COMPETITION TIME! Just noticed that the printer failed to attach the very last page of the calendar in the bottom of the box. I’ll give this away today (rather than chuck it) Just RT and follow and I’ll pick the winner at 7pm. My little shop: https://t.co/AT6JWR2W8W

I’m feeling Christmasy so I’ll give away one of my 2025 calendars here and another over on Bluesky. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Sunday 8th Dec Do visit https://t.co/AT6JWR2ojo and support independent artists. Good luck!

So, like a lot of people, I’m off. I’ve grown quite weary of Social Media generally mostly it’s just demoralising. I’ve made it as far as creating https://t.co/pdSVWLnxtI and as a reward for finding me there’s a nice picture of my cat. I’ll do my best to post but, you know…

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I'm finding it tough to find a remote @laravelphp role in the UK. Code challenges seem to be hit-and-miss regarding expectations, even when sticking to the brief. I just can't win.

🚨Okay let’s do this! BUNNY VS MONKEY: The Great Big Glitch is the TENTH book in the series, it’s not out till OCTOBER, but I have one super advance copy to send to a BVM fan to read earlier than anyone else! 💖All you have to do is share this tweet. Winner chosen Mon 22nd 🤞🤞🤞

Tom and Alun from Pentangle Technology are going to be running Thame 10k this weekend in aid of Thames Valley Air Ambulance.

What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your best friend has become your worst enemy? I have a full class set of Operation: Evil Genius by @dannywallace and @gemmacorrell to give away. Simply retweet to win!

Just @SmashingPumpkin and @foofighters with @wetlegband to go in the next couple of weeks!

I’m not the biggest @airofficial fan but my other half loves them. Impressive light show and brilliant musicians so a very enjoyable evening

@janesaddiction we’re just incredible. Dave Navarro’s guitar playing is just amazing. Perry, Stephen and Eric all brilliant too but the guitarist in me adores Dave!

It was great to finally meet @Nedsatomictweet and their live energy is still glorious to behold

@jesusjonesband were superb as always. I honestly think they’re back to their live peak from around the Perverse era

That’s transport for Le Mans sorted then! Just need to sort the route now I have a non-compliant car…. Oh and update my euro tunnel crossing info!! @1stTickets

6 hours spent only to find half the items I’m replacing are prefixed with HYPHENS and the other half are DASHES.

Sadly the staff at @vuecinemas in Bicester decided to turn all the lights on the SECOND the movie finished (e.g. over the credits) so we only got to see a very washed-out Carrie-Ann Moss in the The Acolyte preview we were all excited for whilst the staff cleaned around us :(

Took the family to see The Phantom Menace at the weekend. It hasn't improved but the younger member of the family enjoyed it! =

News from @1stTickets now....good news, there are camping spots left!!Just a late release of spaces and some general entry and grandstand tix Get in touch quickly. Website is

For my music friends. Win a @KorgUK wave state here https://t.co/VhUzyl8JF5 + bonus code WAVESTATEFB

Was lucky enough to see @Scotty_Mills07 talk this morning. A genuinely inspirational keynote. Thank you! Ps would have said thank you in person but each time I saw you there were even more people surrounding you!!