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I will die for my country Philadelphia 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️ | @Phillies | 👑 @Eagles 👑 | @Sixers | @NHLFlyers | @PhilaUnion | Priv: @MatveiMania
Joined December 2021
You will be mentioned no fewer than 100 times in my s*icide note.
FINAL: Braves 4, Phillies 2.
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No disrespect whatsoever but y’all saw Paige Bueckers pull up in this fit still and thought she was straight?
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Philly sports Twitter accounts whenever there’s a big game:. @Eagles: “Go Eagles!”. @Phillies: “Go Eagles!”. @NHLFlyers: “Go Eagles!”. @PhilaUnion: “Go Eagles!”. @Sixers: “Final: Indiana: 137 Sixers: 98 @cryptocom”.
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@Hellhammer9999 @depression2019 Nah…we chase the attractive ones. They just happen to be mean because they know they’re attractive and their beauty makes them privileged enough to get away with it.
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He’s a Flyers employee but in how many cities do cult legends in other sports pull up to other games in completely different sports years after retirement? Not like he was being honored either, dude just pulled up with a beer and a plain white-T, and a Phanatic headband. Legend.
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Most Phils fans will remember him for the famous two run single against Helsley but no game summed up the Jean Segura Experience like game 3 of the NLCS, which I had the pleasure of viewing live. Enjoy retirement, GOAT 🫡
Jean Segura announced his retirement, per this post from CAA, his agency:
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@NaporaTaylor @TheNBACentral We ain’t ready for that conversation because it’s not a real conversation.
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One of my favorite Phillies drinks raw milk my other one has ten cups of coffee a day we’ll be lucky if either of them make it to their 40s.
Philadelphia Phillies left-handed reliever José Alvarado is all about that coffee to an eye-popping degree.
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I’m sorry this gotta be the most fertile team in baseball
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Symbols of the most evil organizations in world history
Is Bryce Harper overstepping with his recent comments about signing more free agents?.
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I was told by Braves fans that leaving when your team is losing 12-4 makes you ‘bad fans.’ But look how many empty seats there were when he hit this 🤔.
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This is a grown ass man talking about two 21 year olds
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@Awakenjp @artificialkp7 Tbf she showed a picture from when she was like 8 and when she was like 60 that’s not really fair lol.
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When the Philadelphia Phillies met a condom
First Phillies full-squad workout today. Bryce Harper is ill, so he’s been excused. Trea Turner is not here yet; his wife recently had a baby. He should be on the field Wednesday.
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Horford when he gets that ‘you up’ text from his sister
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Tears bro look at that crowd 😭.
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Breaking: Sabrina Carpenter seen “casually hanging out” with Phillies’ pitcher Jose Alvarado 👀
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Tell me with a straight face this man isn’t an industry plant
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Hearing Kruk and Taryn’s voice after a long road trip is like hearing the voice of a family member after a long time apart.
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@VAMPlREKlSS @SixOweSno Just because you haven’t been outside in years doesn’t make you a vampire.
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@esjesjesj It feels like a person’s biological makeup would have like nothing to do with their pool ability.
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@RabiesFPS @dreamwastaken ‘While I admit overreacted, the dog should not have been humping my leg’ dawg wtf?!!!
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@LionelSzechuan @Hellhammer9999 @depression2019 Not all are, but they definitely have the opportunity to get away with more because they’re more in demand and dudes are desperate for attractive women.
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@KelvinBelmont @Srirachachau I love when Simpsons family members mimic each others quirky mannerisms and such. Lisa groaning like Marge and/or everyone in the family saying “D’oh” is so cute and never fails to get a laugh from me.
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@DonDunItAlll @bowGMAR Why does someone have to look out for their race over themselves? Being part of a community is one thing, defending that community against injustice is one thing. But people don’t owe their romantic lives to their race. You’re spending the rest of your life w/ a person, you gotta.
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@Spxcialeffect @montgomeryflim @sadcrib Should they retroactively change when the Stonewall riots took place to February? . Stupidest shit I’ve heard all day. It’s not a competition.
