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PCA TE’s wife, world’s youngest boomer, occasional WORLD contributor. Proudly old school & in the way. 1/2 of @thepresbygirls . Aspiring matriarch.
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3.24.23
God gives unfathomably good gifts to his children.
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BREAKING: Ukraine has surrendered and has built a giant wooden adidas tracksuit as a peace offering
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My church has the best worship team ever - idk if you’ve heard of them, they’re called ‘the congregation’
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The ‘homeschooling is only possible for rich people’ take is pretty interesting (read: terrible) given i and my three siblings have been homeschooled on my parents’ missionary salary almost our entire lives
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Feeling so embarrassed right now - I really should have purchased a house during the 2008 market crash. Instead I was in second grade, like a moron
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Daily whitepill: Berenstain Bears are Presbyterians CONFIRMED
I was looking for this picture for some reason and tripped on this incredible book review.
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You definitely have 2 minutes and 45 seconds to spare to watch this.
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🚨Exciting news for the Millers! Recently, the Pacific Northwest Presbytery approved Seth as the church planter for Immanuel Presbyterian Church, their newest mission church in Post Falls, ID. Our first Lord’s Day worship service(s) will be held on Nov. 12th.
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I think it's ok to desire that Christian ethics are normative for society while maintaining the integrity of the church as a separate and purely ecclesial body
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"And then I told them that abortion was a product of lost trust in the religious community"
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*Listening to Things Unseen*
Sinclair Ferguson: “you’ve probably noticed that…” and he proceeds to list off a keen observation of Scripture I’ve never before thought of in my entire life
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Me: J Gresham Machen you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your style too crisp. they’ll kill you
J Gresham Machen:
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I respect Carl Trueman more and more every year for staying off this site
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there’s a dating app for presbyterians, it’s called auditing seminary classes
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*youth pastor voice* you know, in Christ, we're all rich men north of Richmond
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WITHOUT googling, name a famous historical battle.
#pcaga
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historical battle.
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As we turn the corner into
#pcaga
, I fondly remember GA last year, where I met my now husband for the first time in person. So it’s about time that I introduce you to…
The Millers, est. 3.24.23
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And so it begins! We had a wonderful first Lord’s Day with the saints at Immanuel Presbyterian Church - the Lord provided for our every need and then some. May we always hold fast to the firm foundation of Jesus Christ and his most excellent Word.
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husband & I, at Walmart: “one box of lights is enough right? it’s not like our tree is that big”
the lights:
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In PCA church, they make you sprinkle your babies. If you don’t, they force feed you haggis and Conecuh sausage until you learn to smoke up good barbecue, collect bourbons, and choose one 19th century Presbyterian to be a little weird about for the rest of your natural life
In Anglican church, they make you worship the royal family. If you don't, they beat you with cricket bats and pour hot tea down your throat until you sing God Save the King and sacrifice your firstborn in front of an icon of Elizabeth II
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Few people know this, but that tiny pocket on your jeans is for the Westminster shorter catechism.
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your neural response to a G to C chord transition is not the same thing as the Holy Spirit flowing through you
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the cdc now recommends that the chief end of man is to glorify God and enjoy him forever
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no agenda just hopping on this site to say that I love the PCA and God is good for determining that I should be in it
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We’ve got a lot of ‘city ministry’ resources. Where is the evangelical leadership’s interest in ‘trailer park ministry’? The people demand to know.
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biblical headship does not necessitate: females = personality of a Tupperware container
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Happy 50th birthday to the denomination I was almost born in, grew up in, was a missionary kid in, got married in, and now serve in as a congregant and pastor’s wife. May we continually lay hold of our rich heritage with doctrinal fidelity, humility, and true piety.
#PCAGA
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this is probably my most feminine opinion, but can reformed twitter all just chill out and be nice to each other for like 2 seconds?
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You need to be averagemaxxing anon. You need to be content and normalpilled. You need to keep a healthy distance from tying your emotional wellbeing to this website
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if I’m not supposed to drink WD-40, why does it come with a straw?
