Mr. Get Off
@AliquamScripto
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I'm so grammatical I could take a sabbatical . Previous work here - https://t.co/aHUZvdPcxf - & highlights. Blog link below. Latest article pinned.
Joined October 2017
A very needed win for us today but it could have gone so differently. My perusing on our eventual comfortable run out at St Mary's for @R_o_M:
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Iniesta telling you to go meet his son is a crazy flex, I can’t lie.
🚨| NEW: Football legends like Thierry Henry, Andrea Pirlo and Del Piero were shocked by Speed’s influence on the kids as he walked out of the dressing room 🐐❤️
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This is why persistence is key. Despite all those tricks with the dick, I still opened and I was rewarded.
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Salah been trying to get a trademark celebration for 7 years now. Let it go brother.
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Doue asked Kvara to switch. He wanted to get a bit of the Timber action too 😭😭😭.
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He said “I just looked at my midfield and sigh”.
🗣️ Kylian Mbappé: "Why do I not make runs in behind anymore? It depends on the team. When we had Pogba for example, I could just blindly make a run and he would find me. Now I have to adapt to a different situation."
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Man narrowed it down to all options.
🚨🇩🇪 Mats Hummels on his future after Wembley: “There are 3 options: BVB, retirement or another club”. “Retirement is currently the least likely option”, told BILD. 👀 “USA are out of the question for me. If I move, I would stay in Europe for sure”.
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Haha, I know
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Great to be in Qatar for the #Worldcup2022. ⚽🏆 Thanks for the great hospitality & the perfect organization – it’s always a pleasure to be here. All the best to Qatar for the remaining tournament – insha'Allah we see us soon again. 🤲🏼🇹🇷🇶🇦
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Jude’s mum facial expression always says “Job not finished”.
❤️✨ Jude Bellingham celebrates his Kopa Trophy alongside his father & mother!
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Bayern pulled up with €70m and left with Mazraoui, Gravenberch and Mane. They can’t keep getting away with this shit.
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I know this was filmed time ago with a certain #someone.
A new era of football has arrived. Baller League UK and Baller League USA - coming 2025.
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Nah this Speed comp is going to be so useful in the coming months. I’m so sorry for any black winger.
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Henry’s wife asking him what’s wrong
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He’s gonna customise this into a Shisha pipe.
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QATAR GOT THEIR OPPS MAKING HISTORY IN THEIR OWN YARD! THEIR HEADS ARE GONE.
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I dare Man City have a shocker in the CL.
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This looks like the name of a rival law firm from Suits 😭😭😭😭😭.
We have a midfield of . Clark - Endo - McConnell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Timbaland just stole these beats man LOL. Barely even changed a thing.
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Its nice to have a manager who feels as tortured watching these shit players as I do.
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That little triangle of Eriksen Casemiro Evans is like 130 years old 😭.
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First time I’ve seen a fan base angry at another club for not buying their prized asset.
€62m | Farmers League | unproven . £70m | Premier League proven | Generational talent. What goes on in Sit Jim Ratcliffe’s head? Make it makes sense.
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Position: Defender.Strengths: Not defending.Weaknesses: Defending.
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Give De Ligt MOTM. He saw Antony coming on and faked an injury to save us all from him. He might even need a new contract for that.
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Ramsdale has that quality where a goal isn’t his fault but the way he dives makes it looks like he should get closer to it.
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Btw, this is a Griezmann virtuoso. I’ve seen this guy play LW, ST, RW, AM, SS & now CM without looking out of place and then even playing out of his skin in each position. Incredible player and career.
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A Turkey arc at 24 years old would be insane.
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Saka: wyd?. Kane: chilling. Saka: can you get in the box for my crosses?. Kane: no. Saka: why?. Kane: I’m at peace
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Him and Buffon retiring just as this betting scandal is heating up. I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEEEEE.
🇮🇹👋 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Giorgio Chiellini (39) has just announced his retirement from football on social media. 827 pro apps, 52 goals, 33 assists and 25 trophies won. A senior career from 2000-2023. Simply outstanding. Grazie, Giorgio! ❤️
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Elneny when Salah asks for a progressive ball in behind the defence
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“Sterling teaching his teammates gang signs” - Daily Mail
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Nah what a day this was man.
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I’m hearing Ajax are in financial trouble. Genuinely how dare they even be in any trouble with money.
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If Hojlund was black, they’d have photoshopped Timbs onto his feet like 6 months ago.
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Zoom interview attire. He’s wearing Barca shorts.
Leo Messi statement 🚨🇦🇷 #Messi. “I thought we were going to have a day off after the game as always. I had this trip organized and I couldn't cancel it. I had already canceled it before…”. “I apologize to my teammates and I'm waiting for what the club wants to do with me”.
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That’s Buendia, Mings, Timber and Militao possibly out with ACLs within the first week of the season. They want 110 minute games 3 times a week though.
Eder Militão will undergo medical tests soon after his injury — left the pitch in tears 🚨⚪️ #RealMadrid. Militão felt pain in his left knee — only tests can clarify how serious is his injury.
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These guys pulled up to fight protestors and when they didn’t come; they went to fight the police they have been defending this whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Messi probably asked Mbappe to show him his best dribble then started laughing when he kicked it far in front and ran.
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They booed off Sterling but cheered off Palmer. I know what you are, City fans.
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It has to be studied why fans love Martial so much. He doesn’t even talk 😭😭😭.
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He needs to hold up today’s newspaper.
EXCL🚨🎥 - Tyrell Malacia is working hard & training individually!
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Mbappe said “damn that’s what I was doing to niggas”.
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“At least a homosexual didn’t score right?!”
