Charlemagne (Samurai arc)
@0x_charlemagne
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“And what is the worldly life except the enjoyment of delusion” (57:20) {Chronic appliance assaulter} Writer @_VagabondWay + @brainybrawls bestie @chutoro_au
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You ask a man what he realllllllly wants and it's just this in the end tbh. Everything he does is to achieve this.
The woman greeting her husband at the door every evening after work...
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Wtf is going on at these “alpha male” boot camps
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The dog in the back like “yo wtf you cunts doing”
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I don't think you understand waking up everyday at 5am to get onsite by 7 and home by 4 (if you're lucky), having crippling joint pain from lifting shit for 8-10 hrs a day, dealing with the most sub-human scummy industry filled with people constantly trying to fk you
College vs Trade School …
Wife points out the differences between her (Masters degree) and her husband (High School, then Trade School)
It’s worth everyone thinking about and have that discussion with your kids. College is not necessary.
🔊 … 🤨
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@Pancakesbrah
It has to be tbh, these guys are all closet cucks and like being cuckholded by other men
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People have said that to be successful in crypto, you need to hit the books or be some math savant genius to find an edge. In reality, all you need to do is stroke off enough big accounts so that you yourself become big. Once you have achieved that, all you gotta do is buy a
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In all honesty though, you have to be an incredibly pathetic and scum human being to say this about someone publicly who is just doing their job. This guy is truly the lowest tier of human you can find. Sad.
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Prison is hands down one of the most anabolic things that can happen to a man, his entire face structure literally changed lmao. When the body is in a constant state of fight or flight, the physical adaptation that comes from that leads to an extreme change in physiognomy. Study
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The market claims another soul, F's in the chat 🫡🫡🫡
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TRADES MAKE MORE MONEY BRO DONT GET A DEGREE BRO ITS SO EASY BRO
Do these tards realize the average apprenticeship is like 4 years paying less than minimum wage on top of the cost of licensing and tools which negates most wages you earn anyway
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Something I found interesting when studying the Samurai was a lot of them lived like this. They had very meticulous and well orchestrated lives, up until the moment came to fight or die. Unironically, this is how you want to live; you want to control every variable you can,
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Speaking to a dude who is under 25 and bought a house:
>I bought a house, it was tough but I managed it!
>me: really? how'd you do it?
>well my parents...
>MFW
EVERY. FKIN. TIME. lmfao
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sick of these tards JUST DO A TRADE BRO ITS SO EASY BRO who have never held a power tool in their life.
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Why do these larps always conflate "escaping the matrix" with material objects? Did none of these blokes actually watch the movie? lol Schizo rant coming very soon
The last 6 months have been life altering.
I dropped out of college at 19 after seeing how pointless it was with a Laptop and a goal.
Ive not only bought my first 2 cars in Cash.
But Ran up a wallet multiple times with more money than most people will see in their life.
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It's funny because I know a ton of quant/engineering guys who are building sophisticated models and tooling to always be first, always find the newest thing before the market etc, and almost all of them are out performed by an influenza with a cabal of simps. At some point you
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I swear to God when I was a tradie I was legitimately scared to go into work some week because I'd have to tell some drug lord laundering his money through another duplex why I can't do it his way because it's not compliant and I could risk losing my liscence
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@bizlet7
the craziest thing is all these videos always represent outliers, very skilled tradesmen who run their own businesses etc. The average tradesman is a basic laborer and earns nowhere close to what these videos tout. They are outliers and don't represent the majority
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@AvdullahYousef
BRO IT TOOK ME A FKIN YEAR TO FORGOT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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or some boomer retard who doesn't know basic maths why I need to run a cable a certain length and why I can't install fix his modem while I'm doing something else just because I'm already at his place and it would save him money (ofc my time doesn't mean shit)
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@MrOverpaid
Bro why does it look like you shaved ur pubes and glued them to your head. You got all this money but can't afford a good barber and a hair transplant?
