Hi, if you are following me for rock things, please be advised it also comes with fringe politics and an excessive use of the word “fuck.”

Sometimes I try to explain to him that sir, no, this IS the South, but technically there is more southering that could be done.

In times like these, Isaac Brock is in the back of my head screeching “HEAD SOUTH, HEAD SOUTH!”

For those of you interested in odd categories of rocks: sometimes a rock is just a pile of death.

Turned the heater on for the first time this winter. ☹️

For example, I just fixed my vacuum cleaner with a chopstick. Many years ago, I fixed a broken ping pong table with a wooden #2 pencil.

You can fix a surprising number of problems by just having the right stick.

Apparently I’m going to clean the house. What the fuck, guys.

I made a new friend in Denver and then I was worried ‘cause I didn’t have a way to get in contact but I’ve found them on FB and I’m very happy. 😊

I have had a thousand arguments about burying of heads in sand v. being aware of general contexts, and I am always on team context. Always. I’m really into the sand on this one?

Like, I’ve got about 3 decades in my pocket of monitoring the impending apocalypse(s), but this one is really stressing me the fuck out and I would like to get off the ride for a bit.

It’s been like three days and every single post on here is still about some shit I don’t wanna hear about. I realize this is a personal problem, but can we please talk about something else?

Really can’t seem to shake this fucking feeling.

Everything has always been bullshit but the current admin is really into kayfabe, so I’d just caution to ratchet your bullshit meter’s sensitivity levels up by a couple magnitudes of order.

It circles around to this eventually.

There is an essay here I’m too lazy to actually write, so this catchphrase will have to suffice.

Consider Aristotle.

The vibes are so bad.

Mr. Princess over here with the beans.

Stop naming minerals after people! (Further: some of them should be given really silly names instead.)

Thanks to the random person who likes this old tweet, because now I’m thinking about Baker-Miller pink again. 🙃