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They’ve invented losing an academy player.
Rival fans chiming in on our club are hilarious. Of course you don't get it, that's why we are different to you lot.
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Me watching Mainoo in public and saying “he plays for Man Utd”
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Genuinely think this should be rescinded after the Euros he had.
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Bakerloo line got dust from before Mandela went into jail. Better start there.
A source has told Sky News that Tube trains are being cleaned by an anti-viral product that can keep carriages safe for 30 days. Latest on #coronavirus here:
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I’m crying, I just remembered this shit. Checking her shoulders like Xavi for someone to pay for her.
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Chipping in that situation is so funny. He’s actually hilarious.
🚨🚨| GOAL: WHAT A GOAL, DARWIN NUNEZ!!!!!!. Brentford 0-1 Liverpool .
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Suarez is still absolutely insane for putting a 1v1 top bins. There was no fucking need 😭😭😭😭😭.
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Arsenal have 9 red cards since Arteta has come in. Playing WWE theme tunes at the Emirates is having a psychological effect on these players.
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Do you know how bad you have to be playing for your own manager to think you’re unavailable?.
🔵❗️ Guardiola: "We are playing this season without the best player of the Ballon d'Or, Rodri. and without the best player in England last season, Foden". "Not one team can play without central defenders, without the Ballon d'Or, and best PL player for all the season".
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It’s fine. Gerrard walks slowly in front of rival fans so 2 wins in 10 isn’t a problem.
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I’m good bro 🙏🏿
Dear AC Milan, Arsenal , Atlético, Chelsea, Barcelona, Internazionale, Juventus, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Real Madrid and Tottenham fans,. If you need a new club to support, we're always here for you. Kind regards,.FC Spartak Moscow.
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“If you want to press, your two strikers can’t have a combined age of 70”
Ralf needs to make a Whats app group with Klopp & Tuchel so they can remind him what he taught them.
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Man wants Rashford doing kick ups outside Amorim’s hotel room like
Had the opportunity to stay in Manchester and impress the new coach but nah go fly half way across the world to watch basketball game. Ridiculous decision.
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WHOEVER SAID TIMBALAND, I SALUTE YOU LOOOOOOOOOOL.
🚨🇧🇪🎙️Romelu Lukaku speaks on the criticism he received during his time in the Premier League:. (@friendsofsports @KoolcastSport)
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Give em Juve. Barcode vs barcode, let’s see who checks out.
That first CL night at St James might go crezy.
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Foden dying his hair and dropping two stinkers. I want Gary Neville doing a 90 min exposé on it as he so often does for someone else 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿.
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Elanga done this in a training session and Rangnick said 😍😍😍
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Arteta to the prosecutor
I hope whoever was Pep’s right hand man all this time is rightfully brought to justice too🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼.
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Leaving them where he picked them up - in the Europa League.
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Isit coming yard then? 🏴.
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I know he wanted to do his celebration so bad.
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He’s moving like them yutes that got permanent exclusion and come outside the gates after school.
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He’s actually a massive bastard
Fernandinho: "He [Pep Guardiola] was at Bayern and [Kevin] De Bruyne was at Wolfsburg. The Bayern scouting department says, 'We're looking at this kid, what do you think about bringing him here?' Pep says, 'No, no, no, I don't want him, I don't think he'll fit into our team'. ".
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They’re talking about Trent’s trim like it’s a new signing.
Klopp: . “Trent cut his hair - [back to] the most successful haircut in his career, so he sacrificed the cool look for success, I like that!”
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“I won on xG brother. Wallahi I won on xG, check on ThexGPhilosophy”
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This “GA in starts” nonsense needs to stop. It’s pathetic.
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There needs to be a term made up for this type of funny Lebron, Lukaku and Drake have. It’s so specific.
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I’m sorry but this picture is so crazy
What’s you lot funniest moment from this season???.
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“AND ANOTHER THING! IF GARNACHO SCORED THAT GOAL AGAINST ARSENAL, WE WOULD HAVE WON THE LEAGUE”
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Shsjsjsksksksksksososo I’ll paraphrase for you. He said “Faaaaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”.
Mikel Arteta on where he sees Havertz playing: “We will see. We have to see how he adapts & obviously get to know each other & build relationships. Football is about that & time will tell where he fits in best.” #afc
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Pogba said
🎙️ | Paul Pogba asked why players like him, Marcus Rashford, Jesse Lingard and Jadon Sancho are criticised so much:. "I'm gonna ask you one time, who were the players. ? Hm, okay. Why the criticism? For the performances or something else. I think you are in the biggest club in
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Serie A’s inability to deal with PnP actually makes me cry 🤣🤣🤣.
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Bellingham tucking in his shirt is pissing me off. Untuck your fucking shit man, you ain’t Zidane 😭😭😭.
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The bottom one might be top 5 celebrations. Man was telling his own fans to stop spreading rumours of him staying.
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Danica deserves to stay. She’s making the run in behind the defence even if she ain’t receiving the through balls. Antigoni just keeps asking for the ball to feet.
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Mbappe dropping into pockets, trying to connect midfield and attack 🤣🤣 harder than it looks innit?!.
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This is what football used to be like man before Guardiola get his grubby little hands on it 😔😔😔.
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Oi the way Hannibal and Mount were chasing back to recovery. I started to run with them.
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This is generational sociologist using his talent for comedy.
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I’m sorry but Mudwookie is absolutely insane LOOOOOOOOOOOL.
"If I'm United I'm dropping Garnacho off and picking up Nkunku" 💼. Paul Merson says Christopher Nkunku would be a "signing-and-a-half" for Manchester United, but doesn't understand why Chelsea want Alejandro Garnacho 💭
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