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I had the funniest interaction today. A friend of mine who is an engineer wants to start looking into shitcoins and built a bubble map tool that maps shitcoins to shills on Twitter. He quickly noticed that the same group of people were always "finding" the gems first.
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Bro in less than 8 hours they found the dox of derivatives ape it's crazy. Idk if the money was worth it bruv. Now you gotta live your whole life looking over your shoulder. That is a fate worse than death.
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Bro the Bored Ape Guy's girl passed away in an accident...damn that meme not gonna hit the same anymore.
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I have no idea why kids are looking down on trades.
Crippling joint pain, chronic alcoholism, fights, dog shit hours, race to the bottom industry, cost of maintaining tools and licenses (pray to God they don't get stolen) Opioid abuse from chronic pain, contract abuse
I have no idea why kids are looking down on trades.
If you are a plumber or electrician, you will always be busy and have no college debt.
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The first 450 people who comment their eth address, follow and RT this post will be eligible for the $CHARLE airdrop.
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LMAOOO GUYS THE
@BananaMiner_
dev is being held captive and forced to deploy this ponzi. He left an SOS in the code. SOMEONE HELP HIM
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SAY IT WITH ME
@inversebrah
SMOL👏TING 👏ISA👏FROK
SMOL👏TING 👏ISA👏FROK
SMOL👏TING 👏ISA👏FROK
SMOL👏TING 👏ISA👏FROK
SMOL👏TING 👏ISA👏FROK
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I showed my dad this video to get his thoughts on it and he said if I ever show him this homosexual shit again he is gonna beat me with his belt like he did in the old days
Wtf is going on at these “alpha male” boot camps
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If you're a man this is the greatest blackpill you will ever see tbh. In this world, the only person you have is yourself.
🇪🇺🇺🇦‼️🚨 Ukranian mourning of a fallen soldier in 25 seconds.
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E-hoe streamers are now using green screens on their ass to project playing fortnight. This next generations brains are going to be absolutely FRIED, long all depression/ADHD med companies tbh.
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I vividly remember a conversation I had with a boomer co-worker a long time ago in my construction days. My mate and I were discussing how our landlord just raised our respective rents, and the boomer co-worker chimes in how if we wanted to save money to buy a house, we should
David Ramsey has said to stop spending $4 on a latte every morning.
“You’ll spend $63 in a month. You’ll spend $766.50 in a year. You’ll spend $22,995 over the course of 30 years,” he writes.
Do you agree?
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@0xAnav
This pic is when he was skinny. Look at the difference in facial structure. Top pic looks like a killer, someone who has seen some shit. Bottom pic, soft handed cuck. He definitely had a physical change.
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What made GCR compelling was the fact his wisdom came rarely, basically every time he tweeted he tweeted a banger. These new GCR larps aren't even good at copying his shtick because they just puke out what the echo chamber is amplifying in what they think sounds esoteric.
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@0xZuwu
@AlgodTrading
No lol, it's 70 dollars in stolen goods and 30 in cash. The amount never changes from the original 100, the thief just swaps 70 in cash for 70 in goods.
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This dude making millions sniping Solana shitcoins then walking out of the space is probably the best exit I have seen for someone. This space is toxic af, and you should not spend any more time in it than you need to. One day when you wake up and find me deactivated just know I
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Hey
@blknoiz06
, if you think me pointing out how stupid your takes are is equivalent to me calling you a grifter, that says more about you than me, kek. Since you lack critical thinking skills, let me explain why your stupidity hurts people.
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I dead ass think Derivatives Ape might be the first legit psychopath we have witnessed in CT. Dude posting 7 fig PnL while rugging normies apeing into his chain. What's even the point lmao? How much money is enough?
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I love how he larps about the strugglers when it’s clear his whole life has been a cake walk. Some people choose to live difficult lives to stay on the straight path, he sold his soul to scam normies and feed his gambling addiction. Nothing but a degenerate sell out.
