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BBC has picked this and are helping us blow the cover of this double speakers otherwise called Liar.
Kenya's President Ruto is under scrutiny over the cost of his US visit.
Luxury jet hire has been estimated at $1.5m amidst austerity measures and public outcry.
The government has defended the trip, but have Ruto's reasons won over critics?
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Heading to Machakos and a matatu driver suggests ongezeni 30 kila mtu tupite expressway and you should hear how Kenyans know that the law is very KLIA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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KQ's Boeing 777 lands at the Kisumu Airport . This is progress for Yurop .
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Huyu is launching his own houses in Rongai as affordable housing project ? 🤣🤣🤣
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Kibaki was slower yet grew the economy . The problem is that this guy has the mental capacity of my last born who will be 4 in April .
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Ford Kenya has one aspirant for a Senate seat countrywide and it's Moses Wetangula.
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Please lets identify this guy by name , residence , occupation and where he currently lives so that we reward him as Azimio la Umoja
#MaandamanoWednesdayToFriday
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Who was asking for the whereabouts of James Orengo ? We found him with William Gitau Kabogo .
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Alvin Chivondo who was bailed out by Sonko with 100K for shoplifting from Naivas caught shoplifting again, guess from where ? Naivas 🤔🙆
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Two UDA leaders in RV are actively threatening ROs not to allow vote recounts in areas where they stole Elections. I hope this is fast tracked to ensure compliance.
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Quietly in our own small ways we love justice and know it when one is unfairly targeted like
#Adidas
did to Zouma .
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@paulinenjoroge
In his speeches especially in Swahili he loves making references to the Pope and he has a funny way of saying " PAPA wa Roma ." 🤣
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Margaret Kenyatta the first lady of Kenya , ladies and gentlemen.
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@SpeakerJBMuturi
That finance committee is a committee of parliament, led by you . Raila is not in that parliament by the way and no tax can legitimately be passed without going through parliament . In UDA is it illegal to use one's brain ?
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What did you expect ? Tweeting like he was unconscious during the campaign period 🤣🤣🤣
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During demos Kwamboka of Chips was saying how demos are bad for the economy now with no demos what has happened to her good economy that she cannot pay 275K for the kid bro to join Chuka University ?
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Let me make one observation : We may end up with more task forces, working groups and technical committees than test kits in the whole country!
CS MUCHERU appoints Covid-19 ICT Advisory Committee to offer support on interventions in efforts to combat pandemic; team to serve 6 months.
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Wambo deserves everything she is going through. She called us stone throwers.
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@paulinenjoroge
Igathe and Kaloki were , Sakaja's papers arrived this morning and are jetlagged.
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I hope Natembeya gets 3 times the votes that Chris Wamalwa will get .
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When Raila Odinga was giving Julie Soweto that embrace most of you missed something , Martha Karua in the background said that Julie Soweto now needs a bullet proof vest for me that was quite something .
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Congratulations
@SakajaJohnson
for procuring a degree from Uganda. Two quick questions : Why are you not in the 2016 graduation list of your University and why did you run for Senate with UoN transcripts and not the degree you attained in 2016 ?
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@kipmurkomen
The only pic of you mentoring the next generation of leaders in Embobut forest.
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In Kerugoya speaker after speaker discussing
@RailaOdinga
who is away in South Africa instead of markets for cabbages , potatoes , coffee , tea and stalled projects . How does one survive among so gullible people ?
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Wajackoya the 5th at Black Pearl right now. Raila must be president 🇰🇪🔥🔥
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My friend
@gabrieloguda
congratulations on this great day in your life and that of Maureen . May God's blessings follow you everywhere you go & may your love be bound with tender care and grace . Kolenyo now has more reason to celebrate you .Proverbs 18:22 . Exclusive images 😍🔥
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Wahiga: is there the 70% target for Musalia and Wetang’ula in the agreement?
Kindiki: correct, there is.
Wahiga: is it a must?
Kindiki: yes. It was a willing agreement. If they didnt want they shouldn't have signed.
#Newsnight
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This country is silly Njuri Ncheke have congratulated Kawira Mwangaza and gone ahead to deny ever endorsing Raila Odinga yet on the second last day of the Campaigns they hosted Raila and Martha Karua even endorsing the duo in public . Why are we this dishonest even the old ??
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@HarunMaruf
If one can volunteer as a suicide bomber why fear dying from a vaccine if at all it call kill ?
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Sugoi wants RMS to get rid of Linus Kaikai , Yvonne Okwara Matole and Stephen Letoo because of his cheap bile and usual nonsense .
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@mqhlay
@LeonLidigu
Aoko Otieno : smart people use footpaths and that's why I get wet for Ruto because he is omnisquopropotionitoonpon .
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@WilliamsRuto
If you mean well go record a statement with
@DCI_Kenya
and cooperate with them in unearthing the true killers of Kenei stop casting aspersions on institutions you are the Deputy President of Kenya man!! Stop sectarianism and crying wolf.
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This is the tax evader who hid at Weston hotel for two weeks?
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Ktn just took some random poll in Nakuru and baba won with 50 votes then Wajackoyah came second with 10 votes the others finished 3rd and 4th respectively 😳🤔
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@Wetangulam
@skmusyoka
Wetangula stop this nonsense Ruto you support called you unsavory names to be specific he called you " mtu ya kupigwa na bibi ." You now back him, so allow Kalonzo to follow his own discernment.
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@johnnjenga
is our Aliou Cisse and our politicians are just celebrating the wrong Cisse !?
#SenegalEgypt
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People who portray Uhuru as a drunkard , I have news for you this Sunday , Uhuru is/was more religious , honest and firm in running the affairs of the country than your sober and Bible wielding Nabii .
