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पहले मैं सोचता था कि यार मोदी जी ये क्यों किया, उस मुद्दे पर क्यों कुछ नही किया , ये लोग सोशल मीडिया पर कोई फिल्टर वगैरह नही लगाते क्या किसे प्रोमोट करना है किसे नही, अब मैं ज्यादा नही सोचता और ये सोचकर सन्तोष कर लेता हूँ कि मोदी जी ने किया होगा तो ठीक ही किया होगा।
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Someone from Japan understood the true essence of Ramayana and created this masterpiece but bollywood couldn't.
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जिंदा नही बचा था ना दीवाली तक , इसलिए नही फोड़े।
रावण में लाख बुराइयां थीं लेकिन उसने कभी पटाखे नहीं फोड़े!
Wishing you all a joyous, prosperous and green Diwali 🪔
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This guy teaches programming on his Youtube channel and he is a legend among Firang teenagers.
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Sorry for tweeting early, attack is still due and can happen any time.
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Now tell me the name of Ankit Sharma's mother..
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iPhone factory got attacked and 430 crores worth iphones were looted just few weeks before they were planning hire 25000 new employees. Third class citizens of our 2nd world country deserve a compromised life under a corrupt and compromised government..
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Manjhi - It took me 20000 hammer strokes to break this rock.
Priyanka C - why didn't you hit 20000th stroke first and saved the time and energy of 19999 strokes..
If just one conversation has managed to ensure disengagement, wish he had spoken sooner. Perhaps would have avoided the entire Galwan Valley conflict. Where was he for past 3 months?😢
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Sit down Beti, without mimicking Kangana you would be working on someone's eyebrows in a beauty parlour..
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Kashyap was caught stealing tax in 2013, establishment didn't punish him, they asked him to join them if he wants to be forgiven. Boxer Vijendra was caught in drug racket , he was also asked to do the same to escape punishment. Cong is not a political party it operates like mafia
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Next season of Money heist will have a new character, The Associate Professor.
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The greatest Indian athlete was watching the match and most of us didn't even know. Classy...
Team India, you made us proud. Hard luck in the final. It wasn't our night, but a tournament that we'll never forget. 🇮🇳
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गौमुख से दिल्ली तक हर एक किमी पर लगा तो सभी ने रक्खे हैं पर गिनाए किसी ने नही।
कोई मंदिर लंगर लगाता नज़र आया क्या इस प्राकृतिक आपदा में?
🙏🙏🙏
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is hisaab se to tu pair dabane, jhaadoo pocha lagane pe focus kar kyonki tu Das hai
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Cardiologist Gaurav gandhi did 16000 heart surgeries before passing away at the age of 41. Considering he completed his PG and started doing heart surgeries at the age of 28, it would take around 3-4 surgery per day to achieve 16K surgeries. That's some ultra human task..
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Ritambhara ji is a lioness
साध्वी ऋतम्भरा ने कहा - “डैना🧨मैट से उड़ा दो”
उमा भारती ने माइक लिया - “ना-ना, जो मज़ा बल्ली और बाँस से कारसेवा करने में है वो डैना-मैट में नहीं”
लोग ss ले के chad बने फिरते इंटरनेट पे… सोचो ये लोग खुलेआम क्या कर रहे थे 30 साल पहले।😁
नमन है भई!🙏
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Hagte time gaannd par Bomb girne ka chance :
Palestine - 100%
India - 0
Human Development Index Rank:
Palestine: 106
India: 132
Rural Open Defecation Rate:
Palestine: < 1%
India: 26%
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Shri Ram didn't allow Laxman to use Brahmastra on Meghnad , even in Treta yug we had No first use nuclear policy..
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If Jadeja, who still has a long franchise and international career ahead of him can go to Ayodhya then what stopped Dhoni whose career was done many years ago ?
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White pill for the day
4 Years ago when the moon landing failed, during his speech the next morning
PM Modi quoted a line from the श्वेताश्वतर उपनिषद्
"वयम् अमृतस्य पुत्रा:"
"We are children of the eternal gods"
We won't lose , we won't surrender, we will try again and…
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I belong to a family of farmers in Uttar Pradesh. Farmers of Punjab don't represent us or our problems.
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Next event is elimination round by implementing NRC..
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If you are not looking for a serious career in politics and don't have a good financial backup, then don't indulge in direct spat with politicians (of any party). History padho, meme weme banao , thodi bahut bakchodi karo aur apne ghar jao, Kuch na rakkha yahan...
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did you just assume your child's religion, what if he/she wants to be a Hindu , did you ask him/her before imposing your husband's religion on them. Where is feminism , where is justice , where is the UN ?
As the mother of a Muslim child I’m horrified by this. And so are his brothers. What are we teaching children
#BlatantBigotry
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Factually wrong. In Hindu families nothing happens in the kitchen till the 3rd/4th day of funeral. Neighbors/extended family etc. take care of all such tasks.
