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objectively quite funny that having mates is such an alien concept to most of twitter
Is Mitrovic gay? This is him seen going to the Chelsea game.
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So basically if your keeper makes a save against us he absolutely hates charity
Everton’s new shirt sponsor Cazoo have announced they will donate £1,000 for every goal scored in the Premier League by the Toffees this season to the Club’s official charity, Everton in the Community.
Quality 👏👏👏
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definitely the same people fuming over just stop oil on a daily basis
Protestors on County Road in
#Liverpool
block Fire engines from reaching a fire further up the road. Riot police charge towards the blockade.
#riot
#riots
#southport
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there’d be statues of him if the strikers could take fucking penalties btw
🗣️'I don’t think England win a big title with Pickford.'
Could Pickford cost England the Euros?🤔
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this just reminds me of the fella who needed kroos from outside the box for his bet to land
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so now they’re targeting the people who are actually responsible like you’ve all been telling them to and yous are still fuming?
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the seventy five year old full back pairing to start with
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genuinely so so wounded for him man done more than enough to deserve it in an england shirt
🗣️ "There are no more words really, I've given it my all"
Jordan Pickford speaks with Gabriel Clarke.
#Euro2024
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#ESPENG
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@gabrielclarke05
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he must fulfil the prophecy
🚨 Manchester City are willing to listen to offers for 28-year-old Jack Grealish this summer. 👀
(Source: Football Insider)
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just seen a dissertation on the tl and it reminded me of the best ever
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Called her Maggie Thatcher cause she loves a stroke
🚨 Personal Announcement🚨 Please meet Margaret Thatcher- you can call her Maggie. 💕
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can’t do it with a packed house under the lights, won’t make it at this level i’m afraid
At the going down of the sun and in the morning.
We will remember them.
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don’t know about that one mate
You will always be better at spending your own money than the government is.
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the thing i like most about jordan pickford is how much he hates actually having to do his job, he’s just like me fr
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let us win and we’ll do a whip round to get her a car or something lad we’re fucking desperate here
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Mad how all these countries have heavy national anthems and England’s is just about someone’s nan
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me and the boys getting ready to watch the emoji movie on channel 5
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can’t believe how many people are saying he’s on drugs in the replies lad, this is just what everton does to a man hahaha
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Some lad infront of me went “arrr don’t fucking shoot” at townsend and I’ve never seen anyone get leathered more in me life
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I would like to add Carlos Tevez to the list of footballers you weren't expecting to be sound
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“confronted” by the fans stood up like a fucking man then stood up to be counted when it fucking mattered. too many shithouses have gone through this club so i’ll fucking miss him, king
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weirdly wholesome that the senegalese fella we signed from russia has just hung around the north of england trying to play togger anywhere
💫How about this for Oumar Niasse first goal for the Silkmen and completing a hat-trick 🎩 🔥🔥
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“Trent will beat the record!!!” aye but he’s not crossing into beckford and stracqualursi is he
Happy 37th birthday to the defender with the most assists in Premier League history:
◎ 420 games
◎ 32 goals
◉ 53 assists
Happy birthday, Leighton Baines.
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jordan pickford will pull a world class save out of nowhere and his only reaction is fuming that he’s had to make a save in the first place, absolutely love him
Will these superb Pickford saves keep Everton up? 🔵🧤
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Was seeing Chilwell is better than Baines shouts the other day, wasn't even the best left back called Ben in goodison there
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i’m not arsed lad this is sick haha
Elite level picnicking. 🤩
Thank you to everyone who joined us today! 🙌
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Back Harrison
Jack Harrison has rejoined the Blues on loan from Leeds United for the 2024/25 season.
Welcome back,
@Harrison_Jack11
! 💙
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Everton have had more coronavirus cases than penalties this season
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hilarious goal cause everyone had enough time to be fuming he’d hit it before it went in
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The bobble hat has fucking creased me here mate I'm not gonna lie
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Fella behind me: Reckon we miss a player like McCarthy yenno, someone who flies into tackles
McCarthy: Flies into a tackle
Fella behind me: Fuck off McCarthy you horrible cunt
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Richarlison leaving would obviously be shite but watching us try and be smart with over £100m with less than a week to go would be box office stuff
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maupay doesn’t know where he’s playing he’s just running round pissing people off, fair play
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So come one come on and get down to goodison park
The street end:
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“Now tell them you can play in a two”
🗨️ | Abdoulaye Doucoure on why he is comfortable operating in both a two-man or three-man midfield – and how the manager has given him clarity over his role…
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Prilo before Christmas
🗞Everton are in talks with former Juventus Manager, Andrea Pirlo regarding the vacant Manager’s position
(Via -
@MomblanOfficial
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Andre Gomes has gotten over a broken leg quicker than I get over a night out, what a fella.
