Amanda Folson
@AmbassadorAwsum
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PHPerson, dog trainer, horseback rider, and shrimp rancher 🦐.
Joined December 2009
Milton didn't even buy me dinner first. :(.
Milton’s track evolution is evolving slightly different than modeled — last night & this morning it tracked right (south) of forecast, but failed to turn right as quickly as models depicted and is now deviating left (north) of forecast.
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This thing is quickly becoming a monster. .
4PM CDT Sep 25: #Helene strengthens and moves into the southeastern Gulf of Mexico. Preparations to protect life and property from storm surge and damaging winds along the Florida Big Bend Coast need to be rushed to completion today. Check back frequently for updates at
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RT @ThePrimeagen: tomorrow i am going to develop an entire neovim plugn from scratch live on x and twitch (also yt, but no one likes yt).
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RT @PHPGuus: Time for change!. If anybody is looking for a Laravel developer or a Technical Support Analyst, please let me know!.
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u have been visited by the sheriff of pentesting. check ur creds and IAMs or u will be sent to bsd jail.
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RT @landongn: Hey fam. I'm hiring for my team at PlayStation. Wanna work on our innovation team? this is a once-in….
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Them: Oh you ride horses! That must be so ✨aesthetic✨. Horses:
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There's some cool stuff in the latest Laravel release (see thread!) but I am WICKED excited for this.
The Concurrency facade allows you to fan out closures to child PHP processes for concurrent execution. Fork and "sync" drivers are also provided. Concurrent closure execution can also be deferred. ⌛.
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RT @taylorotwell: We've shipped the framework features I demoed at @LaraconUS. 🚀. Here's what's included. 🧵.
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The job market is definitely as bad as people say it is. Out of 122 applications, I've had 2 interviews and 6 rejections. Most aren't even getting back to me 😬 Feels like 2008 again.
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RT @joshcirre: You've got a long-running background job with multiple steps. How do you keep your users in the loop to let them know how….
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I wanted to add a reporting feature to something at work and went through a process of wire framing->mocking in Invision->user interviews->MVP->feedback->repeat for 2 years :D.
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I’m not even gonna lie to y’all we used to do this when I worked at a stable. It smells like chemicals and tastes like expired apple Mio but we weren’t hungover 🤷♀️.
Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
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RT @fullstackalien: There is absolutely no better place to start learning Laravel (or PHP for that matter) than with @jeffrey_way at @larac….
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That was so stupid that I had to get back on Twitter to shout into the void about it.
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The fly on Pence's head managed to land on the largest pile of shit in the room. Amazing.
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RT @mattstratton: now look at them devrel, that's the way you do it.you give your keynote on the twitch tv.that ain't working, that's the w….
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Jfc just need to make it to the election and then I can end this nightmare.
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