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Writer of #TheVoices // Logophile // Reader // Booktaster// NICKLAUS MIKEALSON's baby reindeer 🧛
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✨24/24/24✨
24 on 24th March 2024🥳
(I just realized that this is the only time I get these numbers to align)
happy 24th✨🥳❤️
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2022 January. I was dumped for being 'too mentally unstable' 2 weeks later his mom called me and offered to help me because she has a friend at butabika.
which year almost broke you because of a relationship?
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But jokes aside, why would you dump someone who is doing exams,😭😭😭 that's wicked shege😂😂😂
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Because you can see gas?
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This baby friend poet of mine was at SMACK and he scored 12 in UCE and his parents are so disappointed. He called me to say that they're punishing him by taking him to Namilyango. He said "kids are going to beef me for nothing" bambi😂😂
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Who has that tweet of "a heartbreak will have you eat stand up and take your plate to the sink and wash it in a restaurant?" 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 I think it's my turn to use it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Okay I'm going to go off topic for a bit. Ladies don't you just love an outfit that fits perfectly without a bra? It's so comfortable! Like this dresssssss🤌
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Okay guys, I need a legal person to go with me and we check the CCTV of shell bugolobi supermarket we'd surely see exactly what happened in that supermarket. That's all we need to take down this predator
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Ofcourse not! It's not like I interviewed him on the Guardian Health Pharmacies. I don't even know Tony, I'm just a clown who assumes tightness on that man. I'm sorry🥹
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My suicide note.
I will not start off with the word "Dear",
That's far from what life has been to me.
If I do die, it'll be a Friday,
Besides it being the day I was born it's also one of the most celebrated days
In a way, I'd be celebrating myself for living,
Holding onto this
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The rain is proving bad for business but luckily I have some new product sprouting.
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Why tho
People Born in 2000-2005.
Let’s see your pictures or videos
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The fact that this channel had the best movies but every after 2 minutes
"Did you know that rhinos make up the largest population in East after" tuludutuluduludu
Spotify thinks we can’t handle ads on the free plan but we grew up watching this:
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This.
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"Your brain needs per diem of it's own since it's never with you"🥲😲👐
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A break from this heat
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I turned a very serious age so from now on I'm a professional, no more playing playing on tl because my employer might think I'm un serious.
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Taken from my favorite moment this year.
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Someone lost their dad in my class and they sent a message of contribution right? Why does the message end with
"Today it's me tomorrow it's you"
I mean I know but😂 why are you threatening me with this information
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Guys, who's not busy and we go to the supermarket, I need to check the items purchased Friday night and we see around that hour whether or not wipes were bought. I worked at a supermarket that shit stays in the system
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I was here and I remembered Patel used to make us rub the expiry date off products in his supermarket so that people can still buy them. And this was a big supermarket. We also had the task to hide them when the inspectors were checking smh. One time this guy realized after
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It's saddening how some people have given up all hope in the fight for liberating this country from the ongoing injustices. I had a lengthy discussion with one today, it sparked off when they asked me why
@TonyNatif
is still fighting to expose corruption knowing he has a life and
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Little miss is outside in this weather. 😂 Let me go home and cover up because I underestimated the weather.
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Does anyone have a job where I can earn money without actually doing anything?
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I be recommending movies and someone asks me Netflix? Showmax? Apple TV?
GOJARA! that's what's up😂 that's it fancy Nancy. It's gojara!
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1. Following
2. Money
3. Traveling
4. Liking amapiano
5. Attending every blankets +other events, mostly expensive ones
6. Attending BOK💀
7. Cute according to tl standards
8. Brunching
9. Complaining about "other side " twitter
10. Complaining about airline services.
Guys, I have come up with a list of what makes someone uptown twitter😭
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They've set a deadline for internship acceptance letters, they want them by end of Feb. I'm on my 3rd "we regret to inform you.."
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Okay I know we're In a dictatorship with a very corrupt government but you cannot sell me these fries at 3k please. 😭 I feel like I just paid tax. 3k are you serious?😭
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Hello Frank,
My heart still aches from the last time you left me.
No, that's no proper way to start a letter
Dear Frank,
I knew from the first time we met that I wanted to spend forever with you,
From the moment our eyes locked, when you sat opposite me in that shady bus
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😂this is all I will reply. Have yourself a nice day
You are the very people that need the gig money. You need it for English lessons bro
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A little about yesterday's ✨ "To have and to Hold" ✨ performance. But Eh!
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It's okay stan. I'm on my way!
@zako_lyn
Hello zakolyn, I'm sorry about that. Please share with me your phone number for better assistance.
#StanAirtelUg
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Good morning guys, hope you're okay. If it's okay with you, I'd like to start a 114 people 10k drive to help Nandawula Denise raise the rest of this tuition so that she can be able to complete her final year at campus.