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LMAOOOOO guys it seems like the
@MangoFarmSOL
dev is the same dev from the
@bananaMiner_
ponzi and has been forced to deploy another scam.
LMAOOO GUYS THE
@BananaMiner_
dev is being held captive and forced to deploy this ponzi. He left an SOS in the code. SOMEONE HELP HIM
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"The name of the metal is LK-99. It is a cutting edge ambient pressure room temperature super conductor. It has both huge military and civilian applications. And that's not even the best part, John, you can make it in your oven at home."
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Your life basically should be boring as fk up until a single moment. The flame that burns hottest dies first. That culmination of decades of work comes together in a single moment, leaving this earth with a beautiful death.
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Interesting theory, anyone know why he shilled
@BananaMiner_
a literal ponzi? What about that other Mango ponzi which used his likeness lmfao.
Listen, it's clear when you study this space long enough. The only capital that means anything is social capital. Build enough clout,
I've actually lived the cycle
@blknoiz06
is living right now (smaller scale, different cycle) so I can shed some light on this.
First off, you earn the state this tweet is talking about through good calls and rep building over time, its not something you weasel into.
Second,
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This is the most dumbass thing I have seen on-chain for a long time. This dude (demelain.eth) naked clips 600k into $AIUS a day ago, and then just nukes the whole stack for a -65% loss in 1 transaction. What is this mental illness LMFAO
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The average cycle of a grifter
>wow would be so cool if someone made a <insert generic meme> coin
>deploys coin
>buys 10% of the supply from multiple wallets
>oh look! I have found a coin exact same coin I spoke about 10 minutes ago! must be a
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Just an FYI for all new shitcoiners this bull market, make sure you are using
@DefiLlama
's swap feature.
@0xngmi
did a good job here, it has no fees (and allows you to avoid any FE fees) and also finds the best route. Have it pinned (if apeing manually). 10/10
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After gh0st, never apeing a shitcoin on Solana again.
Why?
1. Influenzas on this chain are the worst, they hop from one shitcoin to another like a bitch in heat
2. Narratives don't matter on this chain. First spl22? Competitor to a large software cartel? Who cares lets ape
bought dither yesterday at $25m it is now $8m follow me for more lessons on achieving financial freedom
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@notfrydoteth
It's not by accident lol. There are probably a small group of people getting insanely rich off his tweets lol.
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Lmao you literally cannot make this up, the guy has to be the biggest narcissistic hypocrite in all of CT
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Crypto is probably the industry closest to being a straight criminal outside of being a criminal. There is a great saying, "if you sleep with dogs, don't be surprised when you wake with flees."
How many people on here made millions but stuck around and proceeded to be doxxed,
This dude making millions sniping Solana shitcoins then walking out of the space is probably the best exit I have seen for someone. This space is toxic af, and you should not spend any more time in it than you need to. One day when you wake up and find me deactivated just know I
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I AM A MAN! I AM A WARRIOR! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
More alpha male cringe
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Ngl I applaud Racer. One of the best soft rugs I've ever seen. He will walk away with 8 figs and in a year people will forget this existed
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Are Pyth oracles down on Solana? LMAO "chainlink on steroids" my ass
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Now that it's confirmed
@SBF_FTX
is rip, I thought I had to finish my meme, with some more friends joining him.🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 (p.s follow
@dexscraper
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I've been in enough brawls with crackheads as a bouncer to know when I see a "crackhead Achilles." It was the nickname my boss gave to some dudes who looked pudgy but the second they snorted a line they would go toe to toe with Mike Tyson himself. That thousand-yard stare, that
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@brian_armstrong
Pour one out for the boys
Now that it's confirmed
@SBF_FTX
is rip, I thought I had to finish my meme, with some more friends joining him.🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 (p.s follow
@dexscraper
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After contemplating for a while, I will share the alpha from my 90-year-old grandpa. I was lamenting to my grandpa how we live in such a degenerate society and how society keeps falling to new lows. Then he dropped his wisdom. (LONG THREAD)
My God I was just fed the greatest blackpill by my grandpa jfc gonna write a thread I need to share this wisdom. It was in Arabic so will try my best to roughly translate what he said accurately.
