9 year old: so I need to stop eating so much sugar?. Me: *licks ring pop* yes, exactly.

RT @PardonMyTake: Happy Thanksgiving.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @DGlaucomflecken: Med students should be banned from participating in research.

RT @blxcksaint: true American culture is the soft drinks mural inside of every Walmart

RT @JAMAPediatrics: Study findings indicate increasing medical complexity and illness severity and longer hospital stays among critically i….

RT @EvilMopacATX: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

RT @NEJM: This week’s most viewed article: Current Causes of Death in Children and Adolescents in the United States .

RT @EvilMopacATX: When the Texas government puts 10,000 times more energy into criminalizing drag shows and putting up the Ten Commandments….

I invented a new kind of hat trick with my indoor team tonight. Goal, assist, and a yellow card.

RT @ESPNFC: BREAKING: Mesut Ozil has officially retired from professional football at the age of 34.

That’s former world cup winner to you BBC, absolute legend.

RT @IDdocAdi: When non medical friends ask if you get a “lunch break”

RT @doclauravater: A message this week: “We're working way over 80 hours but can’t report it. My voice is so small.". Residents have little….

RT @DGlaucomflecken: Non-compete clauses

RT @Caulimovirus: One time I saw anesthesia cancel an elective procedure because the patient took one of those dissolvable mint strips that….

RT @olsonplanner: Every time someone blames physician compensation for high healthcare costs, the health insurance executives and sharehold….

RT @ihab23: @Dr_Oubre I don’t need to know about a patient’s hx of cerumen impaction in the HPI, when they’re here for a GI bleed.

The award for tackiest Christmas film this year goes to “I Belive in Santa”. Not only did it check off many classic tacky tropes, Santa essentially serves as a narrative surrogate for other weird ass things your relatives might believe in like that the is flat earth or qanon.

RT @TVietor08: A humiliating finish to Fox’s already terrible coverage.

RT @DocDifferently: Saying it’s a “calling” implies some sort of spiritual exemption to being paid fairly, treated equitably, and having ou….