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People saying catfish and the Bottlemen have split up, did they fallout?
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Three extremely poor decisions - three penalties not given - which we simply cannot accept.
We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times.
NFFC will now consider its options.
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Mori was sent off and served a ban
Origi played a month later
There was no media outpouring of sympathy towards Mori
No one tried to exonerate Mori
He's about 10x closer to the ball than Son was
Not every thing is about yous
Just a reminder for all the Everton fans slating Son, you idolized Funes Mori for doing this to Origi and almost ruining hes career.
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baffled by this, he’s been playing top flight for at least a year longer than the lads he’s picked in midfield?
"I think it's a bit early for Jarrad. For him to be in ahead of the others wouldn't have been the right call at this stage." - Gareth Southgate
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Can't believe Dixie Dean didn't win a tournament that was founded 15 years after he retired must've been shite
The worst game of “Guess Who?” Ever.
“Has your person won the European Cup?”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
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Lived the dream. Goal at the street end, over 100 appearances, won at anfield and captained his club. We’ll always have the unicorns.🫡
Tom Davies will leave Everton when his current contract expires at the end of this month after turning down the offer of a new deal with the Club.
Thank you and best of luck, Tom! 🔵
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Apparently if you get Koeman it automatically replaces any striker in your team with a CAM
Two more ICONS will be joining
#FUT20
!
@RonaldKoeman
🇳🇱
@IanWright0
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More new ICONS announced this week and the full FUT 20 feature reveal on Wednesday!
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Everton twitter got a horses odds down by aba 70, got a song from the 90s to number one and webbed someone on Brazilian big brother just cause richarlison told us to. We work harder than Allan in the middle of the park mate.
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you got relegated by jordan pickfords water bottle lads
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We took more to fucking Cyprus for a game after we'd already been knocked out. The manager and the first team didn't even bother going.
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derby day so here’s the most random player to have scored for us in one
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Tottenham explore the possibility of opening 4,000 seats for the club's highest-paying fans against Everton
#thfc
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Mental that fans come to Anfield and Goodison and sing about how shit Liverpool is. But when they come here for uni or work they never go back because they realise here is levels above anywhere else
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Every single manager Dixie Dean scored past isn't in a job anymore. Mental.
Divock Origi has scored against:
Everton - Silva sacked ✅
Watford - Garcia sacked ✅
Newcastle - Rafa leaves ✅
Spurs - Poch sacked ✅
Arsenal - Emery sacked ✅
Barcelona - Valverde sacked ✅
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Liverpool have already equalled our number of penalties from last season
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The entire Everton end when Distin played Suarez in at Wembley
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@Gearmaraes
if you listed all the things osbourne has done that are more pathetic the oil would’ve ran out at the half way point
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genuinely can’t understand how i was more stressed at the palace game, think i might’ve been in denial
The table at half time of the final game of last season,Sunday will be fuckin lovely
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What's the most short-lived moment of happiness you've ever had? 🤔😍
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gutted it’s not worked out but thanks for unleashing alex iwobi
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Everton comparing Barkley and Gylfi's stats on the big screen when Gylfi wins every one is the sort of pettiness I want from this club
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Never felt more like sniffing the beak when liverpool lose 2 in a week
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“what does he cost lads?”
“money”
“ah nevermind then”
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So I'd get it if Roberto was on some shit-hot scoring streak, but he isn't. Just give the kid a chance.
#please
🙏
http://t.co/ogJ65v4Hc7
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Never heard a pundit "get" everton the way Gary Neville does yenno, even if he is a bit of a dickhead sometimes
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In the time Van Dijk has been injured Lucas Digne has broke his ankle in 2 places come back and put in a motm performance out of position. It's not that mad he's on a bike lads calm down
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mind the gap pal👍
@Everton
@Jarradbranthwa1
Poor guy he could be at United fighting for the quadruple + the community shield instead he’s going to be in another relegation battle.
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Joel Robles when Lookman slotted the 4th
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Liverpool spending £65m on Andy Carroll doesn't get talked about enough
Everton spending £40M on Alex Iwobi doesn’t get talked about enough
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