Nobody will know.

I had to help kick out a guy from my friend’s show for being disruptive. He was wearing snake skin boots, a blindingly white cowboy hat, & a grill. He told me he was in the cartel as he left. I said “well duh dude”. He then told me he could buy my entire family if he wanted. Fun.

“Sorry, I can’t come to work today. I invented a way of turning plastic trash into gasoline and there are silent black helicopters above my house trying to silence me.” . - me with an absolute Hail Mary.

RT @AmoneyResists: Last night’s South Park episode roasting Trump and Paramount was so good I have to post the entire thing. Enjoy! https:/….

When I was a middle schooler I really wanted to grow up to be a cryptozoologist (searching for unknown animals). Mostly because you could get paid & never really have to show any real results. You could just make shit up. Turns out I could have just been a congressman instead.

RT @UncleBlazer: sometimes its hard not to be jealous of other peoples success but you gotta snap out of it bitch dont be a hater.

Hi, I’m Charlie Kirk. I dupe scared people into misplaced anger and confusion by spouting the ideals of oligarch perverts as a way to divide & distract you from an unprecedented encroachment on your way of life.

RT @givemetuesday: Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

RT @LeVeonBell: they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album.

RT @TheJeffBurton: I never thought these would be the president’s two sworn enemies

I will never forgive the government for making me agree with something Dan Bilzerian said.

RT @kurtmetzger: @charliekirk11 For real, tho. Why is your entire face crammed into such a small area? It’s like Gaza. It’s a war crime the….

I understand the firework argument in regards to pets and veterans. But every year a couple guys die trying to shoot mortars off their own head, and those guys were allowed to vote so….

RT @RealKevinNash: Happy 4 more trillion in debt day. Never felt this proud as we continue to destroy the empathy we once held for those le….

RT @skyler_higley: Famous people have ruined podcasts.

RT @what_up_bbgirl: “Give Me Liberty, or Give me Death”.-Jack Sparrow

How it feels to celebrate the current version of America…

The new Jurassic Park is brave enough to ask questions like, “What if we gave a T-Rex extra arms AND down syndrome?” and I for one applaud that bravery.

RT @morethanmySLE: How about this?. TAX THE CHURCHES. TAX THE RICH. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE!!!!!. Agree? ✋.

RT @somaddysmith: Coming to Cleveland thirsday Friday this week then Indianapolis Saturday Sunday. U comin?!!

Since the release of Grand Theft Auto 5 in 2013 there have been 47 (not counting individual seasons) entries into the MCU between Movies, Series, and Specials. Grand Theft Auto 6 better be the greatest game ever made.