Paul Howard
@AkaPaulHoward
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Writer. Bad Sisters. The Young Offenders. SisterS. Ross O'Carroll-Kelly. I Read the News Today Oh Boy. Aldrin Adams. A Nation Once Again, coming August 2026.
Wicklow, Ireland
Joined April 2016
I’m very excited to tell you about A Nation Once Again, a satirical comedy I’ve written about a secret government department making arrangements for a United Ireland. It will be published in August and is available for pre-order here. https://t.co/vsQ3xypuNr
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Okay, Twitter, you’ve bought yourself another week
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I remember this moment so well. The novelty of hearing the F word on the telly. The joke did the rounds in school for weeks afterwards.
I was having a chat with a pal of mine last night about Saturday evening television in the 1980's and, perhaps inevitably, Stan Boardman's 1986 appearance on Des O'Connor tonight came up. Remember Fokker-gate? It's the definition of a legendary TV moment really, specifically
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A brilliant book. Read it and loved it.
Happy publication day @Richard_Fitz! 'A gripping, unsettling and authoritative portrait of football’s original dark genius' @GuillemBalague 'A superb book. I absolutely loved it' @AkaPaulHoward THE STORY OF FOOTBALL’S MOST NOTORIOUS COACH - OUT NOW!
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Lives in Monaco.
Dear oh dear.
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Dear oh dear.
Jim Ratcliffe recently met Nigel Farage. Now he's saying that the UK has been colonised by immigrants.
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It blows my mind that kerbs was never an Olympic event.
Best game ever as a kid spent hours playing and didn’t cost a penny
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Goosebumps.
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I can’t stop watching it. Especially the Charles face that he pulls at the end. He deserves a BAFTA for this.
The lad signing the story about a member of the public heckling King Charles deserves the rest of the day off for this.
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The lad signing the story about a member of the public heckling King Charles deserves the rest of the day off for this.
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Meet the city fan who isnt cutting his hair untill there cleared of the 115 ffp charges
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Gary Neville complaining at the referee ruined one of the great moments of the season by applying the laws of the game. A pity it couldn’t be like the old days, eh?
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The commentary team crying over the third goal being disallowed. Their excitement getting the best of them. There’s no way that was ever gonna be let stand.
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I wonder, ahem, what were the odds on Romero being sent off?
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I’ve got this, lads.
Confirmed: Jarred Gillett will take charge of #Chelsea's Premier League clash against Wolves this afternoon. VAR: Paul Howard
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“Shattered Dreams, Sliding Doors” my retelling of Ireland’s infamous 1982 World Cup qualifying campaign in the glorious @HodgesFiggis on Dublin’s Dawson St @PitchPublishing
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It strikes me that this would be a good week for the Labour Government in England to bury any bad news they may have.
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