New word learnt today: Odanz
Transcription: /o:da:nz/
Meaning: A broke sugar daddy, misogynist and adultererrrrrrr.
Pronouns: akagum, broke, misogynist, adultererrrrrrr
I mistakenly replied this guy's msg and out of courtesy, I had to ask how he is. Now, he has replied; "I'm fine, just hanging" and I'm tempted to reply " just continue hanging, the rope fit cut anytime"🤦🏼♀️
Buhari donated $1 million to Afghanistan?
Does this man even know the current situation of his country? That we have no light, no fuel, Schools are in strike too and we need money to solve all these things. Sigh!
That's why there's division of labour
I cook, he does the dishes
I cook, he goes to the market
I cook, he's telling jokes while chopping onions
He cooks, I eat.
You’ll be in the kitchen cooking and slaving away and then you’ll look out of the window to see your brothers playing football. When you’re done, they’ll come home sweaty and dirty to soil the house you just cleaned with muddy footprints while asking for their plate of food.
I was coming back from work one night around 11, there was nobody on the street. Entered the road to my house and I noticed someone following me. When I turned to the left, this person will do the same. This continued for a while and I was already praying to God to save me.