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Is there a bat signal that can be turned on and a woman like this sees it and comes to comfort you when you’re devastated about a sports loss? Because I need it.
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@ClassicDaydream @user84829272 The problem with social media is that anytime someone receives criticism people always take it as someone saying that person is the only one who should be receiving criticism. She was talking about a specific aspect that would make her madder at AG, not letting dude off the hook.
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Breaking: FAX Sports: MLB continues to post unfunny, one-dimensional humor for an audience of inbreds who consider fart jokes to be the pinnacle of comedy.
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Most unfunny and unoriginal account on MLB Twitter.
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Look up aura in the dictionary and this video will pop up
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@ProjectStrider Maybe you should put some water in your body instead of triple bacon cheeseburgers every once in a while.
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@DevontaEnjoyer @Slayota @iHateYeahTeriq Or a successful black man for who he chooses to spend his life with.
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@linds44428 Imagine you’re about to land your dream job but at the interview they pull out a bunch of printed pictures from your Twitter of you on the toilet shitting out $12 worth of cookies.
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@Senga2Alvarez @AdamThaSportFan I can never tell whether you’re trolling, coping, or just lack ball knowledge.
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@Trizellini @HardRockSB @JClarkNBCS @PHLPhilNation @_piccone @CrossingBroad @BarstoolPhilly @matttadelphia @TimKellySports @RAJr_20 ‘So it turns out that he was using an illegal substance as a tribute to the legendary career of Gerrit Cole.’.
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@sapolskysburner @user84829272 Such an online take. ‘Yeah, it’s depraved as hell but just think of the sex 😫🥵’.
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Low key
2024 is almost over… what was your favorite sports moment of the year??.
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@Steve51848571 @JacobMeshel If you put a coach on a bad team he won’t succeed? Excellent analysis, genius.
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@LBJcrib @MONSTATREZZ If he’s corny for that what does pushing over a heavy metal ladder in an area with a bunch of people make Giannis?.
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@UnfortunateMLB Mr. and Mrs. Arraez trying to get into the visiting family suite at Truist Park Saturday
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4 consecutive series of Ruben Amaro Jr. commentary could kill the vibes of the 27 Yankees.
i’m convinced the phils current slump is bc @JohnKruk hasn’t been in the booth.
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@MaxSing61026150 @MLB @astros @Phillies @CapitalOne Lmfaoooo I just realized this would mean the Mets three main rivals would win the WS within four years lmaooo.
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@Jubileo @BurnedByCeeDee @jasrifootball @TMZ_Sports Yeah, we’re not doing this. There’s sports-related killings in San Francisco regularly, and multiple all out brawls a week. Stop hiding behind stereotypes of other fanbases.
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Phillies fans got some flack online for booing when Nimmo was injured and then they do a slow-mo pan to a guy mocking a Schwarber HBP.
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@EMIACZJ @Prayfaher @ib_2cute Grown ass man getting this upset about a stranger’s child not liking something.
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@AdamThaSportFan Sorry but that was a genuine attempt to show Trea that were behind him because he was clearly at rock bottom and needed to relax. Not our fault that everyone else saw the success and thought it was a quick fix for every superstar that slumps for 3 seconds.
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Getting out in front of this because I’ve seen some people get upset but this is merely an observation based on the reactions of some of the dudes on my TL last night when the thing dropped. She shouldn’t have been put in this spot. Also I’m disowning any homophobia in my replies.
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Genuine question: what would you call this genre of account?.
Listening to the Talk Tuah podcast. Had to distance myself to ruminate on the complex ideas brought up by Ms Tuah. Bravo 👏
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@texastoaster_ Hinge users try not to flirt by insulting something the person they’re trying to court cares deeply about during their first challenge (impossible).
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@MilkshakeReaper @mainlyphilly @mccrystal_alex I disagree. We screwed a rival and bettered our draft pick and ended up getting Devonta out of this.
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@thatbilloakley An underrated through gag is Barney obliviously commenting on other people’s self destructive habits
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