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I alchemically transmute love into EVM opcodes 💫 @paxoslabs Smart Contract Engineer of the month

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2023
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@0x_carson
Carson
10 months
"Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true." - Honoré de Balzac
@0x_carson
Carson
10 months
How to get your Hypio on a DS Lite Cost: ~$80 Value: Priceless. 👇
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@0x_carson
Carson
12 hours
People with no LHYPE YTs or stLOOP are in shambles rn
@Looped_HYPE
loopedHYPE
14 days
Valantis Points are live — and LHYPE holders are positioned perfectly. LHYPE has been the #1 stHYPE holder since day one, currently managing ~20% of the total supply through its yield strategy. As a result, every LHYPE holder now earns Valantis Points automatically via their
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@0x_carson
Carson
15 hours
Christmas Eve 2020 I was in a Telegram room with a guy who claimed to be Carlos Matos. He was talking about how he was no longer too interested in crypto and that he had discovered the secret to immortality. We didn't believe him, so he sent a selfie with our tg names written
@DrewBleam
DrewBleam
2 days
@therealricoy @grok what's Carlos Matos from Bitconnect up to these days?
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@0x_carson
Carson
2 days
Hyperliquid has XMR perps now? Based. If only they had XMR spot
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@0x_carson
Carson
2 days
>sent article about new power source that just needs water. "Water powered car" ect. >ask if it is novel power source or electrolysis >he doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is novel power generation and what is electrolysis >he laughs and says "it's
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@0x_carson
Carson
2 days
This is true while this technology is new but the quirk about inexpensive military tech is that its often countered by equally inexpensive things. Ex. Underwater nets around port entrances
@michaeljmcnair
Michael McNair
2 days
If small underwater drones can infiltrate and destroy a $500M submarine inside a defended naval base, with patrols, sensors, and barriers, then trying to clear an open shipping lane that is hundreds of miles long is basically impossible. You can run escorted corridors and do
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@0x_carson
Carson
3 days
Crypto is the easiest industry to succeed in because there's so little competition. If you genuinely want to solve a problem using a technology to do so, you have like. Zero competition. There's so many grifters and gamblers that literally all you have to do is want to do
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@0x_carson
Carson
4 days
Spiritual issue
@ThinkingUSD
Flood
4 days
I’ve never had fun at a nightclub
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@0x_carson
Carson
4 days
Accounts like that cow one (you know who) are part of a coordinated psyop to make people think Hyperliquid people are assholes and lighter haters that refuse to think critically and just hate while treating Jeff as a god
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@0x_carson
Carson
5 days
If you vote for me, Everyone will be a millionaire. And you won't need to pay capital gains tax. Good deal or no?
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@0x_carson
Carson
6 days
0 tokens to the community since TGE. 39% going to the community my ass lol. how long do we have to wait to get just a single token of HYPE? 2030? what a bad joke HL has become. i left weeks ago, and i suggest every trader that still has a semblance of pride left, does as well.
@Sandwichin13
Sandwichin'
6 days
@Colasama 0 tokens to the community since TGE. 39% going to the community my ass lol. how long do we have to wait to get just a single token of HYPE? 2030? what a bad joke HL has become. i left weeks ago, and i suggest every trader that still has a semblance of pride left, does as
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@0x_carson
Carson
6 days
Desktop: A kind and gentle computer soul. Knows only to work and serve Laptop: A good soul, treats you with respect Phone: A powerful and self serving soul, sometimes malevolent iPad: A truly wicked soul. Evil beyond a shadow of a doubt
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@0x_carson
Carson
7 days
The name of the token is a javascript Monero mining script that loads in your browser whenever you view it on a frontend
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@0x_carson
Carson
7 days
Hey guys here's my token: $FUCKYOU It has 3 decimals. It also returns false when transfers or approvals fail instead of reverting. It actually does the approval and transfer too, it just makes sure YOU have to revert it. Oh also it's a rebasing token. And it also needs
@0xKaden
kaden.eth
7 days
if you're deploying an erc20 token, pls for the love of god just give it 18 decimals
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@0x_carson
Carson
7 days
I hate how "first principals" now just means "in a fantasy land" How about the uh. Largest. Most first of principals when it comes to data center construction? Cost. Oh but first principals doesn't mean boring stuff. It means whatever i want to think about sounds cool
@patrick_oshag
Patrick OShaughnessy
9 days
"The most important thing in the next 3-4 years is data centers in space. In every way, data centers in space, from a first principles perspective, are superior to data centers on earth. In space, you can keep a satellite in the sun 24 hours a day. The sun is 30% more intense,
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@0x_carson
Carson
8 days
Here's another one. Can anyone tell me which is more gas efficient and why?
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@0x_carson
Carson
9 days
Solidity Pop-Quiz for my followers True or False? This contract cannot, under any circumstances receive ether. Assume "selfdestruct" does not exist.
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@0x_carson
Carson
9 days
Yeah we have a bug bounty. The user funds
@0x3b33
Pyro
9 days
Smart contract developers be like
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@0x_carson
Carson
9 days
$HYPE performs worse than BTC for the first time in ever and the entire timeline looks like this
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@0x_carson
Carson
10 days
Introduced my CTO to Factorio and said it could be a "team building exercise for engineers" It was labeled an existential threat to our company within 4 hours
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@0x_carson
Carson
14 days
Lambo Ledger is actually brilliant opsec. Put 10% of your portfolio (riskiest investments) into the lambo ledger. Stuff it in a random place in home. Store real funds on a paper wallet engraved into 4 different steel tablets hidden in your walls.
@zachxbt
ZachXBT
14 days
@Ledger @Lamborghini Who signed off on a flashy limited edition hardware wallet as a good idea after the number of targeted home invasion / robbery cases continues to become more frequent? Just give the community Ledger black out edition that’s discreet with zero logo so it blends in with other
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