You too can be a millionaire, but the first step is securing an office in the back corner of The Jubba.

This business is so successful that its owner was able to buy a Porsche with cash.

You start with backyard football as a child and you return to backyard football in the biggest moments when it matters most.

Oh so David had a gun

Learn how to use miles and pounds. This is your final warning.

Are you still a believer in international law? Cause at 35 it's marginal, right?

I’m going to steal the President of Venezuela.

I love this reaction to Maduro being captured.

“Experts had warned that Venezuela's layered air-defence network could complicate US air operations” Lockheed Martin:

- "A quienes dicen que a Estados Unidos solamente le interesa el petróleo, a esas personas les pregunto: ¿Qué creen que querían los rusos y los chinos? ¿La receta de las arepas?" JJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJAJJ, se pasó.

I still can’t believe we left Iraq without the oil.

bok choy is a hard ass name for a vegetable

There’s a reason why Xi doesn’t go across the street and steal Taiwan’s President.

right in front of the chinese delegation in venezuela. donnie from queens, you absolute mad man.

Russia signed a treaty to defend Venezuela just two months ago but its crickets this morning from the Kremlin. Utter humiliation and evidence of just how weak it is globally.

In 1976, doctors in Los Angeles went on strike, and the mortality rate dropped 18%.

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” — Plato, The Republic

The president offered multiple off ramps, but was very clear throughout this process: the drug trafficking must stop, and the stolen oil must be returned to the United States. Maduro is the newest person to find out that President Trump means what he says. Kudos to our brave

If SEALs ran this op they would’ve lost 30 dudes failed to get Maduro and then made 5 mark wahlberg movies about it plus 6-7 podcasts (sponsored by black rifle coffee company) Delta, however, are elite.

Trump should kidnap random third world leaders like once a month to keep everyone on their toes.