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These "alpha males" paying another "alpha male" 8k so he can scream and whine at them and call them b*tches lol. Crazy stuff.
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I love when OF girls post their opinions. You sell pictures of your holes for less than the cost of a happy meal per month, and you expect anyone to ever take you seriously? Kek
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This is a funny experience I've had multiple times now with people I introduce to crypto. The only edge in this space is being closest to the influenza shills, nothing else.
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Anyone who doesn't accept this take is coping. There is absolutely no fkin way this wasn't a massive insider job lmfao. 3 day Binance listing, massive LP on launch, huge amounts of people shilling. Gj to the people that caught it. I expect many more of these to pop up tbh.
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The market claims another soul, F's in the chat 🫡🫡🫡
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Not even simping but this is the best account on CT deadass everytime he posts I laugh my ass off
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There is still time to delete this lmfao. Legit doing quarter reps with the fkin pad on using the smith machine. Come on lad kek.
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Never understood the concept of a "jobless loser." Being able to survive without needing to work is nature's literal definition of success. NPC login I guess.
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GHOST is the first SPL22 and is much more than just another meme coin. GHOST's mission is to decentralize the Solana NFT ecosystem through Token Extension Metadata and open-source tooling.
GHOST GHOST GHOST GHOST GHOST GHOST
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I got exposed today. Was sitting with my girl and I got a cameo notif. She's a bit of a closeted normie so she thought it was an OF ripoff. So I had to show her my account, explain to her what
@inversebrah
was, and explain why I spent 100 dollars to have a grown man scream FROK
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This is the best piece of advice I've ever got so I will share it here. YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TRAJECTORY can be defined by a few key moments. One or two MAX three.
When you think about your life like this, you understand that taking risks is the only way to succeed. When you decide
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I don’t understand the physics of this build. How is she so too heavy yet not tipping over/buckling. Need to whip out the old physics text books and do a structural analysis on this one
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Honestly,
@ercwl
taking on BTC maxis, ETH maxi's, and HEX brainlets all at once and not even flinching. Sigma male grind set.
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FYI you should revoke all access to
@TeamUnibot
/
@UnibotOnSolana
they basically just admitted 50% of the team is rogue and they very well could rug whatever assets you have. Revoke access now and move funds to fresh wallets.
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Guy who can't code, is dog crap at trading and knows nothing about the shitcoins on a fundamental or technical level "advising" a project. His contribution? A shill tweet to his tens of thousands of followers. At this point, there is really nothing else I can say.
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This is what an on-chain sigma male looks like
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@wistyic
Yea most people just hating lol, the "haters" are the ones who didn't forget about Luna and DFK from last cycle, every new cycle brings a fresh cohort to dump on.
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I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself LMFAO
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@_Skatepunkzz_
@Gainzy
Yes I’m butt hurt a 37 year old scammer blocked me. If you weren’t so far up his ass you’d realize it’s calling having “empathy” for someone being shat on minding their own business. Filth attracts filth though.
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Latest capo cope just dropped, cunt wrote a fkin essay
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Someone just sent me this abomination lmfao
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A lot of people need to accept that they are never going to win at life. This is simply a rule of nature; there are literally not enough resources on earth to allow all of us to win.
Most people are victims of circumstance, so it isn't really their fault. The difference in your
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>he isn't selling into pumps, why would he throw away his social capital!
Bro shilled a ponzi to half a million followers, you think he give a fk about dumping on their heads? LMFAO
I don't really care for this drama, but some people in this space have serious levels of
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The homeless guy who has been camping in the ally behind my house told me today he found a job and is getting an apartment. Ngl I shed a tear for that cunt, truly happy for him. Just remember, no matter how bad your life is, it could always be worse.
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