Philister Akech✨
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Fix the healthcare system in your country. Someday you'll be sick & international borders will be closed permanently.
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If the late President Idi Amin didn't deal with the Asian issue, I don't know where we would be now. 🖐️🥰
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The president of Uganda earns 806USD monthly and spends 268,889USD daily...
He's a broke man honestly 😭😭😭
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I wish to offend someone here.
For example...
After prohibiting his people from eating from the tree of knowledge, he still went ahead and lamented..."my people perish for lack of knowledge" 🤡😹
Why was that?
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I need to take a break from being a Manchester United fan. This isn't the life I signed up for 😭
It’s serious character development 😂
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Here💕
Without makeup, are you still beautiful?
Show us!!!
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In my village, it doesn't just rain.
Rain is music. Rain is life. Rain is a guest.
As it infuses with the ground, rain becomes an enchanting smell. Cows moo, goats bleat, children sleep, & Okello turns to his dear wife. It's time for a new life. It's raining folks 🌧️ 😄.
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Ladies, you could wake up at 3am, cook, clean & a man will still leave you to marry a woman that can’t make scrambled eggs like me😂
You'll serve him mesopotamia with all the ujuzi & he'll tell you he didn’t force you to do any of these things and it will be the truth! 🤣🤣
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I went to buy water from a random Eritrean shop here in Juba & found these ...Jolly Jus
During my primary school days, we used to mix this sweet powder in our porridge & also make 2 litres of juice from one sachet.
But now, they don't taste as nice as they used to in 2003.🥲🥺
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You’re a lady and you’ve never met any manipulative man, you don’t know what God has done for you. Those mfs are more wicked than the devil herself😂🥰
#NoMakeUpSelfie
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Too much wisdom attracts vanity; if you don't say stupid shit occasionally, you will lose yourself to an excess of virtue 😜
Gulu, Uganda 💟
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I am everything you don't want in a woman... all those things that you list when referring to bad women, I am it. 🚶🏾♀️😂
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My problem with this government is that they don’t even have common sense.
You cannot increase salary for the doctors but can hire new medics.... FUCK U🖕
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Prostate Cancer won and my grandpa has passed on.🥲😭
I will miss him everyday for the rest of my days
He was such a blessing in my life
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Manchester United smile to all Arsenal fans who woke up with pain in their chests😂😂😂
Juba❤️
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Wiping your ass with toilet paper is never enough. Use water. Wash it clean. Or better yet, use wet wipes.
The ass is too dry to be cleaned with just another dry material. It doesn’t self-cleanse. Wash your asses clean. Infant use soap 😂😂
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This Christmas, if you have been the one sponsoring, withdraw so that people can be creative - If you die today, how will they survive?😫
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“Women must keep themselves looking good. Small waist, thick thighs and hips, big ass” says Musa who is 5”5 with a pot belly, hard palms, and cannot seem to find trousers his size.🤗🥺
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Unemployment has various phases. There’s a phase of looking for jobs you want,then looking for jobs you can get,then hiding your qualifications so that u can get any job. Then there’s being too broke to apply for jobs💔 be kinder to job seekers & never fall short of helping out.
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The view of river Nile from karuma bridge...so beautiful 🥰🥰
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You’ll be surprised how many people don’t speak to you but speak about you.
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Yesterday I weighed 85kg yet I wanted to be a portable bride this year 😂😂
So, I started my exercise today and took pictures for my doctor to see 😂
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I'm an asthmatic.
My asthma is triggered by cold, anger, dust, stress and smoke...one night in 2019, I went to bed angry at my boss for late salary payment. I woke up at 1am to blocked nostrils and a heavy storm outside.
Single people who are single and live alone, who takes you to the hospital when you get sick?
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Today, I was thinking about the fact that at my age my mother was preparing to have third child, had a good business, building a house in her village…
…and then there’s me now, just floating through life. 😭
I don't care, afterall I was created in God's image😂
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Jesus told the Samaritan woman; "the one you have presently is not your husband".
But who is your husband, according to Jesus?