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Urvashi Rautela didn't even complain or tagged Memebai police , another person tagged and requested them to save his life..
@MumbaiPolice
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IT companies - we need a full stack developer who is efficient in Java , SQL, Dot Net, Java Script , Node Js, Angular , can map office floor before office time, can drive the cab and guard the office also..
Applicant -
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The first thing these guys did after landing in India was to tweet a picture of tea to mock Captain Abhinandan. A few months back, their fans were mocking Gautam Gambhir, Hasan Ali was dancing at the border to mock BSF, Rizwan is the literal Zakir Naik in disguise. Now that they…
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हिन्दू देश है इसीलिए राफेल पर तिलक हो रहा है नही तो आगे से 2 इंच राफेल काट देते ।
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@LegalTalwar
Ma'am your grandfather migrated from Pakistan to India because certain Jigyasus occupied his home and temples..
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यार अगर आप चाहते हो कि नौकरीपेशा और व्यापारी वर्ग का हिन्दू अपना काम धंधा भी देखे, चुनाव में आपके लिए प्रचार भी करे, वोट भी करे, सोशल मीडिया पर डिफेंड भी करे, टैक्स भी भरे और फिर इस सबके बाद सड़क पर आकर लड़े भी क्योंकि आपको गुडविल बनानी है, वो तो बहुत क्रेजी हो जाएगा ब्रो।
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You don't fight online battles with a country that has a billion internet users and is famous for supplying IT engineers worldwide. China is safe so far because they are not on global social media. Our real superpower is the unhinged average internet user with a 1.5 GB daily data…
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We are also releasing Barkha Dutt, Rana Ayuub , Rajdeep Sardesai and whole team of The Wire as a goodwill gesture.
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have a look at this guy behind Rajnath singh, most of the soldiers at forward posts are like him only. Now imagine the causalities Chinese suffered in that hand to hand combat . Do you seriously think that man like him left Chinese unharmed after 20 of ours were martyred..
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@MrAndyNgo
Irony is, this guy Kurush mistry is a persian, his forefathers came as refugees to India because their country was occupied by the same religion he is supporting now.
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गांव गांव के मंदिर में जाकर देखो, ईवीएम कैसे हैक होती है पता चल जाएगा।
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Here
Mirabai Chanu
PV Sindhu
#LovelinaBorgohain
It’s only Indian women on the podium from Rio to Tokyo…where are the men?
#Tokyo2020
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Delhi has 7 BJP MPs, only Gambhir seems to be active in helping people..
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Yograj singh's comment are blasphemous and very hateful for me as a Hindu, I demand his arrest.
@AmitShah
ji.
#ArrestYograjSingh
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Sab kuch hai to kya gaan marane ko protest kar rahe hain
Yes! Farmers hv cars. They wear clothes. They eat food. They speak English. They speak Punjabi, Haryanvi & all the vernaculars. They hv PhDs. They sing & dance & laugh & do every freakin' thing tht the elite Brahmanical (non) sensibility denies them. ++
#FarmersProtest2024
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Great opportunity for Delhi BJP but I have full confidence in them...
CM
@ArvindKejriwal
to BJP:
#TheKashmirFiles
जैसी झूठी Picture के Poster लगाते हुए अच्छे नहीं लगते, शोभा नहीं देता..
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If Rohini Singh allows Reliance to install a refinery on her face India won't have to depend on Qatar for oil..
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Dear woke Hindu girls/boys if tomorrow a peaceful mob finds you during the riot they will treat you the way they treat other kaffirs without reading your twitter or insta timeline and your heroes like Kamra, swara and Ravish will justify your death with Kapil mishra's speech.
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Whole Gujarat was rebuilt without abusing or blaming anyone after earthquake, and it's prospering since then.
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अगर पूजापाठ की जगह पढ़ाई और नौकरी पर ध्यान दिया होता तो आज अंबानी के पास पैसा ही पैसा होता।
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I tried to watch Tanaav just to check if it is even close to Fauda , pahle hi episode me ye bhadddddwa dikh gaya, whatever little interest I had, is gone, nahi dekhna ab..
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World's most developed country is having a National day of prayer to recover from Corona Virus and some woke people were making fun of Hindu ladies singing Bhajans to fight Corona.
It is my great honor to declare Sunday, March 15th as a National Day of Prayer. We are a Country that, throughout our history, has looked to God for protection and strength in times like these....
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Sardar Sarovar dam provides drinking water to 28 million people (40 million by 2021) , irrigation facility to 3112 villages and 1450 MW power to 3 states. Activists, with help of Court didn't let govt build this dam for 60 years.
They kept 28 milion people thirsty for decades.
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Batao ase bsdwalo ke haath me bhi desh ki suraksha ki jimmedari thi,
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Ram - Mythology
Krishna - Mythology
Okay Durga ? - Mythology
Mahishasur ? - umm depends if he serves our propaganda.
