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Ben Cohen

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Ben Cohen
3 years
In my bio you will find a link to where I post these days, and I assure you despite the warning you get that following me there is safe. Well, not actively harmful anyway. It can be a bit annoying sometimes.
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Ben Cohen
4 months
Briefly back on this platform to bring you this important message.
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DCCC
4 months
Republicans inherited one of the strongest stock markets in history and in 1 month they've fucked it all up.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Reminder that I'm not posting here these days so you'll have to join mastodon for sweet sweet #content.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
OK, let’s try this. No more twitter for a while.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
RT @daniel_duan: Shouldn't be a surprise any more given how improvement we've seen in the Swift + Code integration. But here's one more: we….
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Lots of people on the left and right on here reeeally don’t seem to understand how H1s work. Both pushing some nativist BS.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
What’s your most sentient line of code?.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Currently wallowing in nostalgic feelings about sitting at an sgi with a reachable IP, no nat no firewall, and using ytalk with someone at another University lab.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Remember to chmod +w your tty so you can be reached via talk at least.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Remember to chmod +w your tty so you can be reached via talk at least.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
brb replacing a daemon with the mezzanine tranche of tech synthetic CDO ².
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3 years
i'm tired of just hearing about tech debt. what about tech leverage. tech debentures. tech collateral. tech derivatives. why is there no secondary market of tech debt swaps and options.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
RT @jbouie: this is the kind of top tier content you can’t get anywhere else but this website
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Expression unable to be checked in reasonable time. Try batching your expressions into fewer RPCs.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
RT @DougJBalloon: Are Democrats winning too many Senate seats?.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
In the spirit of the holidays, the 10yo found me in my chair drinking coffee and surfing election twitter and placed several artificial fall leaves on me.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Or neither, or both. Hawley is just a river of evil and ambition, trying to find its way to the sea.
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Markos Moulitsas kos.bsky.social
3 years
McConnell.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
today's twittter advert is an advert advert
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Amusingly, “my tweets aren’t getting enough likes, I must be shadow banned” has been the constant whine of the right but it took them buying Twitter to make it true.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Finally a technical explanation for why my tweets of untold brilliance are not getting the recognition they deserve.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
it’s like if someone taught Bernie Madoff python.
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Ben Cohen
3 years
Worth revisiting this post FTX.
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Hannah Murphy
3 years
Musk right now casually walking through his grand payments vision for Twitter:. Users could link their online bank account to Twitter, he says. Then the company will offer "extremely compelling money market account to get extremely high yield on your balance". Add debit cards etc.
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