hold tf up

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Introducing Simile. Simulating human behavior is one of the most consequential and technically difficult problems of our time. We raised $100M from Index, Hanabi, A* BCV, @karpathy @drfeifei @adamdangelo @rauchg @scottbelsky among others.

As a Chinese child if your father has this body language you know he’s about to take his belt off and beat you senseless like an plantation owner in the 1700s in T-minus 2 minutes

I 100% agree with what is being said here Not only in software engineering but across the board in all industries

unemployed humans with no tasks no wife no frens watching their ai having more fun than themselves

2026 is the year you become your most Chinese self. Leave everything that isn’t Chinese in 2025

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Every time I come to Dubai I find new reasons to hate it For example I just ran out of a fancy-looking massage centre in Dubai after kicking out a naked curvy thai prostitute and forcing a refund out of the chinese-run brothel while arguing with the indian mama-san

迪拜一日拜见了俩元老🙇🏻‍♀️ @cz_binance @star_okx

never a better time to be a chigganese

monad delayed their TGE five times to launch at the perfect time after everyone's liquiations as they now have no choice but to become a community member in the bull market

chigga domination

my dev deploys high-stakes contracts either on 80mg of meth or 5 glasses of beer it's literally driving me insane

As residents of China, our family starts each day by purifying 2kg of rare earths. The kids refine neodymium, while my wife and I focus on yttrium. We keep the equipment next to the breakfast table as incentive to work quickly. We have no idea why the Americans are scared of us

Allahu akbar I’m a jaguar

The lions are concerned with homelessness

What da fuck did I wake up to

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the secret sauce to win this cycle is 漂亮中国小姐