Wake up babe they invented a pussy slap bracelet

WHAT. A. FINISH‼️ #WarEagle

Statement from President Trump on South Pars Gas Field:

Angel Reese was HOOPIN' for Team USA 🔥

China has recreated a real-life Temple Run in a natural sinkhole in Guizhou Province. It looks so thrilling!

Third worlders watching America obliterate Iran’s military

Every now and then: America needs to go in and kick the absolute tar out of someone in order to remind the world of the way things are.

.@SECWAR “We are playing for keeps. Our warfighters have maximum authorities granted personally by the President and yours truly. Our rules of engagement are BOLD, PRECISE AND DESIGNED TO UNLEASH AMERICAN POWER–not shackle it. This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is

🚨Dr. David Sinclair's, lab reversed biological age in animals by 50 to 75% in six weeks The FDA has just cleared the first human trial for next month. He describes the human body as a computer that can be rebooted.

Marco Rubio learning he’s been assigned to sit in for the Democrats at the State of the Union

https://t.co/6Zz5UuHscR

UGA professor exposed as a pedofile mid class #uga #universityofgroomersathens

This is insane! He said he couldn’t afford to pay to get his degree but he can afford to keep paying these lawyers? Dude go get a job

how the IRS will receive my taxes this year

Shia LaBeouf called a barroom full of woke men homosexuals. Got into a barfight. Bailed himself out of jail. Now has returned to the bar across the street and is ready to defend the right to say it again. Based!

Up 7 with 2 min to go just to lose by 6 is absolutely nothing but a coaching problem. Auburn Basketball used to be fun. It all started with recruiting a new roster and apparently no one could figure out how to do that correctly.

You telling me we don’t have a playing that can cover fuckin 5’10” Hubbard?!?! Get Steven Pearl back to Medical Device sales

My heart goes out to Savannah Guthrie. The emotions she must feel knowing how close she is with her mom. I’d hate to see how my wife would handle her mother being kidnapped, who also lives with us, at 419 Victory Drive, Lubbock, Texas. Gate Code: 4298.

The only way this country will come together as one and heal the deep divide is if Bad Bunny brings out Nancy Guthrie as a special guest #SuperBowl

Whoever booked all this nonsense for the SuperBowl is definitely a Alphabet member