My league cup experience this Saturday summarized:

Had a friend like this in high school that kept a tissue with him at all times so he could force himself to sneeze. He called them “nose orgasms” and that he was “jacking off in public”

Is this not @AzulGG

Karma caught up to me after I jinxed the snowstorm and I ended my tourney at 2-3-1. But overall had a good time and having fun opponent’s reminded me why I fell in love with this game in the first place and is tempting me to chudmax and be more active again

So like is Toronto regionals just gonna be a big Toronto League Cup? Either way, I don’t think my chances of winning are going up

Okay might have to take the L on this, the snow is looking INSANE this week. Stay warm y’all

My chinese friend is at a very arabic time in his life rn

Holy shit

Am I tripping or are these branded exactly like condoms

Not my senator falling for the ripoff bulk thinner pokemon packs 😭😭😔 (Still my goat tho)

Guys… I think my bid for white boy of the month is in jeopardy

UPDATE: 3 Yung Leans were spotted in public this afternoon, reasons unknown.

Met the guy who invented hog cycle 2.6 last night

Took these in the bathroom cause i was getting tired of my friends arguing whether prime catcher or secret box was better in dengo

Unfortunately “I’m gonna kms” has reentered my daily lexicon which means I’m getting spammed the anti-suicide ad on youtube again

Oh so when Tord posts a 1 of everything list he’s a genius but when I talk about it, it’s “that’s nice sweetie, how about you take a shower, and look at job applications like we talked about.”

Getting exposed into the right-wing grifting pipeline is such a tried and true combo. When's the Top Cut Gear sponsorship happening?

If they made mommy asmr for dragpult lines, I’d be the next Tord

https://t.co/IyHlomy5Mg

Teammate on CounterStrike had the most insane steam profile

Pokemon realized the potential of the goth girl market after seeing mimikyu plushies sales and are now capitalizing. #anothaone