AlienDNA 🦑
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Surreal estate agent to the stars...when the stars are right.
Miskatonic University
Joined July 2008
Invest in long poles you can use to dig through rubble for canned goods after the crash
@doctorow That is also a retail investor's dilemma. For example, most of S&P 500's growth comes from the Metastatic Seven. But they have stage 4 AI disease. Where do I invest my money if I like tech? AI combines the lethality of pancreatic cancer with the contagiousness of measles.
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"All those decades of the arms race, and it turned out there was no greater damage you could inflict on a state than ensure it was led by an idiot." Herron, Mick. Bad Actors (Slough House Book 8) (p. 48). Such a fun, talented writer. Love these books. (and the series)
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With the sound off, it looks like Etobicoke Shrek is about to chug a can of paint thinner. We should be so lucky.
With the Blue Jays heading to the World Series against the LA Dodgers, @CAgovernor Newsom and I have a friendly wager going. Win or lose, we’re thrilled to celebrate great baseball, good neighbours and a friendship between Ontario and California!
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new natsec ghoul for Dems to burn 8 figures on and still lose https://t.co/uf1XWtVP8g
I'm Eileen Laubacher. A retired Rear Admiral and the Democrat running against Lauren Boebert. I know what sacrifice means and service looks like. Boebert doesn’t have a clue. Can you help me get to 20k followers to show her we can do this?!
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special warrants during a spring election are how grandma's CPP cheque doesn't bounce, this is neither novel nor sinister do I get to tell Tobi how to run Shopify now or is this a one-way thing?
Media: You got to dig in and explain what is going on here and how this is not done in bad faith right in the middle of an election and right after a record deficit. This looks bad.
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There were literally 3 MAGA people outside of Steve Bannon's press conference 🤣💀 So I sang to them my hit song "My MAGA Side Girl" til they went away! We defeat MAGA by laughing harder at them!🌊 Pls rt so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money! 🌊💙
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Historians: He’s a fascist. Political scientists: He’s a fascist. His own aides: He’s a fascist. The Washington Post: We don't take sides.
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QAnon was always preposterous because those at the very top of the western wealth and power structure don't need codes and riddles and rhetorical nonsense to conspire with each other. They do it right in front of us, knowing we can't do anything to stop it.
After he spoke in Austin today, Trump greeted executives from Blue Origin, the space exploration company owned by billionaire Jeff Bezos.
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Kamala Harris and her surrogates keep bragging about Dick Cheney’s endorsement. It’s deeply obscene: Dick Cheney is a depraved war criminal whose image should not be rehabilitated.
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Kamala Harris and her surrogates keep bragging about Dick Cheney’s endorsement. It’s deeply obscene: Dick Cheney is a depraved war criminal whose image should not be rehabilitated.
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Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of
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Probably my favorite new influencer is this oil and gas expert dude whose politics seem pretty old school conservative but is fed up with lies and morons so he can’t help but yell at them
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