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Official twitter. I trade. Any correlation between position clouting and price action is entirely LARPing.

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Tired of being a downstreamer and getting ur OTC deals after the dozen middlemen between u and the source have already gotten a cut? Come join and get it straight from the source from my friend @cryptosfo
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@Walterw47800168 @SeloSlav Everyone knows you have to use password1 to be secure these days
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If Bitcoin goes above 8k I’ll start posting dick swinging Bitmex trades and shill shitcoins again. Otherwise it’s back to hibernating until the bear market ends. 1 like = 1 prayer 🙏
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Forget crypto and fiat, this is the new paradigm
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Thinking if I have a kid I’ll troll him into thinking we’re on brink of poverty farming rice for most of his life then on his 18th be like lol prannnnkkeeeedd
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Crypto twitter trying to stop the bitcoin bubble from bursting like
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Is it just me or has everything been getting weirder in the last few years
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"If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry. " Satoshi Nakamoto
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Wow u guys have had nothing to talk about in the last few months besides coinbase announcing they might consider exploring possibly adding shitcoins maybe sometime in the future. Fucking bear market
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Remember: Buy high Sell drunk
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Remember. Buy high sell low.
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starting to feel a tad bullish
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This is the worst story ever
@_Kevin_Pham
Kevin Pham
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So last night in my hotel room I was getting REALLY LONELY. I was tempted REAL HARD to hit up a Dallas gentlemen club for some "companionship." But from experience, I know where that leads; no where good. I ended up not going & talked to my close friends on the phone instead.
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Ok this is the obvious winner gonna send after I get home tomorrow
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met an old school bitcoiner today who explained to me that "islands aren't that expensive". God there's always another level, feel fucking pleeb again. (T_T")
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So many people whining to me lately about being broke ass instead of doing something about it. Just get off your ass and go buy some money.
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Does anyone else feel like humanity’s consciousness has just been raised to another level after Romano #8ass
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The ethereum Twitter reply scams are going full meta
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Living in the city feels like being in an ant farm, everyone bouncing around like clockwork doing sort of connected things with no real purpose oh god why is it still a bearmarket
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Weird way to try to win a girl's heart on the blockchain but good luck bud #btc #bitcoin
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lol crypto twitter in the abstract is a bunch of people arguing about numbers going up or down and attacking each other over imaginary money. what a way to spend life.
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@_Kevin_Pham Is this why you’re always on twitter
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Time to long again
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My CTNew Years resolution
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Why are so many ICOs named as though they're euphemisms for nothingness? Ethereum Phantasm Fantom Iota Quantum Nano Particl Quarkchain 0x Zerocash Steem Fogcoin Gas Holo etc. Fucking devs mocking me for buying their vaporware instead of innovating new ways to make price go up
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22k btc just got moved... oh boy
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Proud.
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I did this mostly for @ActualAdviceBTC I did not want to disappoint him again.
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Getting recognition much deserved
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long here.
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Well here we fucking are, boys. Can already feel the latter part of this year will bear some of the juiciest trades yet
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If Bitcoin goes above 8k I’ll start posting dick swinging Bitmex trades and shill shitcoins again. Otherwise it’s back to hibernating until the bear market ends. 1 like = 1 prayer 🙏
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Me irl Cc autistic dog
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howtf didd bloomberg get this twitter tag
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Bloomberg Crypto
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Bitcoin is rallying for a seventh time in eight weekday sessions, a feat it hasn’t achieved since early December, and is heading for the biggest weekly gain in six (by @CamiRusso )
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As a shitcoiner, this might be the most inspirational thing I've ever read on CT "I don't care about money. If I need money, I just make a token." - @brockpierce
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die bears: the sequel
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Trying to get out of my Bitcoin bags like
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Things to do during a bear market #329 : Set up a bitcoin atm for a party villa in Bangkok
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Now the daoattacker is making it rain in dao slack and bribing anti forking miners with 1m eth. 😂😂😂
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Huge hidden buy order on finex at 6,725.2 making the chart flat, I just tried selling into it. I guess some rich guy is trying to push it up? Mark Price on Bitmex is also much higher than last price, making it very easy to liquidate shorts. just my observations.
