Thanks to @RepLisaReynolds and @ESforOregon here’s how we buy gas in Oregon. ▪️Pull up to the pump. ▪️Have a 5 min staring contest with a gas guy. ▪️He walks to the car. Him: Do you know the law changed? Me: You still have to fill my tank. Him: sure, sure. 😡 #Oregon

Phil Neville on Jonathan Rodríguez returning from a knee injury #RCTID “My dream is to have him in the next two weeks but in reality it’s probably longer than that… In April we will have him on the pitch.”

Yes, it is! #SaveTimeless

If my knees are bad, and my back is bad, what am I supposed to lift with? Are there other options? 🤔

One thing I really dislike about the assembly line at Chipotle is that their process is to drag your food box through the gunk from the beginning of the line to the register ensuring it’s filthy when they hand it over to you. Every Chipotle. Every time. Gross. @ChipotleTweets

The first airline who can make this screen available as a second monitor for my laptop will win my business for life. ✈️ @Delta

Letting go of the past is hard. How many years before I stop hoping for quality food @ProvidencePark_ ? Before @LevyRestaurants there were too many amazing options to choose from. Tonight, excessively salted popcorn that makes us feel sick and a literally expired box of M&Ms. 😞

In-N-Out Burger may be coming soon to Beaverton

I am ready for a parody Brady House Renovation show from @hgtv staring the movie cast. Bring it.

I finally figured out why the @Shopify radio ad song sounds so familiar. #madness

Hey @ProvidencePark_ @LevyRestaurants @ThornsFC @TimbersFC just a reminder for the upcoming seasons. It’s your job to send concessions people up and down the aisles so people in middle seats don’t have to get up and make everyone miserable. This is a basic duty. Do it please.

Hey @Starbucks how long is shortly?

This writing stubbornly refuses to erase from woated whiteboard painted wall. I take inspiration from #DoctorWho. Like Peter Capaldi in “Heaven Sent,” I take swipes at this whiteboard every morning, as if it were a wall of Azbantium. Only 4.5 billion years to go. 👍🏻

Take note @duranduran! This was epic and if it’s back next year be prepared to headline as Arcadia and dress the part! You won’t be sorry. @darkerwavesfest @clever_katy @SimonJCLeBON

I survived Darker Waves! 🏖️🎶

Seriously, @GabrielSterling if you have the option of belonging to either major party or none, and willingly belong to this one (watch below) how can you honestly rationalize that and still do what you do for a living? Really? Really???

Paid $14 for cheese nachos in Key Bank club. Chips are stale AF. That’s how @LevyRestaurants rolls. 🤬@ProvidencePark_ @TimbersFC #Ptfc

Wondering if the Time Team would do a lunch like this??? Anyone hungry? #SaveTimeless @malcolmbarrett @MattLanter @abigailspencer @sakinajaffrey @ignatius_sancho @goranvisnjic @therealKripke @TheTimelessRoom 🚁🆃🅸🅼🅴🅻🅴🆂🆂 https://t.co/4mG9OgZeem

Attention @ProvidencePark_ and @ThornsFC the sewage smell in section 99 is bad again today. What is happening and what are you doing about it??? 💩

Flying @Delta again today where Main1 means you’re like the fifth group to board the plane. 🤣

Does @Delta still have food on their planes? 1hr 15min into flight. No food cart in aisle. I may die of hunger. This is not how I thought it would end. 😢