the boy w/ the perpetual nervousness
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Just heard the phrase "Jack of all trades, master of none" actually goes on "often times better than master of one" and I just want to say fuck you to everyone ever for using that to mean the exact opposite of what it means.
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Imma try to start living life like Brandon Phillips played second base Smooth as fuck
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Twisters promo/marketing going extra hard
STRONGEST #TORNADO IN HISTORY? 300+ mph wind confirmed in Greenfield, Iowa tornado. Check out this new drone footage from this prior to this measurement! WATCH: https://t.co/hIgQ4RVSws
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The Community Movie
What is the first film you think of when you see KEITH DAVID?
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While I appreciate that they gave us something spooky, I was a little more interested in the parts Tracy was singing
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Pickup bball group chat: anytime you say you gonna play but don't show, you owe a buck Me, not responding one way or another and showing up when I feel like it:
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The ref calling this travel:
Ref saw TJ McConnell with a gather step into a lay and said “nah bruh, not you” and called the travel 🤦🏾♂️
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Just spent a good 20 minutes planning out an essay explaining why I would or would not sit at each of these tables with a full schedule of where I would end up sitting based on lunch menu(?) each day Googled local school lunch schedules I am a broken person
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She is 34 years old and been on twitter since ‘08 - that’s how you had to do shit in the old days
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Just b/c a ball hits a players foot doesn’t automatically make it a kick ball violation
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Watching home alone with the kids and I’ve gotta be honest, I think Kevin did all that stuff just for the zip line at the end
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*Queue up the goose meme* Who’s causing the suffering of civilians in Gaza??
Our national security depends on both supporting Israel to combat terrorism, and alleviating the suffering of civilians in Gaza. That's why I requested a security package from Congress that allows us to honor both humanitarian and defense aid. Durable peace depends on it.
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It’s been a while and I’m finally ready to just come out and say it, . . . . . Tim meadow’s ‘I’m barney’ is the best itysl sketch, not just of S3 but of the entire series
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