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Zephyr Melton

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game-improvement editor @golf_com

Texas ➡️ New York
Joined June 2011
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@zephyrmelton
Zephyr Melton
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Great now my favorite shirt is worthless
@livgolf_league
LIV Golf
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Thank you, @BKoepka
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texas a&m university has never won a playoff game (or anything else of significance in our lifetime)
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lol @ A&M
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the university of oklahoma has never won a playoff game
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@zephyrmelton
Zephyr Melton
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2025 golf wrapped (so far) # of rounds: 39 High: 85 Low: 75 Average: 78.9 Handicap: 4.4 --> 4.3 (high of 4.9) Most played: Marine Park Favorite played: Merion
@UESgolf
Upper East Side Golf
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2025 golf wrapped (so far) # of rounds: 83 High: 107 Low: 78 Average: 86.7 Handicap: 19.6 -> 7.6 (6.6 low) Most played: Pelham Bay Golf Course Favorite played: Pasatiempo
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This is so fucking lame
@espn
ESPN
16 days
Breaking: Notre Dame is withdrawing its name from consideration for a bowl game and will not play again this season. The decision comes after the Fighting Irish did not make the 12-team CFP.
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Zephyr Melton
25 days
Counter argument: Fuck em🤘🏼
@AriWasserman
Ari Wasserman
25 days
Tough loss for Texas A&M. Was a truly awesome season for the Aggies and hate to end on that note heading into the CFP.
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Zephyr Melton
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To hell with Texas playoff propaganda, I’m just glad this reinforces who really runs this state🤘🏼🤫
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Zephyr Melton
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lol @ A&M😂😂😂😂
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Zephyr Melton
27 days
Apparently he did post a 78 — which is nothing to scoff at considering he started as a 15 handicap! — but for all those who thought it was possible this is a great reminder that getting good at golf is really really hard
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@zephyrmelton
Zephyr Melton
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Checked in on the result of this guy's quest and he (unsurprisingly) didn't shoot even par within 90 days
@zephyrmelton
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5 months
Absolutely the fuck not
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Elite golf bench
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Zephyr Melton
1 month
After all the talk of the eyeballs this sponsor's invite would bring to the tournament, the LPGA gives Kai Trump a late Thursday tee time with a majority of her round falling outside the TV window🤷‍♂️
@LPGA
LPGA
1 month
Sponsor invited Kai Trump is heading out for her first round at @theANNIKAlpga 👊
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@PabloTorre
Pablo Torre 👀
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It's fascinating. I think I may stick around for awhile
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Zephyr Melton
2 months
I lived, bitch
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Zephyr Melton
2 months
Dusting off ole reliable
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Zephyr Melton
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Dusting off ole reliable
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Zephyr Melton
2 months
Just trying to enjoy this Horns dub and I’m catching stray from the Black Knight
@garyplayer
GARY PLAYER
2 months
Have you been working on your core, Zephyr? GP
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@zephyrmelton
Zephyr Melton
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CFB media when Arch Manning gets over-hyped
@nytimes
The New York Times
3 months
From @TheAthletic: Many people are having a bad year in college football, but Arch Manning is having one of the worst. The quarterback has gone from preseason Heisman Trophy favorite and projected No. 1 NFL Draft pick to a man synonymous with failure. https://t.co/faDb4krVzT
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Zephyr Melton
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“Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.” —Mike Tyson
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Zephyr Melton
3 months
For all the anons (cowards) crying free speech: have you ever read the first amendment? Do you understand how it is applied? My guess is no.
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