Alan Linic
@AlanLinic
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Writer for Saturday Night Live. Author of Our Perfect Marriage #QuirkBooks. Previously writer/performer/teacher at Second City Chicago.
New York, NY
Joined June 2011
Maybe if we just start SAYING climate change is being caused by a conglomerate of left-leaning lizard pizza molesters we can get some buy in from the other side?
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"Imagine how much money studios could save if they removed but a single Zaslav from their balance sheet." https://t.co/2rKZJIxzzM
#WGAstrike #1u #SAGAFTRAstrike
thedailybeast.com
A self-proclaimed ‘cruel’ negotiating strategy means the studio execs are well on the way to losing the PR battle against Hollywood’s actors and writers.
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Woohoo! See you in Duluth! (Or online)
@MNWebFest @224BBaker @chaikapod Official selections for Actual Play Podcasts at Minnesota Web Fest (@MNWebFest) 2023! #MNWF23
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literally the greatest performance in any all-star game 3-point shooting contest ever this shit don’t make any sense SHE HIT 25 OUT 27 SHOTS LOL WTF
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Jesus, I'M scared and I'm on this guy's side!
Ron Perlman responds to the studio executive who said: “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their apartments and losing their homes.” https://t.co/dfthJ59n2H
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Romantic - "I love you for your flaws" Not romantic? - "I love you for your flaws and here they are:"
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I just finished Queer Ultimatum and my biggest takeaway from the show is that Mal and Sam are the most emotionally intelligent and mature human beings I have ever seen or imagined. Actually aspirational
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Y’all we got @ErinKeif2 on the show this week!! Shamanda is so jealous she didn’t get an autograph. Now she has this new #mysterycounty episode to cherish forever. 📚📚🦜🦜💕💕
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I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE
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I have no meaningful hot or new takes so just amplifying how proud of my guild I am and how important I feel this moment is #WritersStrike
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This party is one for the Guinness World Records for longest, craziest, and most monster-filled 15 year olds birthday ever. We haven’t even had cake yet. #MysteryCounty
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They say, what goes up must surely come down but I’m here to tell you what goes down is never truly what’s up? #mysterycounty
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Marx said it was inevitable that the working class would eventually rise up and seize control. The 1% was like "not if we destroy the fucking planet you won't."
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