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16 tonnes of powder milk recovered in Eastleigh. They were told its Brookside who were importing powder milk , presently we have 16 tonnes that got into the country illegally and now that we are in charge of Defence expect anything .
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David Sankok has retired from politics . This is one of the most toxic and divisive persons ever to set foot in our parliament . Good riddance !!
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If the D.O is dropped he will release alk the criminal files of the Madelin catel 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If Raila's children should demonstrate then let Riggy G's children also contribute to his paybill .
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@gabrieloguda
@StandardKenya
She has a degree in Kiunotics from the University of Sipangwingwi.
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UDA was our
@IEBCKenya
the earlier we admit this the easier it becomes to understand what exactly happened at Bomas of Kenya.
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Who knows the correct answer to this million dollar question ?
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National Police Service has done that thing to the Venezuelan President elect .
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Uhuru Kenyatta not campaigning for Raila and Raila Odinga picking Martha Karua as running mate finished one of the most nonsensical political movements in the history of our country . The movement was called UDA(KU).
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That Nyeri woman wailed and rolled on the ground for 400k so that her son flies to America ? Who's that son running away from freedom ??
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If the Supreme Court found that what happened at
@IEBCKenya
was a board room rupture that had no impact on the poll outcomes then on what basis is the hot air tribunal of Justice Muchelule proceeding ? In this country we joke a lot and close our eyes to very painful injustices.
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People who say that Uhuru wants to stay on through Raila Odinga should listen to this story from the king of double-speak . Uhuru actually wanted to retire to Ichaweri in 2017 .
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Saitabao Ole Kanchori just declared the the Bomas of Kenya a crime scene on the main podium.
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@NelsonHavi
I will bring order to the management of Westlands Constituency but I am leaving LSK in disarray being the king of chaos and confusion .
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Chairman will be anchoring prime time news on Ramogi tv . I just can't wait to see and listen in as
@TrevorOmbija
speaks the language of my people .
#RamogiTV
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@susankihika
I won all school prefect and Student Union elections at the University which you Susan lost . Can there be a more nonsensical comparison than this coz you cannot win or lose without formally contesting really !!
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Excellent case building here Wafula Chebukati is going to jail and he is not going alone .
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Leo
#Sagana
watu watasomewa kama watoto. Thank God Uhuru does not cane stupid people like his father used to 😂😂
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Magwanga , Orata , Ogwe , Awiti all support Wanga and a voter in Nairobi who voted Sonko over Kidero wants Kidero for Homabay . Why are you setting up the people of Homabay my friend?
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Someone here preaching how 7 people (judges ) cannot overturn the will of 14 million voters let me walk over and ask him how many people are Wafula Chebukati ?
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Duale lecturing Peter Salasya who had close to 4 times the votes Duale got . There's a respectful way to address the MP for Mumias East should Duale forget he ought to be reminded he himself only got 9k votes .
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They created ghost polling stations that transmitted presidential results only in favor of their candidate and not any other positions whatsoever . 5,000 ghost polling stations 😳😳
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@ahmednasirlaw
You are counsel on record for the grabbed Weston hotel for a billionaire or for the 50 million Kenyans ?
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IG Mutyambai remains in HDU and unresponsive for the third day complicating efforts to fly him out for specialized medical attention . Get well soon I.G.
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Only in the US can a Chinese go and become an American same for
#JUNET
who went to Migori and became one of the senior-most
#luos
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@JunetMohamed
must be respected. The democrat from Suna is a good man.
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Steve Ogolla oseketho nyombo Koro jomodong oter mana Odambla . translation: Congratulations Steve Ogolla
#Wakili
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@ahmednasirlaw
@AtwoliDza
If the corrupt are genuinely fought, which formula will spare you though?
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You post this conmanship then someone comes to your TL to run the whole gamut of emotions from A to B .🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kenya Revenue Service sijui kitu gani wewe hasora lipaaa ushuru kwanza 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Under Uhuru , Kibaki , Moi and even Kenyatta nobody sold public service jobs this openly or roamed the streets asking people "Do you know who I am ?"
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@kipmurkomen
You are tweeting as an old or a young politician and your achievements are invisible like inner beauty ?
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Bonoko school teacher pretends not to know that even Miguna endorsed DP who supported his deportation, while still in Canada and to make matters worse Miguna had told us DP is a Demagogue who has reached a cul de sac and fathered 27 children out of wedlock.
From today, Raila Odinga's supporters will delete Narc Kenya's Martha Karua from the list of those they have always claimed stole Baba's victory in 2007.
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@kipmurkomen
@OAmollo
You bought your wife a brand new double cabin (4×4) with Arror and Kimwarer money and not a wheelbarrow
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#PongeziAzimio
Baba we trust and have so much hope in you and Martha Karua .Make our country proud !!
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@MillicentOmanga
This country is called Kenya Madam and it's deputy president from 2013 to date is one William Samoei Ruto and their party is called Jubilee party which also nominated you to the Senate for gender balance and affirmative action purposes.
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In Kieni RMS of SK Macharia distributed relief food and the queues were extremely long , remember hustlers were to boycott RMS for not reporting on them enough 😂😂😂
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@johnnjenga
@Winnie_Odinga
Moses Kuria has over the last 15 years abused her father and wished him death that even if Winnie abuses Kuria everyday until 2030 she won't cover as much ground .
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Moses Sunkuli , Shuke Dahir , Gedion Malang , Martin , Moses and Kwanusu please stop those those games you are doing we can do without them
@IEBCKenya
please please . Talk to these mentioned people .
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