Ben Cohen
@AirspeedSwift
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not posting here, find me at https://t.co/1J63bMPykP
One past the end
Joined June 2014
In my bio you will find a link to where I post these days, and I assure you despite the warning you get that following me there is safe. Well, not actively harmful anyway. It can be a bit annoying sometimes.
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Briefly back on this platform to bring you this important message.
Republicans inherited one of the strongest stock markets in history and in 1 month they've fucked it all up.
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Reminder that I'm not posting here these days so you'll have to join mastodon for sweet sweet #content.
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There was a perfect example in yesterday's Advent of Code of a legitimate force unwrap in #swift, as well as the difference between asserting valid logic vs handling invalid input. 🧵 with spoilers...
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OK, let’s try this. No more twitter for a while.
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For a while, I was sad that folks have been coming over to Mastodon, but only to create an account not to post. “This is just a backup just in case” they say, but then go back to posting on twitter....
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RT @daniel_duan: Shouldn't be a surprise any more given how improvement we've seen in the Swift + Code integration. But here's one more: we….
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Lots of people on the left and right on here reeeally don’t seem to understand how H1s work. Both pushing some nativist BS.
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Currently wallowing in nostalgic feelings about sitting at an sgi with a reachable IP, no nat no firewall, and using ytalk with someone at another University lab.
Remember to chmod +w your tty so you can be reached via talk at least.
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Remember to chmod +w your tty so you can be reached via talk at least.
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brb replacing a daemon with the mezzanine tranche of tech synthetic CDO ².
i'm tired of just hearing about tech debt. what about tech leverage. tech debentures. tech collateral. tech derivatives. why is there no secondary market of tech debt swaps and options.
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RT @jbouie: this is the kind of top tier content you can’t get anywhere else but this website
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Expression unable to be checked in reasonable time. Try batching your expressions into fewer RPCs.
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In the spirit of the holidays, the 10yo found me in my chair drinking coffee and surfing election twitter and placed several artificial fall leaves on me.
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Or neither, or both. Hawley is just a river of evil and ambition, trying to find its way to the sea.
McConnell.
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Amusingly, “my tweets aren’t getting enough likes, I must be shadow banned” has been the constant whine of the right but it took them buying Twitter to make it true.
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Finally a technical explanation for why my tweets of untold brilliance are not getting the recognition they deserve.
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Worth revisiting this post FTX.
Musk right now casually walking through his grand payments vision for Twitter:. Users could link their online bank account to Twitter, he says. Then the company will offer "extremely compelling money market account to get extremely high yield on your balance". Add debit cards etc.
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