By the transitive property, the fact that Josiah only has 169.2k followers must mean that there are only 169.2k people on this app and everyone else is a bot.
Adam Silver on Ja Morant: “We’ve uncovered a fair amount of additional information. We probably could have brought it to a head now, but we’ve made the decision that it would be unfair to these players and these teams to announce that decision in the middle of this series.”
The Bear’s sixth episode of season two, “Fishes”, is one of the best standalone episodes of television I’ve seen. Can’t stop thinking about it. I wish this show was week to week so everyone could experience it at the same time.
We’ll see if KD and Kyrie are still best friends when Kyrie covers the living room with crystals and fills the entire kitchen with quinoa and kale.
@DarthAmin
made the friend who should never be your roommate analogy as I typed this tweet
there is literally nothing i could say or do to prepare you for this so i am just going to let the trailer for the 1995 john travolta/harry belafonte movie "white man's burden" speak for itself
When sacha baron cohen interviews an intelligent person, he gnaws at their patience until they break and remove themselves from the situation. When he interviews an ignorant person, he indulges them and gets them to reveal their true nature. Master.
Introducing Cued Up!
My TV centric pod has a new feed
We'll cover Succession S3 starting October 17
For now we're opening up the archives with breakdowns of Succession S2, Better Call Saul S5, Mandalorian S2 and more
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon - with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
Number of teammates that have been named an All-Star:
Steph — 4
Jimmy — 3
Tatum — 2
Luka — 0
In his career, Luka has only played with one teammate that made the All-Star team that season — Dirk in 2019, who was a special addition by Adam Silver.
Welcome To Cinephobe
@DougBenson
Road House
Action Jackson
Bloodsport
Rocky IV
Along Came Polly
Beerfest
Wet Hot American Summer
Semi Pro
Horrible Bosses 2
Swordfish
Armageddon
Anaconda
HOT ROD
#MysteryCrate
We get into Christmas onesies, Chris Cote's desire to have hobbies, a
#Festivus
airing of grievances, the various kinds of OKs you use to reply to texts with, group chat fouls, and using Twitter's mute function.
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So the league's foremost newsbreaker waited 3 days to drop this story on a Friday night, and buried the lead so hard in the tweet that it doesn't even address the elephant in the room???
THAT THE NBA IS SUPPRESSING SCORING!!
My third eye is exploding
@bballilluminati