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Alan Linic

@AlanLinic

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Writer for Saturday Night Live. Author of Our Perfect Marriage #QuirkBooks. Previously writer/performer/teacher at Second City Chicago.

New York, NY
Joined June 2011
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
6 years
My wife: where are the Cheetos? Me:
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
2 years
Maybe if we just start SAYING climate change is being caused by a conglomerate of left-leaning lizard pizza molesters we can get some buy in from the other side?
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@ArielDumas
Ariel Dumas
2 years
Three whole unions’ worth of people for the price of one CEO? Sounds like a deal to me.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
2 years
Annual Cost of SAG-AFTRA, DGA, WGA Contracts May Be $450M-$600M a Year, Moody’s Estimates
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@mysterycounty
Mystery County Monster Hunters Club
3 years
Woohoo! See you in Duluth! (Or online)
@PartyOfOnePod
Jeff Stormer
3 years
@MNWebFest @224BBaker @chaikapod Official selections for Actual Play Podcasts at Minnesota Web Fest (@MNWebFest) 2023! #MNWF23
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@EldritchGirl
Meghan Ball
3 years
As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:
@CNN
CNN
3 years
Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report
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@SheaSerrano
Shea Serrano
3 years
literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever this shit don’t make any sense SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
Jesus, I'M scared and I'm on this guy's side!
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
3 years
Ron Perlman responds to the studio executive who said: “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their apartments and losing their homes.” https://t.co/dfthJ59n2H
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
Romantic - "I love you for your flaws" Not romantic? - "I love you for your flaws and here they are:"
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
I just finished Queer Ultimatum and my biggest takeaway from the show is that Mal and Sam are the most emotionally intelligent and mature human beings I have ever seen or imagined. Actually aspirational
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@mysterycounty
Mystery County Monster Hunters Club
3 years
Y’all we got @ErinKeif2 on the show this week!! Shamanda is so jealous she didn’t get an autograph. Now she has this new #mysterycounty episode to cherish forever. 📚📚🦜🦜💕💕
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
How to Get Good at Sex: For Those Who Are Really Really Bad at It Go ahead. Explain to me how you found my secret room.
@annethegnome
Gnome Anne May Perceive Me
3 years
IMPORTANT QUESTION : If you had a bookcase that was a secret door, which book would you have to "pull" to open it? 📚
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE
@MoseyDm
🐾 Mosey - Lord of Owlbear Milk
3 years
What is something you can say during both?
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
@sagaftranews
SAG-AFTRA NEWS
3 years
SAG-AFTRA Members Approve Strike Authorization with 97.91% Yes Vote
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
Tim Cook sounds like he's a South Park impression of Tim Cook
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
I have no meaningful hot or new takes so just amplifying how proud of my guild I am and how important I feel this moment is #WritersStrike
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
Come to this!
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@mysterycounty
Mystery County Monster Hunters Club
3 years
This party is one for the Guinness World Records for longest, craziest, and most monster-filled 15 year olds birthday ever. We haven’t even had cake yet. #MysteryCounty
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
Getting excited to play at Wild Indie Nights on 5/14!
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@mysterycounty
Mystery County Monster Hunters Club
3 years
They say, what goes up must surely come down but I’m here to tell you what goes down is never truly what’s up? #mysterycounty
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@AlanLinic
Alan Linic
3 years
Marx said it was inevitable that the working class would eventually rise up and seize control. The 1% was like "not if we destroy the fucking planet you won't."
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