Sometimes I feel we walk down the aisle with humans that Jesus knows we have just borrowed, they belong to other people.
It is against this backdrop.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
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I can introduce you to my mother so that she can adopt you 😂😂
She has adopted my male friend and our neighbor, there's room for more sons. 😂🤝🏾
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Let's normalize not shaming men when they're temporarily broke, support him. When U go out with friends give him money so he can spoil U with whatever U want, talk positive things about him & he will love, respect and remember all those moments when things start going well
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Your father had time for his 15 different side chicks but you think the reason he was emotionally detached from his children was that he was too busy making money & paying bills
They make it look like the dads who were emotionally present for their children weren’t paying bills
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
- Voltaire
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It's funny how people who ain't religious mostly succeed in life..🙄
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Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls these days. Same way Hospitals say more sincere prayers than Churches.🤪
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Any politician that thrives on exploitation, nepotism and corruption who believes that the presidential seat is his birthright deserves to be insulted, likewise to their supporters. 😂😂
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I'm not even looking for love anymore, just help me reach orgasm at least twice a week 😭🤲😹😹
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In a few years these two groups are going to be fighting for the same opportunities despite one being disadvantaged.
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I grew up fetching firewood and papyrus for my grandma from busitema forest. I'd go there to also bond with the baboons, but nowadays you'll find the UPDF soldiers allover the forest.
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Just because a snake isn't hungry doesn't mean you should let it rest around your legs
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people who are friends with rich people have pride more than the rich people themselves😂
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Half naked pictures doesn't mean she's easy to get. Some of y'all post guns and still get robbed lmfaooo 😂😂😂
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Being a rich person in a poor country makes you poor without realizing. Your individual wealth is not exempt from interacting with the poverty around you! You will still drive your Bentley or Posh in a pothole infested road.
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I don't care if you block me Okello, after all I rode you and got an orgasm 😂😂
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A person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market.
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As a man, if you find out that your girlfriend or wife is cheating on you, the worst thing you can do is to let the other guy win. Fight for your marriage/relationship.
You're a man, don't be a coward😜
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There😜
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Not us spending our 20s and 30s trying to survive our government and work around their wicked and irrational decisions, instead of using our brains, time and energy to live a good life, create and thrive?🥲😫
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A relationship built on lies won’t last longer. But a relationship built on truth is not even going to start
Know this , know peace ✌️
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Be soft, do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
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Whenever you are about to find fault with someone, ask yourself the following question:
What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?
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Sleeping next to someone you love not only reduces depression, but it also helps you to live longer and makes you fall asleep faster.
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Forget partying, coitus or taking cute photos in relationships. There's nothing sweeter than helping one another become better persons by contributing meaningfully in each other's life.
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The behavior of your relatives depends on your father’s wealth.☺️🤪
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Not every woman dating an older man is doing it because of financial security.
Some women are naturally attracted to older men and it has nothing to do with finance but rather choice and taste.
I just need a sugar daddy 🤣 🤣
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Small small rain in the airport city and i want to sin 😢
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Don't push people away and expect to find them the same place you left them.
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Being educated includes being civil. Your ability to engage people and make your point without showing off how rude and mannerless you are. You should be found worthy in character and learning.
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Nobody in the history of the world has ever gone from the bottom of a dominance hierarchy to the top by playing fair and following the rules.🤌
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So this MP who sold goats worth billions and bought UBC land, drives 2017 V8 registered in UAN series.🙄🙄
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When 10 patients are in the ward and the doctor makes a mistake, one or two patients can die. But when one economist makes a mistake, the whole world suffers.
A study of Uganda 🤭🤭🧐
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Feminism is the advocacy of women's rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes but some women see this as a right to display sheer stupidity and arrogance towards men. They constitute nuisance online and still subject themselves to men offline 😝
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African politicians will steal, kill, cheat, and impoverish their kin but as soon as a court case arises, they will start falling sick and dat!
Komanyoko 😫😂
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I’ve seen highly educated people get manipulated by people who can barely read because of love.
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