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CPA in the real world. I tweet about business, sports & politics. Alumni of Alabama and fan of the Cincinnati Reds & Bengals. Nature lover

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Joined May 2023
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@AL_NEWS
AL CPA
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The diversity of the landscape of California is truly remarkable. The state contains some of the most beautiful scenery in the world
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@Bengals
Cincinnati Bengals
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The bird was perfectly cooked.
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@JDVance
JD Vance
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Here is my message to Ben Sasse and other establishment Republicans who seem to care more about bringing 30,000 unvetted Afghan refugees into our country than getting our own people out safely.
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@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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Stephen Miller: “We've never faced a threat like this. 20 million people brought into our country from the most failed societies on earth... no vetting, no conditions, no rules... and now, more blood is being spilled as a result."
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@retardmode
retard mode ✞
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>be Roger Borkum >average upper-middle class IT guy >wife dedicates her free time to doing humanitarian work >decides to go to Africa to “help people” >i support her even though i feel a little uneasy about it >she leaves >last hug at the airport lasts a little too long >i
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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BREAKING: 3 black teens arrested for fatalIy beating Roger Borkum (64) in Jacksonville
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AL CPA
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This aged like spoiled milk 😡
@thehill
The Hill
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.@PressSec Jen Psaki on Afghan refugees: "I can absolutely assure you that no one is coming into the United States of America who has not been through a thorough screening and background check process."
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@Oilfield_Rando
Oilfield Rando
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Eat bacon in front of a Muslim in a parking garage and it’s a hate crime. Set a Christian church on fire and it is not a hate crime. Realize where we are.
@Breaking911
Breaking911
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NEW: Officials in Winston-Salem, NC say a Church was intentionally set on fire, but determine the act is not a hate crime
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@JDVance
JD Vance
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After four years of house prices doubling (and in some areas, tripling) many young people feel priced out of the American Dream of homeownership. A welfare fraud scandal in Minnesota reveals that large numbers of new arrivals aren't assimilating and are funneling our tax dollars
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@NFL
NFL
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Bengals coach Zac Taylor says he expects QB Joe Burrow (toe) to play Thursday vs Ravens.
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@TakeThiamine
J͎Λ͎Y͎
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>Black guy keeps hitting on a White guy’s fiancée, refuses to back off >Gets aggressive, punches White guy hard enough to cause a TBI >Comes at him again, gets shot and killed >White guy is convicted of second-degree murder and manslaughter after judge intentionally withholds
@TooWhiteToTweet
Daniel Concannon
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Remember the 2021 shooting in Oregon, where a drunk Black man attacked a White man and his White fiancée, was shot by the man he attacked, and then the White male victim went to prison? Last month, the Oregon Court of Appeals reversed the decision and remanded the case for a new
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@stanfordNYC
Bernard Stanford ✡︎
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One man "paid the price" by having his identity stolen, costing him tens of thousands of dollars and making his life hell. The other "paid the price" by being arrested and charged for the crime he knowingly committed. One of the craziest framings of a story I've ever seen.
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AL CPA
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I hiked Half Dome
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@5149jamesli
James Li
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🚨 Private equity is now BANNING parents from filming their kids play sports, so they can push a $50/mo. streaming service. This is why people want to burn it all down — a simple joy like sharing a memory is being paywalled by evil Wall Street ghouls!! 🤬
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@AL_NEWS
AL CPA
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If you thought Drake Maye was good before, wait til you see how he plays against the Bengals today 😂
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@GrageDustin
Dustin Grage
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“So you’re saying the top funder of Al-Shabaab is the Minnesota taxpayer?” “Yes, Dave.” “The same state that blew through a $19B surplus?” “Mmhmm.” “And the Governor, Tim Walz… he’s running for a third term after overseeing all of this?” “That’s right, Dave.”
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@samfbiddle
Sam Biddle
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Strange that this strategy didn’t pay off
@CNBC
CNBC
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Panera lost diners by cutting portions and staff. It's reversing course to win them back
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@teachthemx3
Wendy
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I have a student in my Algebra II class who is failing with a 12. The student is frequently absent and does not turn in work when they are present. I asked the student why they don’t attempt any of the assignments. The student said, “Miss, I know how this works. They will put me
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@AL_NEWS
AL CPA
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When will the judges and prosecutors be held accountable for their catch and release policies!?
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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BREAKING: Woman set on fire riding the Chicago train Lawrence Reed had 49 prior arrests (10 felonies) including knocking someone unconscious this August
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@AlabamaMBB
Alabama Men’s Basketball
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WINdy City
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AL CPA
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Teachers work 1,350 hours a year 😂😂😂
@RepTeresaLF
Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández
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Any school teacher has more work ethic in their pinky finger than Elon Musk has in his entire body. Make. Billionaires. Pay. Their. Fair. Share.
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@AL_NEWS
AL CPA
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Topgolf is way too expensive. It’s cheaper to play a public course than a round at Topgolf
@JoePompliano
Joe Pompliano
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Callaway acquired Topgolf for $2 billion in 2020 but is now selling the business to a PE firm for $1.1 billion. Same-venue sales are down double digits, higher rates have destroyed returns, and Callaway's stock is down 50% over 5 years. READ MORE: https://t.co/bBsD6C8PVx
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