0760435163- Nambaziira Agnes
0754196466-Nandawula Denise
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Today I'm not going to cook. Let me just sit here hungry and see what happens. I'm tired!
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But as a girl, why are you calling me love, sweetheart, baby, texting me 4 times on a blue ticked message each text with a different pet name if you only wanted me to discuss for you and I already did🙂 why are you commenting on my status and asking me if I've eaten? 🙂 Madam
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My face as I casually exist in public spaces definitely minding my business and not judging people at all.
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After more than 5 hours of trying at different police stations, THE CASE IS FINALLY OPEN!!!!!!!!! S/o to everyone who helped, this is a start, I mean they actually have to do their jobs now but this is a start!
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Here's a clip from
#TheVoices
coming to stage on 24th February 2024. This particular piece of the poem was inspired by my therapy sessions. "How does it feel?"
We'll have to find out on 24th at the National Theatre 6-9pm. Early bird tickets are still available at 20k,30k at gate
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Mbu the only solida they have is a bunch of dudes who don't want to outgrow their highschool glory days
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Glasses?
Reply this tweet with a picture of you on glasses 🤓
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Naye mwe let's be serious, because you follow me on twitter doesn't mean you are going to find me at campus and shout my name, you don't know me like that please. Eh
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Thank you for your kind DMs, comments and virtual hugs, and for those asking whether it's a poem or an actual note, it can be anything you want it to be. Take care of yourselves and be your very best versions.✨🫂
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This is your cue as a fine as woman to go and do Christmas shopping. And
@adrinekanye
has dem outfits. 😂 ❤️
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If you can avoid having an affair, please do. It's not worth it, it always ends disastrously. Either one of you will fall in love or let the other go but either way it ends disastrously. 👐
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You know one could mistake you for "exposed" and therefore evolved beyond certain societal disgusting behavior like recording a woman going about her day for the sake of what exactly? "You can't recognize her" is even more disgusting as an excuse. You're disgusting
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@AbelExit
@SheilahGashumba
@GalaxyFMUg
Your reply is giving " visiting a man means sex, if you're not ready stay at home💀"
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Frame 3: "you think I'm mad? Look at you seated comfortably listening to a mad man"
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Nothing disgusts me more than people that use religion to justify crime. A defiler, is pardoned and you're busy talking about "None of us is too holy" quoting bible scriptures, talking about let her who has no sin cast the first stone. Are you serious?
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People need to understand and embrace the fact that each one of us can exist in the world with out different opinions on things like movies, music, art. Because why's your hatred for a fiction film making you insult someone's education like you didn't do the same thing?
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People dismiss Oliver Twist and brand it as a sad, shallow book about a little boy and suffering, but it's all about hope to me. That book preaches it's going to be okay even when you don't see a way out. To me. But also why would you hate Dickens?
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And if they do ask you what it was like, for me to be alive, be sure to tell them, it was beautiful on most days, I loved it here, but the pain was overwhelming.
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It's always funny to me when people say "homosexuals have no place in Uganda, we can't let our sons be like that, it's disgusting, our sons our sons" you will be shocked what your daughters are into 😂
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But when do stabex guys build these petrol stations? Because I know I pass via kira police everyday and there is nothing and now today morning there's a fully constructed stabex??? Painted with a fence and everything??
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#thevoices
poster is finally out. This show is aimed to create awareness on Rape and Mental health from the eyes of a victim.
Venue: National Theatre auditorium
Date: 24th Feb 2024
Time: 6-9pm
Fee: 20k early bird 30k at gate
Tickets: 0783771869(Nandawula Martha)🔥🔥
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Do you know what's quite unfortunate but true? This society we have created where people side with rapists, as such, there's enough rape to go around for everyone, twice, thrice, a gazillion times, we are so keen on *can't be me* while basking in it, it will be you soon😂👐
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Watching white people die in movies is so funny because why are you heading towards the noise?
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The outfit I'm planning for Kenneth tomorrow requires Uber because 😂 if I attempt a jaj bum line will be out but regardless.
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Merry Christmas. 🤣❤️ Frame 1: If you waited for rain in Ebbs today and it didn't rain, nze nagyiloze🤣🤣🤣🤣
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From way back but wth
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🌚 : Hey
🌝 :Hey what's up
🌚 : give me your WhatsApp number.
That's it? That's all? That's how I'm supposed to be so interested into giving you my personal contact? That's all you have to offer in the conversation? Don't be BORING PLEEEASSSSEEEE!!!!!
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The local bar next to me kyenkola. We've finished suna Ben's version of every song now we are on "sweet mada, I'll never forget you" in a barr??? At like ×5 speed? Eh
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Idk why everytime I'm in a taxi and there's a street preacher it's me they are looking at. This woman just shouted at me " muwala togenda namuntu gwotamanyi mukitanda, obaddeki?" Like madam of all people ela me?
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If you have conflicting feels about Religion and life you have no business reading THE HEART OF THE MATTER.
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