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Knock yourself out bud, you deserve it
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still not hearing as much reaction to this as there should be
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Thats what you get for having a fidget spinner as your billion dollar shitcoin logo
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Rektcitybro
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Buying stupid amounts of iota and eos
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Silly fucks
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Did anyone else find that bitcoin going up a grand in the last week coincidentally coincides with improved life outlook or just me
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My parents, whom I’ve introduced Romano to, are asking why ass pilgrimage and all I can do is shake my head and ask bro do u even trade crypto
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⬆️ [11:12:18 UTC] BitMEX XBTUSD 10,000,000 contracts market bought at 6,998.1 with 16.1 slippage
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bitcoin showing signs of life, bear market survivors feeling trigger-happy?
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Still can’t get over how the new crypto kids think they’re big time Slav squatting selfies in front of rented lambos that cost less than my watch
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need bitcoin to crash by tomorrow so I can pay that dude his 1 btc prize
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Binance gangster AF "Furthermore, Binance has currently allocated the equivalent of $10,000,000 USD in crypto reserves for future bounty awards against any illegal hacking attempts on Binance"
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This just proves that my original advice in my steemit in my bio was so good i shouldved followed my own advice.
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Check out this idiot trying to blackmail me. Ps happy holidays! @CryptoCobain @loomdart @22loops
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crypto is the only market where there are times you can consistently make a fortune purposefully market buying the shittiest things you can think of #ripple #iota #etc
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i literally dont care what any of these shitcoins try to do. Every coin is scam trash except bitcoin and monero. As far as im concerned ICOs are supposed to be black boxes where u put degens in and money comes out.
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@ActualAdviceBTC why looking for dots (no mainnet no tokens) when we have kusama already ?
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Its clear the #crypto prophecy is divine but incomplete. Ever since @RNR_0 went to vegas to pump that market buy candle of a tongue into what is usually used for dumps we stopped crashing and consolidating sideways. The second cumming is the missing part of the puzzle. Have faith
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miss me bears? <3
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still sitting around buying everything
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> #bearmarket rn >universe innovating new market fuckery >try to not chart or trade >do normie shit to distract myself >check after failing no nut november >bitcoin crash 1000$ & its fork is forking >flaccid and cant finish nightly fap tradition >pass out staring at the ceiling
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“If you don’t love me at my dump you don’t deserve me at my pump” -Marilyn Monroe @CryptoCobain @CryptoHayes @abrkn @cuntycakes123
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Still alive fegs
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1 btc to the best redub/resub/whatever of the southpark classic "niiiiice" episode Theme is kyle as the guys who went 100x at the top and didnt close after tweeted i closed #blameaabtc
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This reality sucks ass how do you alt-tab in this Simulation to something else?
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if usdt goes under ppl will pump bitcoin with fake dollars, but we know those guys werent buying to hold, just to withdraw and dump for shitcoins and stablecoins. So im thinking its time to accumulating small and medium cap altcoins again, maybe all the newstuff built on eos.
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Theres the dip you guys wanted, now go BTFD
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Still can’t figure out how girls can take pictures of their own heads all day
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The resolution is amazing
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Starter Pack for Bitcoin's 2017 "Early Adopters" and Self-Taught Charting Experts
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showed this to mom. she proud. her son isnt a retard and actually makes profit trading
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BREAKOUT INCOMING
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Bitcoin getting so mainstream hoes gonna replace trampstamps with QR codes
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best description of shilling ive read
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GOLD IS THE POOR MAN'S BITCOIN suck it, goldbug pleebs.
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ETH/USD is blue sky. leaving the stratosphere
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