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Mr. Get Off

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I'm the best since he died and he lied. Previous work here - https://t.co/aHUZvdPcxf - & highlights. Blog link below. Latest article pinned.

My views are wavey and my own
Joined October 2017
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
15 days
Bruno Fernandes - Who may I be assisting? A narrative seemed to be being built that Bruno, while creating more chances than his contemporaries, was not doing so for his striker. So I went on a statistical deep dive to see if that's what is really going on -
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
1 hour
Nah this is deading me. Winning is truly the elixir of life
@UtdXclusive
UtdXclusive
23 hours
Aura level 100 after 3 W's in a row 😎 [@UtdKev8]
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@GomezApe_
Gomez
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@N1noBr0wn Niggas stole your bike fr? I thought you were tweetin Hate It Or Love It lyrics ?
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
16 hours
Okay this is funny 😭😭😭
@tomcafc
Tom Jordan
21 hours
@MitchHalley I watched a non league game not too long ago and at the end two of the players were talking with their hands over their mouths like they do a the end of televised premier league game 😂
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
19 hours
Spot this guy is hilarious
@6thiagoat
Ryan
2 days
How did nobody else spot this guy? 22 goals from 30 matches.
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
20 hours
They don’t know
OTE is a prophet. “They” told I was gon be the ONE.
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
1 day
I’ve never seen so many green flags in my life
@stilldey4u
O.L.Ó.Y.È ■
3 days
Which one is red flag 🚩 to you?
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
1 day
He has been very good and it’s unfair on him that he hasn’t started a lot of the games because I know he’d have so many more goal
@fuadyabz23
𝙁
2 days
$esko30.
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
2 days
Genuinely a shocking watch
@Kish_P14
Kish
2 days
The Premier League is in a very dark place The spectacle is becoming increasingly bad
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
2 days
Whooped to hell and back, feck
@xGPhilosophyEU
The xG Philosophy 🇪🇺
2 days
Real Madrid (4.02) 2-1 (1.15) Barcelona
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
2 days
People tried to say Carragher was being a weirdo for saying this
@Mamuniho
Mamun Choudhury
2 days
Bro why is everyone suddenly making every throw-in in the final third a long throw ffs.
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
3 days
It was shocking
@zirkwood_
Zirkwood
3 days
Makes no difference now, and he was great otherwise, but Lammens didn’t exactly cover himself in glory for the free kick
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
3 days
This is a decision that is shocking without VAR. Fact it was checked and not overturned is such big levels of egregious
@ammandev
Dev Bajwa
3 days
This is a clear penalty. But you’ll never hear about it again.
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
3 days
I got talented Africans at my football club
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
3 days
Can’t believe there was a time where there was never any 12:30 kick offs
@StaycMaria
Sterling Archer 🇵🇹
3 days
It’s just disgusting and a backhand to absolutely everyone looking for an ESCAPE on Saturday afternoon, wdym I have to fill my own time until 3pm and even then… nOt aLloWeD to wATch iT
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
3 days
He’s very cold. I was hating cause I didn’t want Isak at Liverpool
@jojoslyfe21
FTC Jojo🎰
4 days
What a cop I was hating for no reason
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
3 days
😂😂😂
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
3 days
Join me
@_NOMICS
#DISUNOMICS
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Welcome
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
4 days
I rate him more and more with every single game I watch him. He’s actually so good
@isoquince
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@AliquamScripto
Mr. Get Off
4 days
The irony is that disliking Dave and J Cole is apparently an intelligence thing when really their fanbase is filled with dumbos 😭😭😭
@privatectrlhub
OCHIENGGGGGG 🧸
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@AliquamScripto Your favourite color is 5
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