David Grant
@zub
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Internet user for 10,000 years. Computer programmer. Climber. Term-ventor of term term-ventor.
Seattle
Joined January 2007
RT @rajat_suresh: Wow. Definitely going to be difficult for trump to rebound from racism. I see this as the ULTIMATE nail in the coffin for….
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the record store guy was medium-interested in my story about the Dylan Carlson/Kurt Cobain connection, but very interested in my story about seeing Dylan Carlson buying lots of cheese at Trader Joes.
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- basement chase terror with giant ants and locked doors.- questioning authenticity of Patagonia tee shirt in London shoppe. 2/2.
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twas a pleasant dream night:.- pursued by authorities for murder.- woken up (2x) with a vivid dream where my dad, who is no longer alive, pulled up to my house in his work truck from my teen years. (1/2).
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I threw out some super-expired arugula earlier this evening and assumed that’s what was giving the kitchen a funky smell but I just realized it was an unlit burner left on low for… four hours 😱.
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i canceled my nytimes like a year ago and they send me this every month
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notable achievement: memorized the code for doughnut at the grocery store self-checkout.
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6-year-old: "Mom and Dad, we should visit Stonehenge.". Parents: "Wow, yeah, that would be incredible! I’d love t—". 6-year-old: "or Great Wolf Lodge.".
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