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Blake Anderson

@UncleBlazer

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I was 16

Van Nuts, California
Joined September 2010
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Blake Anderson
17 days
RELEASE THE HALIBURTON IS OVERRATED NAMES.
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17 days
NBA rocks. This season felt like it was 5 years long. Some really terrible playoff injuries but overall great post season. I LOVE THIS GAME.
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17 days
Detroit a trade away from the finals TBH.
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17 days
endless bummer.
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Blake Anderson
1 month
im back on Photo Booth
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1 month
These Finals feel like the most elite college basketball game of all time.
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Blake Anderson
2 months
BIG DUBS ONLY.
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Did Dat! @warriors πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺπŸΎπŸŽ©β€™s.
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2 months
me rn
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2 months
I dont know the science behind it but if you're making a sandwich at home and you cut it in half before you eat it, it tastes 100x better.
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Blake Anderson
3 months
NBA should allow players to wear Heelys.
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Blake Anderson
4 months
I love Black Sabbath. I love ZZ TOP. Shiiiiit I LOVE The Cure. But I do think Thin Lizzy is the greatest rock band of all time.
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Blake Anderson
4 months
That Sam Rockwell monologue made the whole white lotus season worth it.
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Blake Anderson
5 months
I was off in Vallejo pulling hoes like Idaho potatoes.
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Blake Anderson
8 months
Where my Balatro bros at?πŸƒ?πŸƒ?.
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Blake Anderson
8 months
KLAY πŸ’™πŸ’› @warriors forever!.
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Blake Anderson
8 months
if trump wins don't think of it as a 2nd presidency, think of it as the United States of America's Attitude Era.
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Blake Anderson
8 months
if you're running for president and lose in the state you're from you are a mark ass bitch.
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Blake Anderson
8 months
I get really triggered when Donald Trump keeps saying "the enemy within" because that's what my boss called me when I worked at Baskin Robbins.
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Blake Anderson
8 months
if you filled a humidifier with BuzzBallz what would happenπŸ€”.
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Blake Anderson
8 months
call me new-fashioned but I think fans should be able to pull the ball out of outfielders glove to give their team a homerun but I also think the outfield wall should be a jurassic park electric fence.
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