AchillesUwU ๐งก๐๐ค๐ฉต๐
@AchilleUwU
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they/he/she, honestly I don't care - is +18 - fr/eng (non-native English speaker) - I rt a lot of thing. My ao3 is like my @
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@Askalaunad
@highroadsaloon
My father told me that if you do some genealogy of my family. You will find that women had a lot a children then suddenly they didn't have any more.
It's morbidly funny that the pro-birth/pro-death are going to have more blood on their hand than any pro-choices
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@ThatChikChelsea
@ichriecheblut
I sometimes wear the same shirt in the same week because I do my laundry in the middle of it
People are dumb
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@Taryn1060
@such_hockey_wow
But, but they won't be able to say that it's the women fault! ๐๐ฅบ๐๐
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@ReviewsNana
The most hilarious is still those straight guys that began to watch the untamed and thought that LWJ was the villain because he stared WWX too much๐๐๐๐
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@Ranguvar82
"Great news! Wei Wuxian is dead!" - opening line of The Grandmaster of demonic cultivation
Wei wuxian being the main character
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@husbandlwj
"You say no but the body doesn't lie" THAT's rape in reality and yes the body lies (but I understand the kinks)
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@Evil__laughter
I can help but imagining wwx that put trampoline where the wen throw people lol
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@mxtxontwt
I'm shocked that some people are shocked by the result x'D like, a big part of SVSSS is laughing at the fact that LBH has the most unrealistic dick. He is THE caricature of the ML in pornography
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@sarajeanlegging
@NE0SCVRLET
@AlexiaWoodroe
@shaTIRED
I'm not a native speaker but I think I heard "when she became a mother" and omg
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@dougyroland
@andycompton_
Me at 8 : I will not have (biological) kids
My parents : BuT that DaUgGtEr oF a gUy tHaT you DoN't kNow SaY tHe SaMe ThInG. ShE HaS 3 KiDs NoW
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@brbnera
@Evil__laughter
@ariskamalt
Fan saying on twitter :my husband, wei ying ๐ฅบ
Lwj :
Lwj : time to get married.
Wwx: ok?
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@Evil__laughter
Lwj : just because wwx is bi and I'm gay it doesn't mean that he will love me ๐๐๐ look how he flirt with mianmian, he even when on a date with her AND wen qing! * And just because he may be poly don't mean he will date me ๐๐ do you understand brother?
LXC :
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@snakebyte85
@JesseAlordiah
@rachelkayw
Also, even if he still did with soft parenting, abuse wouldn't be the answer
Children have mental health issues. This child could have a really really really hard time to deal with emotions because of that. They thus would need to be helped even more
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@IdahoBaldwin
@BigOoofBud
@briskide
If childish is when we care about other people I hope to die childish
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@cicerfics
What if wwx have already A-yuan and lqr is like :
โ๏ธ Good with kid
โ๏ธ Grandkid (s)
โ๏ธ Good parent
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@_Skible_
@ThatChikChelsea
@ichriecheblut
Honestly same, it really depends of the clothes and the person (some people smell more than others)
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@FYeahGoodOmens
It makes so much sense because Crowley IMMEDIATELY recognise Aziraphale when he is in Madame Tarcy body ("nice dress")
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@ayangayaa
Oh I hope you ask the same thing to : lwj, lqr, jc, yzy, jfm, wq, Wn,... In which world do you think they are living? Do you think their hand are pure and never hurt anyone?
People tried to kill wwx, wwx killed them
It isn't fair for everyone, that is right
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@yllzsexc
Wwx : imagine how it was before knowing me!
Lwj :
Lwj :
Lwj : Pity my younger self, may you find the light
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@horseh0rse
@R18Vita
@qukiyyo
@entirelydone_
Honestly omegaverse are a very wide genre (for exemple an omega can become an alpha and an alpha can become an omega if they do specific things :3) the legal system in those world would be HELL
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@entirelydone_
@horseh0rse
@R18Vita
@qukiyyo
Those paper would be endlessly funny ๐ "I got fucked by my alpha/omega so hard I became an omega" / "I fucked them so hard I became an alpha"
Imagine some dude being so proud that he has an alpha son only to that alpha son to say fuck it and become an omega at 30 yo
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@Evil__laughter
* wwx is, in fact, the "gay" (bi) best friend of mianmian and he has just that friendship that queer people have together with WQ (and she is aroace oriented lesbian!!)
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@Publius981
@kudrago
@gypsyheart0517
@dsdianern
@RealJamesWoods
Ah yes, the big bad queer people who show porn to kids by *read my notes* trying to teach to children how to recognise sexual abuse
Hum,
Strange.... Why don't you want to teach to children how to recognise when they are being raped?
