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systems engineer @cloudflare he/him
portland, me
Joined September 2019
My whole life has come full circle from making bukkit plugins to making the infrastructure bukkit plugins (transitively) depend on.
PlayerDB and Crafthead push nearly 1 billion requests through @CloudflareDev Cloudflare Workers to power many popular mods, plugins and websites!. Check out their usage and how Cloudflare is helping keep these APIs free by sponsoring these projects!.
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Me uninstalling Arc as a certified Atlassian hater
Today, The Browser Company of New York is entering into an agreement to be acquired by Atlassian for $610M in an all-cash transaction. We will operate independently, with Dia as our focus. Our objective is to bring Dia to the masses. đź”— More details from our team below
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Deno now has a guide for deploying your Fresh apps on Cloudflare, extremely cool to see! The Deno team has always been full of cool ideas, amazing that they're putting in the effort to ensure that their framework can run on multiple runtimes.
fresh.deno.dev
Deploy Fresh on Cloudflare Workers
Fresh 2 has graduated to beta releases - essentially release candidates before a stable release. Fresh can now act as a Vite plugin, opening the door to HMR, faster boot times, and Cloudflare deployments.
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RT @mwylde: Coming from my own startup @ArroyoSystems into Cloudflare it’s been amazing how true this is. Cloudflare is the extremely rare….
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Me: Hey siri, does Walgreens sell string?. Siri: Walgreens does sell string, they stock dental floss, LED string lights, and cotton candy. Apple “intelligence”.
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My very first time using spectrum, they MITM every site (to put you in the modem activation flow) but it gives a blank “internal server error” page because of an outage. Not very bullish on spectrum….
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it’s the best and worst thing ever when your coworker tells you a crazy cool idea and you’re not the engineer that would be the one to make it a reality.
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The thing I “love” about is that since there’s no null safety no one remembers what are the conditions where a pointer is null. Just found a comment explaining why this pointer is never nil and I thought “this person wasted hours ensuring this is the case”. I wrote the comment.
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crazy that writing mods for Minecraft when I was twelve spiraled into working at a tech company where this is the view
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Go is such a horrible language, I am disgusted by the fact people willingly choose it to build systems.
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Still many many many more pages to improve, but the UI of the Cloudflare dashboard has gotten so much better this past year.
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RT @CFchangelog: 🚀 Workers KV just got a major speed boost! ⚡️ Our hybrid storage provider rollout is complete, slashing read latencies by….
developers.cloudflare.com
Workers KV adds new storage providers on Cloudflare's infrastructure, delivering significant latency improvements with p95 latency reduced by 67% and p99 by 29%.
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How many more of these do we have to go through before systems default to implementing image decoders in memory safe languages. Even if we have to take a 10% performance but, surely one CPU generation is worth not having to worry about this shit.
Update all iPhone/Mac and *never*, keep anything that needs to be cryptographically secure on it. CVE-2025-43300: Any image you open, if malicious it allows external actors to run arbitrary code, escalate privileges, steal info, install spyware etc. greetings, apple appreciators
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folks using Zed, is it possible to get a right-aligned terminal? I have an ultra-wide monitor so I usually keep my terminal always open on the right, but I don't see a way to get a right-aligned terminal :(.
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RT @yagiznizipli: Another good news! You can start using/migrating your Koa applications to @cloudflare workers
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