Okay Mohamad and Jesus ? - They existed , we saw them linking their Bank accounts with Adhar Card.
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120 busses of UP Roadways have picked 6500 migrant workers from Delhi Border and dropped them to respective districts. Other busses are also coming.
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She took a bullet in the head and still survived because the head was empty from inside..
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Kapil Mishra is better than other Delhi BJP leaders. The guy left a flourishing career as a minister to support the ideology, we all should support him in whatever way we can.
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Old prophetic technique to use opponent's women as shield .This is a crime in India, requesting Shri
@JSINGH2252
to report the tweet and file an FIR against Md. Zubair and his media portal
@AltNews
.
Tagging
@NCWIndia
as it violates the modesty of an underage girl.
Hello Jagdish Singh, Does your cute grand daughter know about your part time job of abusing people on social media?
I suggest you to change your profile pic.
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एक ऑप्शन ये भी है कि सड़क बनवा दी जाए। पर वो तो आउट ऑफ दा बॉक्स हो जाएगा एकदम।
बच्चे स्कूल जा रहे हैं. ऐसे में गाड़ी थोड़ी धीमी कर दीजिए.
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In an ideal world India should've invaded Maldives, Sri Lanka, and other similar tiny islands in the Indian ocean back in 1970. These idiots, driven by greed and with lax morals, will always pose a threat to our sovereignty. .
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Most of the migrants who left/leaving Delhi today will get counted in UP Bihar's numbers if god forbid they catch corona. Kejriwal solved half of his problems just by a week's curfew and will be taking jibes on UP Bihar when graph rises there.
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Average Pakistani is like this only, not what bollywood movies show us. Sooner we learn better it will be...
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BJP gave 5 crores scholarships and 1.5 crores houses , 30 % Ration and other subsidies to Muslims. Ginakar 50 vote na mile honge...
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2 years ago Gogoi started his tenure as the leftist blue eyed boy with his press conference against then CJI and now he is ending it as a Hindu Hriday Samrat. True legend....
Delhi: Today is the last working day of Chief Justice of India Ranjan Gogoi. CJI Gogoi retires on November 17. He sat with Chief Justice designate SA Bobde in Court 1 and issued notices in all 10 cases listed today. (file pic)
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I won't be very happy or sad if India wins or lose this worldcup. The main reason for this disconnect is the wokechodi of this team.
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Praising his opponent in the middle of elections , on the other hand we have Congressis who refused to admit a patient in Sanjay Gandhi hospital because he had Ayushman card.
#WATCH
: PM Narendra Modi says,"Naveen babu ne bohat acha plan kiya, Bharat sarkar usmein unke saath reh karke sari cheezon ko aage badha payegi."
#CycloneFani
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Requesting Shri
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Offensive behaviour designed to provoke & create disturbance inside an aircraft is absolutely unacceptable & endangers safety of air travellers.
We are left with no option but to advise other airlines to impose similar restrictions on the person concerned.
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So down to earth that there were cameras installed at airport, in car and several other places just to record this down to earth gesture.
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Why whataboutery is necessary and why being neutral is not an option.
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that's why
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my brother in Sanatan, you founded a company just to pay the bills of credit card in exchange for coins that hold no value even in your company.
It’s fascinating how many people survive in companies without adding any real value.
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Jaishankar saab itne cold blooded one liners on the spot kaise soch lete hain, aur fir dialogue delivery ka style bhi aisa jaise morgan freeman kisi movie me politician bankar bolta hai..
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have tested positive for Corona, other family members are negative. Going to quarantine center as can't take risk due to kids at home
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Mullayam & Lalu created the Muslim Yadav alliance that took 2 biggest states of India decades back in term of development & also allowed Ms to be a nationwide force.They are the reason for the misfortune of the 40 cr population yet they aren't hated as much as they should be.
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1) 90% of the population has 50% reservation, what a lie. As if the government has barred them from competing in the remaining 50%.
2) only brahmins had the right to read and write for 3000 years.
Then who wrote the history of 'atrocities' ? Where did he learn that. Wouldn't…
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"Muslims live in densely populated areas with little sunlight "
Densely populated by who, Aliens ?
🧵 Reasons why Muslims flock to Juhu Beach:
1. There are no parks in Muslim neighbourhoods.
2. There are no proper roads in Muslim neighbourhoods.
3. There is no proper sanitation in Muslim neighbourhoods.
4. There are no schools in Muslim neighbourhoods.
5. Muslim…
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Before Bahubali only scams used to cross thousand crore mark in India..
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.
@DeShobhaa
Is it worse than being a Do kaudi ka porn writer at some 3 Kaudi ki Magazine and clicking selfies at Page 3 parties ?
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Imagine BJP supporters risking their careers to exposé the propaganda paddlers like Altnews ,The Quint etc and Home ministry under most powerful BJP leader (
@AmitShah
) declaring their Propaganda authentic with one notification..
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