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“You miss 100% of the Wayne Gretzky’s you don’t Michael Scott.” - Take - Shots
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AAMT is proud to welcome Dr. Lucian Boar as senior instructor for the ever popular SMT-1 Osteopractic Spinal Manipulation course #AAMTFellowship
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Dr. Lucian Boar is the founder and owner of Advanced Therapy & Performance, a cash-based clinic focused on the diagnosis and management of musculoskeletal
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First customer of the day has a guitar and a selfie stick and just asked if he could “go live” in the shop. This is gonna be great.
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BREAKING: U.S. Federal and state officials are assessing possible 'market manipulation' regarding banking shares, per Reuters citing a source.
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Fun Fact Friday♟ Rep. Tom Carper (D) just violated the stock act by not disclosing a $TSM sale from 1/19/22 And since 2019, he's traded 674 times totaling ~$6.75M in volume His fine for violating the stock act? $200 Nice.
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Holy shit this was such an obvious play
"Lawmakers push congress towards regulating ChatGPT" after viral accusations of it having possible political biases Representative Kevin Hern just sold ~$5M of Microsoft $MSFT, a major investor in ChatGPT Something to keep an eye on 👀
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Had a nice time on the course today. 5 birdies, 1 bogey, no subpoenas. Very successful start to the week!
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Groceries are up much more. Make gas $5 a gallon for all I care. Chicken thighs should not cost $2.49/lb
Gas is down more than $1.70 from its peak. That adds up to around $180 a month for a typical family – that’s money in your pocket, not spent at the pump.
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Breaking🚨: Rep John Curtis (R) UT just made bank on his most recent trade He profited 127% on United Health ( $UNH) 3/27/20 - Bought at $222 12/20/22 - Sold at $504 He also sits on the Health Subcommittee, directly overseeing United Health & the COVID vaccine response
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When I was growing up this was the only “butt” kids were interested in eating.
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While being speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi's - Net worth passed $100,000,000 dollars - Profited millions via perfectly timed trades - Never brought the bill to ban politicians from trading to the floor even when the entire country wanted it What a run for the queen👑
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The Pentagon has failed it's fifth audit in a row after failing to account for 61% of their $3.5 Trillion in assets But the IRS will demand the average American account for all of their $600 Venmo side hustles Guess that $800B Pentagon budget won't fund itself🤷♀️
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It’s definitely not nothing but it’s a hell of a lot less than anything you “promised” initially.
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“Sorry were still charging you $500 to stay alive each week”
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If we could really “fix the country” by voting don’t you think we would’ve fucking done that already?
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Lol we will see
My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk
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Did @elonmusk take down that Twitter account that was tracking his airplane?
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Shits weak bro
Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints. No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.
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