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He/Him | Freelance Video Editor & Producer | Sorry for my Star Wars retweets and bad takes 🤷🏻

Austin, TX
Joined September 2009
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
2 years
Jigsaw voice: "For years you have cut other drivers off and have constantly changed lanes without signaling. Now we will see how much you are willing to cut yourself to get to work on time. Live or die. Make your choice."
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
18 days
RT @Variety: #JimmyKimmel returns! Disney and ABC will bring the comedian back to its schedule starting Tuesday night. “Last Wednesday, w…
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Andy Blanchard
19 days
Given the way things have been spiraling since 2016, the Rapture showing up this Tuesday honestly tracks.
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
1 month
Gun violence is an epidemic in America. And I think it’s worth seeing what Kirk himself said about gun deaths and the 2nd Amendment. Also there was another school shooting today hours after this news broke about Kirk’s killing..
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
1 month
Deleted the tweet. To be crystal clear: I don’t condone gun violence—ever. My point was about hypocrisy, not applause for tragedy.
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Andy Blanchard
4 months
This almost happens to a Porg as a gag in TLJ 😂
@sw_holocron
Star Wars Holocron
4 months
Mark Hamill came up with a much darker head canon backstory for Luke becoming a “hermit” in THE LAST JEDI “I thought, what could make someone give up a devotion to what is basically a religious entity, to give up being a Jedi. Well, the love of a woman. So he falls in love with
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@sw_holocron
Star Wars Holocron
4 months
Mark Hamill came up with a much darker head canon backstory for Luke becoming a “hermit” in THE LAST JEDI “I thought, what could make someone give up a devotion to what is basically a religious entity, to give up being a Jedi. Well, the love of a woman. So he falls in love with
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
4 months
Get out the good lipstick, Elon
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
4 months
I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.
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@A7ZATRU
AZZATRU
4 months
I put "We Want Battlefront 3" on a billboard, seriously
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@brookstweetz
Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈
4 months
Happy Pride Month to whatever was going on here
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@Liv_Agar
Liv
5 months
He made the mother run in less than twelve cuntsecs
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Andy Blanchard
5 months
Babe, wake up. New Star Wars hallway scene just dropped. #Andor
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
5 months
Y’all I don’t think this was oxygen. #Andor
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@brookstweetz
Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈
5 months
Who cheered
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@CornPuzzle
Anthony Mayes
6 months
When the whole galaxy is in shambles, but the DJ drops the new 'Niamos' remix and you gotta dance yourself clean #Andor
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Andy Blanchard
6 months
Star Wars: Starfighter
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
6 months
Get me to God’s country.
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Andy Blanchard
6 months
Fuck Liberation Day. And a Happy Switch 2 Day.
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
7 months
this poor man today
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Andy Blanchard
7 months
@Avengers
© Avengers
7 months
It all leads to Doom. #AvengersDoomsday is now in production.
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@AndyTheBlanch
Andy Blanchard
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