has gotten both better for luxury and more accessible in economy
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There needs to be studies on the contemporary Right's inability to distinguish between advertisements and the daily life of the average person.
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Top Gun: Maverick might just be the most rewatchable movie of the last decade.
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People with extremely long memories (dating back to a few months ago) may recall the universal anger at Schumer for not shutting down the government
Jon Stewart has been mocking Schumer all year, but this is his most brutal. “Chuck Schumer is a human flat tire.”
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