Hi, if you are following me for rock things, please be advised it also comes with fringe politics and an excessive use of the word “fuck.”.

I’d be totally fine with doing this all day, actually.

RT @SalvMattera: Huh, wonder what could be causing that spike in demand for electrolytes?.

RT @idealust: Many don't.

A second guy has appeared.

Upside: a little guy is hanging out with me.

Also my tummy hurts.

Bumming out pretty hard.

RT @ughfinewhatever: ENOUGH

RT @UnrigLA: 🫠

Past me did present me a fucking solid. It’s working just fine.

Was sitting here about to order a replacement when I had a thought that I should check under the sink, and would you believe it? There’s another carafe down here I’ve had hidden away for years. Pretty sure this is gonna work. 🤞.

Broke the carafe while trying to make coffee, so that bodes poorly.

RT @PplsCityCouncil: We’re going on a 12 hour long battle between the people vs federal pigs in Camarillo. Community members are still out….

RT @barneyfarmer: I well recall my jaw-dropping over and over upon reading the chapter of Brothers Karamazov in which Ivan spends six month….

RT @4ui12i124u: did u guys know that if u dont check ur bank account u can pretend nothing is happening hehe follow for more life hack tips.

RT @crackcobain__: A tornado has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn.

Maybe it’s for cases when someone is telling you something you’ve heard a thousand times but which is still irrelevant to the conversation at hand.

I’m gonna start using “Elmo is 3” as some sort of idiom to drop into the middle of conversations, and no one will know what that means (I haven’t actually decided what it means yet), but I will laugh.

Upside: so far, I have not received any death threats.

Getting messages about it from my IRL friends. Goddamnit.