I will marry just once!
I will marry right!
I will marry my wife!
I will marry my best friend!
We are going to be a happy family!
We are going to be rich!
Weโll have beautiful children who wonโt give us headache or constitute nuisance to the society!
Amen!!!!
ngl - not gonna lie
smh - shake my head
oomf- one of my followers
rt - retweet
Irt - last retweet
tbh - to be honest
icym- in case you missed it
imo - in my opinion
ilysm -i love you so much
tysm- thank you so much
dm - direct message
id k/c - i don't know/care
Biggest respect to gรฏrls that don't smoke, do drugs, do unnecessary piercings, club, do BBL, sell thฤir bรธdies for money and who make their own money. You're greatly loved โค๐ฅบ
2023 AGE UPDATE
1990=33 years old
1991=32 years old
1992=31 years old
1993=30 years old
1994=29 years old
1995=28 years old
1996=27 years old
1997=26 years old
1998=25 years old
1999=24 years old
2000=23 years old
Just thought I should remind y'all that u are no longer a kid๐
Stages on Twitter;
1. You created a twitter account.
2. But you didn't understand it.
3. So you left for a few months or years.
4. But then, you returned.
5. Now, you're addicted & canโt go a day without it.
6. Night mode Activated
Retweet if this was you.๐๐๐๐๐
Go for outings? No!
Go for dates? No!
Go for vacations? No!
Go for weddings? No!
Do bridal train? No!
Go for evening strolls? No!
Go to get-togethers? No!
The only thing you know how to do is lie down on your bed and press phone..
How will somebody's son find you and marry you?
2023 AGE UPDATE
1990=33 years old
1991=32 years old
1992=31 years old
1993=30 years old
1994=29 years old
1995=28 years old
1996=27 years old
1997=26 years old
1998=25 years old
1999=24 years old
2000=23 years old
Just thought I should remind y'all that u are no longer a kid๐
@davido
@logosolori
As usual. When the country is burning and people are dying in mass in the core North, the whole arewa community would be silent. But the moment someone says something they don't like, they'll all come out to make empty treats like a headless mob. Hypocrites ๐
Stages on Twitter;
1. You created a twitter account.
2. But you didn't understand it.
3. So you left for a few months or years.
4. But then, you returned.
5. Now, you're addicted & canโt go a day without it.
6. Night mode Activated
Retweet if this was you.๐๐๐๐๐
Go for outings? No!
Go for dates? No!
Go for vacations? No!
Go for weddings? No!
Do bridal train? No!
Go for evening strolls? No!
Go to get-togethers? No!
The only thing you know how to do is lie down on your bed and press phone..
How will somebody's son find you and marry you?
Biggest respect to gรฏrls that don't smoke, do drugs, do unnecessary piercings, club, sell thฤir bรธdies for money and who make their own money. You're greatly loved โค๐ฅบ
6 missed calls from your dad
7 missed calls from your boss
4 missed calls from your bae
5 missed calls from your sibling
3 missed calls from your friend
Who are you calling back first? ๐ฒ
To Nigerian girls crushing on Gun Jun Pyo abi Lee min ho, I just want to remind you that you'll never meet him face to face, whether on earth, in heaven, or even in hell.
@Waspapping_
Oh my God!
Davido is fin!shed ๐ญ
How will davido survive now that Arewa people are not listening to his music again? ๐
How davido wan take chop? ๐ญ
@DanielRegha
This is the exact problem I have with many Nigerians. When a person raises an alarm over an issue, everyone becomes mute. The moment something bad happens, everybody begins to show up as if they cared in the first place. Sorry to say, but many people are just pretending to careโฆ
@MrMekzy_
People in this thread are beginning to lie that the 70k is not much. Someone said 5k/week, which is 20k/month with provisions (foodstuffs and toiletries), is enough, and some people were insulting him ๐๐.. Some of you don't even get up to 20k in a month from your parents, butโฆ
A woman was accused of killing her husband. His body was never found and she was sentenced.
Years after serving her jail term, she found out the man is living with another woman. She went and shot the man several times and he died for real this time around and she was re-arrested
This is called Tripe
It is the first or second stomach of a cow or other ruminant used as food.
Stop calling it Towel!
Don't scroll up, I'm talking to you..