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@saltysauerkraut
@llygoated
I'm asexual and even /I/ know she must be hot as hell for allo people. She is soooo aesthetically pleasing I will never get tired of admiring her. What are THEY smoking ๐ญ
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@orca_day
Single dadxian have a large and happy family because his nephew have 10 000 uncles
it's not his fault ๐๐๐
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@AshleyS1184
@kashmirigirl_
They are so offended it's so funny ๐ญ๐ญ
Hey everyone! You see when the teacher say "You are always making noise! You are the worst!" when talking to their class and surprisingly only the annoying one reply "IT WASN'T MMEEEEE" and the quiet one are just like ๐๐๐คจ
Yeah.
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@Netrixie
@cicerfics
WWX : You have difficulty to find a fellow lesbian? You want to marry but you are in a homophobic household? Say no more! My 3569 lesbian wives are there for you!
Meanwhile, lwj : he went to a random village and took three, THREE WIVES when I was THERE RIGHT NEXT TO HIM
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@treasuresson
@wherethabag
@green4plants
@BelindaMtoba
@shaTIRED
People also love to say "kids are X years old" but they seems to forget what it MEANS. Like, sorry if you can comprehend that someone who has been in this world for 6 years totally dependant of other people, with a still growing brain, learning everything from scratch
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@stvmbles
@kirawontmiss
@KillaMinga
And they are cute :( why this slandering over such pretty babies??
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@yoomfioompie
@dyapapaya
Your husband : I HAVE A MISSION, MY NEMESIS
You : do you like cookies?
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@Evil__laughter
Nhs writing the love story of wangxianโข
Meanwhile, wangxian pining while reading it
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@PakistaniPepper
@AuthorJulie
It's particularly interesting to read that as a bilingual because it's true between language too :) translation does wonder but nothing can touch your soul like the original language
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@the_last_d_boy
Tbh, we know that wwx burn a pot once when he was a TEEN (either pre meeting lwj 12-14 or post meeting lwj 15-17). It's bad but it can happen.
I don't see "too spicy" as bad cooking it's just his preference
So it's kinda strange how many people think he is bad at cooking lol
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@adspexi
I always love to say : sy said that he never at least hold a women hand
But
But. He said that lbh isn't his first kiss
Just saying
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@kalonanoetic
Binghe pov must be wild too tbh, like one day his abusive teacher decided that he was worth it and that's it. No explanation (and it happens multiple time. Like : demon? No worth it, *die + wait a bit* worth it again โจ)
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@AZH3RO
Oh no! Some people are finding joy in a way that does not impact you at all!!! It must be so hard for you :(
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@barisan_no
Ooh I once had a idea where the wei family have really poor eyesight that will lead to blindness but since they are cultivator they keep a good eyesight (until wwx lost his golden core) because, the angst of lwj thinking that wwx ignore him while wwx plays "is this lz or a rock?
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@scumvile
Angsty thought : if sqq found zzl post abyss and when lbh came back he sees that demon being sqq disciple ๐ and sqq doesn't have any problem with it
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@Stanford_lands
@maddy_uwu_
@lilv_bambi
@nujabesCD
@xgtrfzjdeth
If a remember correctly : also some baby have a LOT of allergy/have special needs and can only drink specific baby formula
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@willanoid
@larsaddams
Also : what is preventing golf course from having a mix of soulless grass with natural big one? Like wouldn't be fun to have a bit of challenge because your ball can't go in the big grass
(also : as much as I agree with everyone here, people should stop to only attack golf and
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@mowochi
Sqh : lbh dreams is to be an house husband in a little cottage
Sy : HE IS A DEMONIC EMPEROR
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@ellmercury
Worst, it isn't that he knows, Stede literally analysed it when he tried to find him. He knows what Ed did by heart at this point.
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@ako_kuno
@w_wxsparkles
I love your angst but : wwx, in lwj body, rushing to burial mount, tits out (because, you know, it's how he wears his clothes ๐ he didn't even think about it)
Lan disciple : O_O
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@mowochi
Sqh going in the past for 24 hours and decide to ruin sy life
Sqh : binghe? Oh, he takes it in the ass
Sy : what airplane mean is [3k rant]
Sqh : nan bro, he is just a bottom from time to time
Sy :
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@Shboogieob
@punishedmother
@GoyDivision89
@ElHombreRojo_
You managed the incredible feat of 0 likes and yet 39 comments
Please, educate yourself
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@ayangayaa
But it is how it work, in wwx world revenge isn't a bad thing, killing someone who try to kill you isn't either, hell killing because of your honor isn't! And why would he stop using dc? Why would he give away what can protect him?
wwx isn't black he isn't white, he is grey
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@CamiyKrab
@Correctionaire
@ImMexiKin
@WholesomeMeme
Divide it in 2 vertically and in 2 horizontally
Read left to right
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@reptileofdoom
@FriedJingyi
Dear lord ๐๐ญ
Imagine, lwj hearing about YLLZ unresuited love : ๐๐ wei ying is in love!?
