Hardly a cloud in the sky.

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Remember guys!

The mirrors on my van were always getting knocked, so I decided to take them off. Best decision I've ever made, I've never looked back since.

Morning.

I went to the doctor today complaining of strange voices coming from my pants. The Doc said, "Just ignore them. They're talking bollocks."

A woman asked her husband,'Does my appendix scar make me look unattractive. The response of, "Dont worry, your tit covers it." Wasn't exactly the answer she was looking for.

Bob a job ✌️

That's mine sorted .What's everyone else having?

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In time for Xmas get your @Fatbaldbloke1 action figure. Comes with eagle eyes and gripping hands. Limited edition Wagon Wheels box included. * Made in Wales * May include nuts.

Hey ,@elonmusk , how is it i can go into my followers list and find dozens of accounts in minutes that are obviously bots , accounts with no posts, and no followers since setting up years ago and yet your computers can't?

Top tip! If you should get stopped speeding this Christmas , Say, "Shouldn't you be out catching real criminals?" or, "I bet this fine is going towards your Christmas party. " He'll find this really amusing and will probably let you off with a friendly warning.

Thats me 🫢

Sweaty nonce 👑

Blimey @uk_franklyn

This is what's going on in @notnotcunty 's head once the morphine kicks in.

Excuse me, @elonmusk, my for you is full of morons trying to defend corrupt labour. It seems none of them can post anything without the Word Farage in it.

Dirty bitch 🤣

Last week, Keir Starmer and Shabana Mahmood visited the Peacehaven mosque following an arson attack. Both of them are still yet to acknowledge the murder of Wayne Broadhurst by an Afghan national. Shameful.