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Eleanor (Ella) Johanna | She/Her | 22 | 🏳️‍🌈💘 I love coding and making wacky shenanigans within my possibilities. Comms are for The Binding of Isaac mods!

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Cuccommissions are still open! Finally finished my official Cuccommission price sheet, you can check it out to see the prices for my previous comms in detail (with my clients' consent ofc). Make sure to check it out if you're interested in a commission!
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@iQuackbur Man discovers they can smell sweat in a gym, thinks they have superpowers
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@Actually_Tina This is like every single Elon Musk project though, lmao. "Let's take something that already works, make it look futuristic while removing the things that made it work in the first place, and create new problems in the process!"
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@youtube_bad Why are half of the comments in here just this
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Hilda Season 3 spoilers if you haven't watched it. But this scene just keeps playing in my head over and over since I watched it for the first time, something about it just, completely broke me. A simple "Never" will probably carry a very strong meaning for the rest of my life.
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What scene from a show or movie destroys you emotionally every time? This scene from The Midnight Gospel does it for me.
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@fyridk I don't care how easy it is to find, I'm NOT watching Nikocado's onlyfans
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@GreenTextRepost If your partner brings up the idea, it's fine ig, but if they keep insisting after you've already said no, it's always a MAJOR red flag.
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@JUNlPER "We LGB don't even want pride month anymore"
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@invtym Junior programmers when their "flexible object wrapping around a rotating object under load" starts clipping, deforming, stretching across the map, bouncing around and somehow hits the player for one frame, killing them instantly.
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@ShadowxTwilight @KristinaDanXo @EverythingOOC In all fairness, bookmarking real life women is pretty creepy, whilst bookmarking anime women is just kinda sad.
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@2seatlimousine New reaction image just dropped
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@EuphoriTori These are the same kind of people to play the semantics game when called out, but will see a trans person holding a gun for self defense and call it "radicalizing" and a "call for terrorism"
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@CommonTransWs Me opening twitter to see the trans ally of the day
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Man, it seems FNAF is actually finally going out of its way to explain the lore in a clear and cohesive way instead of just theorybaiting like the whole past decade, as shown in the latest Tales books and Ruin, and I'm so ready for this new direction in its storytelling.
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@kurtkurtkurtkoe It is wild how they posted this with 3D models and the thought was "oh this might revolutionize mocap technology" and then we immediately got hit with the "oh right deepfake porn"
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@pyramidserum What was he cooking
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@HammerThe7th @RespectfulMemes People do not normally constantly wish they were girls, no.
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@glitchesirl Twitter users when moisture reacts violently with boiling oil.
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MatPat: Makes a new funny fnaf theory Twitter:
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@viperwave "X Show if it was written by VivziePop" this, "Y Show if it was written by VivziePop" that, so lame and uninspired. We need to start talking about "Z Show if it was written by John K"
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@SimpleFlips Oh, boy do I have news for you!
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@ChadNotChud Republicans are always "think of the children" until a policy that will actually help children specifically is being discussed.
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@sarahstrawhat @DelphoxOA Oh hell naw that burger alive af
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@Viperous @ShitpostGate You ain't beating the white woman allegations
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@Bravvyy_2 People in this thread: Man this absolutely sucks, like really blows, but maybe... Kandyland acc admin:
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@vchplz @RightWingCope Dude this whole comment is like the textbook definition of coping
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@NotTravisNewman @EuphoriTori Elon musk personally likes it. It's the same reason as to why libsoftiktok is still on the platform despite being a terrorist.
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@CommonTransWs "We can always tell"
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@akafacehots It's always "why can't they just be a man that wears dresses" until someone is a man that wears dresses.
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@fyridk No way they picked the 4 most trans eeveelutions and made an anti-trans account 💀
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@phisnom Seeing Phil actively promote Bendy as a "Mascot Horror game that took actual time, effort and passion to develop" was not on my 2023 Bingo card ngl
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@kushgoku My favorite suit is in the game
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@SoliSolstice @TryhardVon42069 Why do people have to be like "look at me I'm so transphobic, it would be so embarrassing if you posted more pics of yourself". Like dude if you wanna see more pics of hot trans women you can just ask, you don't have to act transphobic.
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@ConSelfOwns Nick Adams is honestly the best satire account on the site for the main fact that I'm not actually sure if it's a satire account
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@BiggestBoop @KeyboardKirby @Saberspark You do not understand the sheer strength of a mutual homie agreement to finish watching a show in one sitting
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@GoodReddit His friend: FIGHT ME. Him: No. His friend: *Kicks his kitten* Him:
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@CoconutShawarma @InternetH0F Didn't this guy continue to troll this ant until it eventually got fucking murdered by its colony
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@LocalBateman > Perfect woman > Straight
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@NapeMango Idk I think it's kinda hilarious
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@RespectfulMemes I think it's really funny how her facial expression looks basically the same, but you can somehow see how happier she is on the right picture. Went from looking derpy to looking silly and that's the best kind of glowup fr
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@GhettoSmosh Me when Today we received a cease and desist from TwoMad asking us to stop all online activity immediately. We have no choice but to abide by their request. Thank you for the past year Ghetto Smosh fans, we will cherish these moments for the rest of our lives. for the third time
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@Esqueer_ Imagine saying the sentence "take the hate speech tag off" and thinking you're one of the good guys.