But also : ๐ก๐ค who!!!! WHO DARE TO BREAK HIS HEART!!!
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@cicerfics
Lwj, on his "" arranged"" wedding night, ready to kill his "husband"
WWX *lifting his veil and smiling like a 1000 sun* : hey darling
Lwj. Exe has stopped working, trying to process that wei ying his alive, his husband and that they are on their...
Wedding NIGHZDJZNLZL
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@mrwnight
@jimmiesworId
@devilud0ntknow
@ndrewstanacc
@_avalenae_
@chaoswintour
A lot of people actually, tap water is drinkable in some countries and it's the only water we use for everything
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@edwardhimbo
@menacepolite
Taika : I forgot I was in this movie... But did you hear about that pirate show?
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@HottyCouture
@LockTempest
@Askalaunad
@highroadsaloon
I would also like to had that before WWI & WWII we didn't see children as we see them today
Parents that have the responsibility to keep alive their children is a new point of view that was pushed by many countries because many people died in War
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@hansoeii
What most people understood when Don said "Wife is long gone"
What Don was actually trying to say : "Wife went to search for her own wife and I'm trying to find my own Husband. Are you still on the market?"
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@YunmengLotus
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May I say : some of these '' courting traditions '' are weird for both of them because lwj find them in a strange "human book" (that was a horny slow burn idiots in love fanfiction lwj, not a real thing)
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@Evil__laughter
Transmigrator www being like :
NHS (Transmigrator too) : YEAH BABE
SQQ:... I'm going to kill you.
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@SnowFlowerlet
@Evil__laughter
Screenwriter 1(SQH) : let's change it to a enemy to lover
Screenwriter 2 (SQQ) : no it doesn't make sense
Screenwriter 1 : lwj does litteraly puppy eyes each times he sees his husband. It does.
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@starofseventh
@living_meatloaf
And all of this happens when MBJ father is still alive which duplicate the angst when sqh leave like
Before mbj father dead :
Mbj : me and my fiance ๐ฅฐ *slap SQH*
Mbj, when sqh leave :
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@CWC_Rosechu
@EliErlick
Yes he is a man but this is not a dress, it's a kilt ( a traditional scottish skirt for men)
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@aksnevv
Mbj : sqh supported lbh even when he knew that he was in love with someone else. I could never be as strong as him๐๐
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@talkS_hit_
@AlphonseJReitz
@wildtiktokss
Or, it's something that people do so other can be confortable with less obvious pronoun :)
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@BuckAngel
@mushycrouton
@jk_rowling
Neither are you ๐ your whole page is just transphobia on transphobia
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@mowochi
Sqq and lqg are on two different mission but end at the same place and goes *spiderman pointing meme*
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@wwxwashere
It's because wwx is a farmer, farmer & rurale men are just build different. He may be bleeding out but he WILL finish to build that fence
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@enigmatree
I love this ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธwhat if lwj is trying to do small talk
Lwj : the sky is pretty today
Wwx : ๐
Lwj :The food is good
Wwx : ๐
Lwj, internally : it's already too much for my introverted ass
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@Alceka
@RespectfulMemes
This image is actually pretty funny because it shows that you think sexuality/gender is something that we learn, that other people can change. You think your sexuality/gender is so frangile that random people living their life can shatter it
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@treasuresson
@wherethabag
@green4plants
@BelindaMtoba
@shaTIRED
Can't simply act like a +20 years old adult, like seriously '-'
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@mowochi
What if they aren't both QJ disciples but from completely different peak and they didn't know each other at first? Like
SY : *peacefully walk on the rainbow bridge* ๐
LQG : Eh (derogatory) , so the spoiled brat decided to change of peak? You have no shame.
SY :???
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@horsewithnonick
@christapeterso
*tap on the mic* actually queer people are fighting to stop mutilating children :) because, you know, intersex children get mutilated without their consent for litteraly no reason
Glad we agree
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@kokopuff_13
@JessVMo
@CarineK
The logic : temperature
In olive europe it's hotter -> you eat later and you have a nap at 2 pm
In potatoes europe? It's colder -> food is heavier so we get sleepy & bed is warm + the cycle of the sun in winter is different from you
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@MCMCIL
@vexwerewolf
@nypost
Why the first thing you think about when people talk about relationships between consenting adults is pedophilia? It's pretty weird you know
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@galacticidiots
- you find a story that you like a lot and want to see what the author wrote too but it's Orphan_account
- the author has the exact same taste as you but has only 2 fanfic. Thus you go check their bookmark but they don't have any public one ๐๐๐
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