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TOP 4 most popular
#PCA
baby names you should consider:
1. Fred
2. Bob
3. More than semantic but not out of accord
4. Calvin
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Thesis: if your church needs its own HR department it’s too big
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I just zoomed into the eclipse super close and you’ll never guess what I saw
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few know this, but that tiny pocket on your jeans is actually for a little picture of Machen
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For those of you who have been following along with our new church plant, Immanuel PCA, we now have our sermons available on our website! I happen to think they’re fabulous, but I do have a bit of a crush on the preacher.
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nothing gets NAPARC twitter together like the mutual distrust of the federal vision
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I officially want Twitter threads banned. Easily the worst thing to read on this site. Totally destroys the brevity we were once famous for. We’ve devolved into the new, worse blogosphere. If you’ve got that much to say, just write a blog post and link it. I explain below: 🧵⬇️
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my hot take on the current Facebook situation is that they launched a self-aware AI that took 2.5 seconds to look through the entirety of Facebook and then committed suicide
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don’t look at that horrendous movie trailer. you know which one. look at this steak my husband made and tell me it isn’t the best thing you’ve ever seen
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Like every good Calvinist church secretary organizing the bulletin, I like my text blocks justified.
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little known fact about strict subscriptionists: we actually do not worship icons of Machen, we only venerate them
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Hey there. I noticed your slow but steady journey into confessional Presbyterianism from across the timeline, and I really dig your vibe.
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i love how we’re at a point in church history where ‘fearmongering’ = pointing to things that actually occur
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When reformed Twitter has a bad day, like today (and many others), it makes me think we should all delete our accounts and go back to arguing in the comments of bad WordPress blogs, like civilized people.
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When he asks you when the last time you changed your oil was but your car clearly runs on gas 🙄
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you’ve heard of halloween, now get ready for falloween jesus
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good evening friends, fans & haters: it’s my absolute pleasure to announce that I have been allowed a platform and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem. Presbygirls
#1
has arrived.
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if you can’t carry three folding chairs under each arm at church you’re ngmi
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we’ve all talked about pronouns in bio, but have we talked about divinity school in bio?
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she was, as the kids say, so real for this
Compare this timid Filipina laywoman urging the Methodists not to redefine marriage with the smooth, manipulative talk of the Southern clergyman who says "it's time" to make it a free-for-all.
2 Corinthians 4:2, illustrated
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ah, yes, because criticizing Federal Vision is equivalent to buying into all the tenets of postmodern progressivism
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TOMORROW: I will be live tweeting the stated meeting of Rocky Mountain Presbytery - the notable parts, at least.
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so I accidentally discovered i am a lyrical genius, please respect my privacy at this time
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*gets shared by relatively well known ecumenical figure*
*forgets to put up the show logo*
“Let me say it loud and clear. Get back in the closet… We look at our sin through the crosshairs of an instrument of execution, not a selfie at the Revoice conference.”
-Rosaria Butterfield
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Are you a Presbyterian zoomer girl feeling out of place on the internet? I was, so I tried Presbycast. Now I spend most of my time online in the company of sage confessional wisdom. Ask your doctor today if Presbycast is right for you. (Machen tee not included.)
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"Of course, if the Princeton Seminary staff didn’t believe in the resurrection of Christ, they'd tell us, wouldn't they? After all, they’re obligated to honor doctrinal standards. It's their job.
That's where it gets interesting. Our producers reached out to Charles Erdman..."
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please do not confuse your graduate degree in poli sci and 25,000 twitter followers with the sound advice of my church session
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What I lack in strength and skill, I also lack in speed and cunning
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@zoeschimke
@realDaveCias
@arthur_rankin
@JoshuaMRieger
@stephenspin
@fredgreco
Both of them have the BCO memorized
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Well, folks, it’s happening. My twelve year old sister is praying before bedtime: ‘please let Zoe and Seth have a happy marriage’ and I’ve been handed many beers today. For all of you who’d like to see us get hitched LIVE 4pm CT/5pm ET, here’s the link.
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