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@nescartridges Yknow, I never really put two and two together and realized THAT was the reason licensed games were phased out, kinda wild in hindsight. We'll never get another game like Ratatouille for the Xbox 360.
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@JUNlPER The two types of boomer posting
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@NutOfWisdom @Namieonthemoon2 Try searching for "sex" on the twitter bar, if this same thing doesn't show up as the first result, then there's what's wrong with it.
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@dknessfalls @iQuackbur Why do men like to act like they have these insanely weaker senses to women, like no bruh, you can smell, hear, see and taste in almost the exact same way as us, the differences are negligible, lol.
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@Variety "Every day I wake up to 30,000 people making fun of me"
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@SimpleFlips Simple, you know you have to
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BEHOLD The trans experience
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@stefmowords They really just fabricated this whole "kids identifying as cats" thing, and decided to run with it to the point where they wholeheartedly believe it is a thing that actually happens, huh.
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@KatyMontgomerie Why do transphobes always insist on picking pictures where post-trans people look so unbelievably happy and slaying so hard, then try to frame it like it's a bad thing, lol.
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I am so sorry but they made this WAY too easy to pass up
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We heard June was the month to hang up flags celebrating our personal beliefs about gender, sexuality, and identity. So we hung up ours! 🙌🏼
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@CLAVvtuber Trans girls only have two genders >Tradwife >Terrorist
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@fyridk Spongebob if he was gay
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@VinAndSori @trem2303 @ErinInTheMorn "Fragile folks pack weapons" It's fucking marbles.
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@BraunHB0 @RespectfulMemes I literally wouldn't be able to tell if this pic wasn't posted by a transphobe. The only reason I can get an idea is because you always choose conventionally unattractive women to pick on (some even being cisgender). But all 3 of these just look like normal ass women, lol.
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@azaz_ovedya @JoshuaPHilll Conservative comedy be like: *sexual harassment*
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@VinAndSori @trem2303 @ErinInTheMorn There are nazis arming themselves with literal guns to go and shoot queer people, and you're concerned with fucking marbles on the ground? You ain't got no right pretending you're not a fragile excuse of a man.
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@mazowiesky @karenkho Isn't your generation the kind of people that throw a fit when they are corrected on someone's pronouns, and then purposefully continue to disrespect them and be patronizing as to why they have a right to be rude and disrespectful to someone? If we're going by generalizations.
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@sigma_woke The woker be like: "Why the straight face?"
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@coeurdeliqueur @Srirachachau The implication is that everyone's a bigot and that autism just "removes your filters".
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Did you know, bears actually like pizza sauce more than honey? It's true, before their extinction, bears were known to attack pizza trucks more than any other vehicle.
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@pizzalad22 Hearing Krabs say the n-word like that hit me like a damn truck, lmao.
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@EuphoriTori "I don't know if he'll get more work if he keeps showing lgbtq+ support" Yeah because as we all know, bigots who vividly hate trans people in public are the ones getting all the roles.
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@askingxv @RespectfulMemes Breaking, twitter user FLAGBERGASTED at the concept of adoption and trans-homosexual relationships
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@SolidusJJ Logan Paul really saw this image and decided to take it literally
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@sigmatic_ I don't care if pedophiles are put at risk of physical harm
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@phisnom Me thinking this is pretty funny until I see who the developer is
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@Hydro_Pumped @DiscussingFilm I think the title is purposefully misleading. From what I can gather they're both from different tribes or militaries, that's likely the "forbidden" part here, not them being gay.
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@NYDailyNews Ah, that explains it, weird detail to leave out of the headline when it was the primary reason for his murder.
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@EuphoriTori Most of the detransitioners I've ever met weren't even trans to begin, they just go "oh no I was just GNC, but if your ideology had been around back then you would've FORCED ME TO MUTILATE MYSELF" and I'm just like 🤨
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@CultOfMollyyy Gee I sure wonder why that number seems so low compared to rhetoric we use. Definitely couldn't be that trans people are being erased from records and labeled as cisgender on death instead of recognizing their trans identity, it's not like that's ever been done during genocides.
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@ExtremeBlitz__ 17 year old me discovering women do have balls
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@blekiscool @fortnitebussy1 That was like super clickbait. Articles frame it like that but iirc it was just some random side character.
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@CrispyFrise That's it, that's the QRTs, that's just people making fun of trans suicide.
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@limm_b @GreenTextRepost I'm not sure why I'm so surprised at finding so many incels and misogynists under a greentext post, it should've been rather obvious in hindsight considering it's 4chan reposting.
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And yes, for those curious, this scene was one of the primary triggers for this click in my brain. It was probably the main reason why I had a change of heart on wanting to be a mom in the future. It had, a huge impact on me. And I'm forever grateful for it.
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@Lobsteri_no @RespectfulMemes This account posts like one meme an hour or so, and I only ever see trans related memes from here like once, maybe twice a week. There is someone obsessed with trans people here, but it's not the account, I'll tell you that much.
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@256GBMemes Opposite energy
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@DrachirKenilej @GreenTextRepost People are entitled to having curiosity about that sort of stuff. And they should be able to eel comfortable with asking about it instead of being terrified that one seemingly innocent question might end the relationship.
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