Amy 🍄
@AmyGaertner
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Bisexual librarian, she/her/hers. I like to think I'm amusingly crabby. @applepathways.bsky.social
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Joined August 2011
RT @DisavowTrump20: This is Navy Commander and physician Janelle Marra. Pete Hegseth just fired her for providing health care to LGBTQ serv….
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You can also do this with overripe bananas. 👍.
A lot of people don’t realize you can save all the bones from any chicken you cook, store them in the freezer, and then throw them out in like a year.
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RT @ProgressMich: Packed house here at the Board of State Canvassers meeting (the overflow room is nearly out of seats) for Michiganders fo….
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RT @ZachWLambert: Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerlead….
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I scored 8/10 on the "Moon quiz: For all lunatics." What will you get?
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I scored 8/10 on the "Moon quiz: For all lunatics." What will you get?
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Think you know Earth's moon? Test your knowledge in a lunar quiz!
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RT @isaiahrmartin: So Texas Republicans have now set up a TIP LINE to rat out the Texas Democrats. So PLEASE, for the sake of the public, D….
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RT @DisavowTrump20: Former Vice Chief of the National Guard Major General Randy Manner on Trump nationalizing the guard: "This is an inappr….
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RT @DisavowTrump20: 🚨NEW: Army Brigadier General Ty Seidule slams Pete Hegseth for reinstalling confederate monuments: “He is telling us th….
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RT @GinaForAustin: Today, Ken Paxton announced he will try to remove me from office. This is disrespectful to my constituents, who have as….
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Would have not happened on Carla Hayden's watch. smh.
It has been brought to our attention that some sections of Article 1 are missing from the Constitution Annotated ( website. We’ve learned that this is due to a coding error. We have been working to correct this and expect it to be resolved soon.
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You know you're burnt-out as a mom when scrolling Twitter while sitting naked under a paper sheet waiting for the dermatologist to come in feels like me-time.
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Me trying to catch my toddler when he gets away from me at the park.
Kid shakes and then outruns Tyreek Hill, the fastest player in football
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RT @ShawnForGeorgia: Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save….
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I had a cat who would let me carry her like a baby, head on my shoulder, but if I walked past a mirror? Would claw my face off. Because she thought the cat in the mirror was another cat, and I was going to feed her to that cat.
My cat, who is normally fine with being picked up, will fight me if I pick him up while the washing machine is filling up with water. He thinks I’m going to put him in the washing machine. I have never once even pretended to put him in the washing machine. Why does he think that.
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