A. Mando
@AMandoSch
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Diaries of a 8 year litigation attorney. Went West only to find the East. "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected."
Between the West and East
Joined December 2022
The lawyers of Twitter are in large part super cool and so nice. Where are these lawyers in real life?
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If it scares you and excites you at the same time, that's your gut telling you to go for it.
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Calmness is a superpower. The ability to not overreact or take things personally keeps your mind clear and your heart at peace.
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Most people destroy their leverage by talking too much. The more you explain, the more you reveal. The more you react, the more you expose.
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Sorry for not responding to ya'll. A lot going on rn, good stuff, trials and tribulations. I will catch up. Appreciate everyone following along.
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my favorite Halloween memory was trick or treating and a very stoned dude in his 20's opened the door and was like "oh man I forgot it was today. Let me see if I have anything for you" and then I hear him going through his pantry and he goes "do you like soup"
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I have to put on my suit tomorrow for a client house call. Not super common
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Old client called today. Spent 3 months in jail. Told him what to do, no charge, chill. Good to have him reach back like that
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When "establishment" lawyers talk about you behind your back you know you've developed a reputation. My reputation? Still being built, but I hope its something like "that little pest? He'll make an initial demand. It will be low. Fair valuations of cases. You might want to
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Today I had to ask. Who are these people? Are they dangerous? I don't like having to ask that question. I hope the answer is no. Today feels funny.
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Big, new case came in today. We raced all day to catch up. Death about 10 days ago...enough to cause a mess. Case analysis done. It's good. Valuation, check. Settlement discussions begin (I rep so and so, show a little of your hand, but not too much). Await initial response
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Elder lawyer, if you piss me off and are mean, I will 100 % remind you that you don't even know how to convert a Word document to PDF and that I know your assistant did it for you.
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Mom, all the boomer lawyers with "30 years experience" are being mean to me and they keep taking my snacks and not allowing me to speak during recess. What do I do? Mom - Make them "write" something with their whopping 12 WPM finger pecking style.
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Never assume that the person you are dealing with is weaker or less important than you are.
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You can be a massive capitalist and also be a person who wants to help your neighbor... In fact, with more resources, you can actually help them more. One of the biggest joys about having a few extra bucks is not a great car, but great deeds.
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Generally, my feeling is that the world is run by a bunch of bought and paid for dorks who are drunk on power and so self interested that most don't actually care about other people. Realizing this changed my life many years ago. I'm happy to be an empathetic outsider who
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Most ppl don’t realise: You can be technically honest & still manipulate the entire reality. Omission of the truth isn’t honesty. We applaud transparency but rarely question the quiet. Some ppl say 90% of the truth while deliberately hiding the 10% that would change a decision.
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