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Surreal estate agent to the stars...when the stars are right.

Miskatonic University
Joined July 2008
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@AlienDNA
AlienDNA 🦑
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The #NFL needs to tell both these teams to stay home and let the #Jaguars play the #Patriots. #ffs 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️
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@doctorow
Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK
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Invest in long poles you can use to dig through rubble for canned goods after the crash
@SnowOrDeath
Sami Kukkonen ꪜ
16 days
@doctorow That is also a retail investor's dilemma. For example, most of S&P 500's growth comes from the Metastatic Seven. But they have stage 4 AI disease. Where do I invest my money if I like tech? AI combines the lethality of pancreatic cancer with the contagiousness of measles.
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@TheAuthorGuy
Christopher Moore
3 months
"All those decades of the arms race, and it turned out there was no greater damage you could inflict on a state than ensure it was led by an idiot." Herron, Mick. Bad Actors (Slough House Book 8) (p. 48). Such a fun, talented writer. Love these books. (and the series)
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@AlienDNA
AlienDNA 🦑
3 months
With the sound off, it looks like Etobicoke Shrek is about to chug a can of paint thinner. We should be so lucky.
@fordnation
Doug Ford
3 months
With the Blue Jays heading to the World Series against the LA Dodgers, @CAgovernor Newsom and I have a friendly wager going. Win or lose, we’re thrilled to celebrate great baseball, good neighbours and a friendship between Ontario and California!
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@AlienDNA
AlienDNA 🦑
6 months
No idea, but I did just buy a bunch of Flavor Aid stock.
@mattxiv
matt
6 months
i wonder what his supporters will do when he dies
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@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant)
8 months
new natsec ghoul for Dems to burn 8 figures on and still lose https://t.co/uf1XWtVP8g
@EileenforCO
Rear Admiral Eileen Laubacher
8 months
I'm Eileen Laubacher. A retired Rear Admiral and the Democrat running against Lauren Boebert. I know what sacrifice means and service looks like. Boebert doesn’t have a clue. Can you help me get to 20k followers to show her we can do this?!
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@AlienDNA
AlienDNA 🦑
9 months
Tories rolling out the big guns for the final week.
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@jm_mcgrath
John Michael McGrath
9 months
special warrants during a spring election are how grandma's CPP cheque doesn't bounce, this is neither novel nor sinister do I get to tell Tobi how to run Shopify now or is this a one-way thing?
@tobi
tobi lutke
9 months
Media: You got to dig in and explain what is going on here and how this is not done in bad faith right in the middle of an election and right after a record deficit. This looks bad.
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@d_boeckner
Boeckner
10 months
If you were an American Patriot, you could argue that this Canadian sack of garbage played a key role in one of the first steps towards the terminal decline of the United States
@davidfrum
David Frum
10 months
The Chinese century, brought to you by Donald Trump
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@wsebag
Will Sebag-Montefiore
1 year
Jordan Peterson on dragons
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@RobbyRoadsteame
Robby Roadsteamer
1 year
There were literally 3 MAGA people outside of Steve Bannon's press conference 🤣💀 So I sang to them my hit song "My MAGA Side Girl" til they went away! We defeat MAGA by laughing harder at them!🌊 Pls rt so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙
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@Samantharhill
Samantha Rose Hill
1 year
Historians: He’s a fascist. Political scientists: He’s a fascist. His own aides: He’s a fascist. The Washington Post: We don't take sides.
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@rothschildmd
Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd on blu sky)
1 year
QAnon was always preposterous because those at the very top of the western wealth and power structure don't need codes and riddles and rhetorical nonsense to conspire with each other. They do it right in front of us, knowing we can't do anything to stop it.
@michellelprice
Michelle L. Price
1 year
After he spoke in Austin today, Trump greeted executives from Blue Origin, the space exploration company owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos.
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@jacobin
Jacobin
1 year
Kamala Harris and her surrogates keep bragging about Dick Cheney’s endorsement. It’s deeply obscene: Dick Cheney is a depraved war criminal whose image should not be rehabilitated.
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Kamala Harris and her surrogates keep bragging about Dick Cheney’s endorsement. It’s deeply obscene: Dick Cheney is a depraved war criminal whose image should not be rehabilitated.
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@AlienDNA
AlienDNA 🦑
1 year
Reason # 27 to subscribe to @F1 TV: I don’t have to listen to that vacuous twat Danica Patrick. #DEIHire
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AlienDNA 🦑
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@VoughtIntl
Vought International
1 year
Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of
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@MarkAgee
Mark Agee
1 year
Probably my favorite new influencer is this oil and gas expert dude whose politics seem pretty old school conservative but is fed up with lies and morons so he can’t help but yell at them
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@MarkAgee
Mark Agee
1 year
Let her cook
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@d_boeckner
Boeckner
1 year
Canadian war criminal has thoughts on women, autocracy
@davidfrum
David Frum
1 year
My latest on Mexico's ominous transition: "Women can be autocrats too."
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