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Speechwriter & Senior Advisor to @SenatorBanks | @ClaremontInst & @FDD Fellow | Formerly @RepEliCrane, @WaysandMeansGOP, @SenateGOP & @AIPAC | #Gaintrust

Joined April 2020
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
7 months
PA turning red and I don’t just mean the leaves
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Zach Kahler
7 months
Don of a New Day 🇺🇸
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
6 months
Solid year, God is good. Very thankful.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
7 months
Vote @DaveMcCormickPA 🇺🇸
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
Excited to join Rep.-elect @EliCrane_CEO’s team as Comms Director!. Time to shake things up.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
5 months
“Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!”
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
10 months
bleach blonde, bad built, butch body
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
🚨NEW: @RepEliCrane pushes @ManhattanDA Alvin Bragg to halt attempts to convict Daniel Penny. “When soft-on-crime prosecutors, like yourself, fail to address lawlessness and debauchery in their cities, Americans such as Daniel Penny are having to protect themselves and others…”
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
Just as long as the call isn’t coming from Arkansas.
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
5 years
I’ve had a rule my entire life: No matter what’s happening, no matter how important the meeting, I’ll always answer a call from my grandchildren.
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Zach Kahler
11 months
Solid week at the southern border seeing the immediate effects of harmful policy up close. It’s #TrumpVance2024 or bust 🇺🇸
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
10 months
🇺🇸 Tanned, tested, ready for a landslide @EliCrane_CEO primary win.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
Looks like your office takes the contest about as seriously as your party does the crisis at the border.
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@jasontcjohnson
Jason Tufele Carl Johnson
1 year
Normally Longworth 2nd floor Christmas decorations are a bipartisan and amiable contest. Rep. Eli Crane's office has the most insensitive, charged and insulting Christmas decor I've ever seen in my 5 years on Capitol Hill.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
It’s true: @Gaintrust_us really do be workin. Check out @GaintrustMikey and 🫡
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
7 months
Great success 👍🏻
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
4 months
Past 2 years with @RepEliCrane have been an honor 🫡. Best team in the House, led by @GsmittySmith 👊🏻
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
7 months
White men without college degrees built this country.
@Ally_Sammarco
Ally Sammarco
7 months
White men without college degrees are going to ruin this country.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
7 months
The story of La Llorona begins when a husband cheats on his wife and betrays his family… . Pretty ironic comparison from @RubenGallego considering his history.
@RubenGallego
Ruben Gallego
7 months
Kari Lake: Arizona’s own La Llorona. But we can stop her. Go vote!
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
4 years
Me after being left on read for 3 days.
@TPM
Talking Points Memo
4 years
Pelosi Says Getting Text Tonight Is ‘Her Hope’
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
🚨 Rally speaker says, “Some people are afraid of our movement…”. Well you’re cheering on terrorists so yeah
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
🔥 BREAKING: @realDonaldTrump endorses Eli Crane for re-election in Arizona’s 2nd Congressional District.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
4 years
Midsommar (2019)
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
There’s a new ticket on the ballot this November. 🇺🇸
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
All this talk about le dip this and le dip that, I’m about to le dip outta here from all these robberies and break-ins.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
10 months
Former Navy SEAL sniper @EliCrane_CEO gives update from the roof in Butler, PA where shots were fired at President Trump ⬇️.
@RepEliCrane
Rep. Eli Crane
10 months
I’m on the roof of the building in Butler, PA where shots were fired in an attempt to assassinate President Trump. As a former Navy SEAL sniper, it was clear to me that many security measures were dropped making Pres. Trump extremely vulnerable. Many questions still remain.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
🔥TRUMP: We have a lot of real warriors here tonight. Thanks to certain members of Congress, Eli Crane…Eli’s doing a great job.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
Another glorious week in @MayorBowser’s DC!. Plz don’t forget to mask up! Your teeth may get bashed in but at least the armed robber won’t catch a cough!
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
Trump ushered in unprecedented peace with the Abraham Accords. Biden unfroze $6 BILLION for Iran, fueling the brutality and carnage we’re seeing in Israel. Elections do in fact have consequences.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
“‘I did not want to come up here and be a representative who heard what my voters said and came up here and caved to the pressure,’ Mr. Crane said. ‘I didn’t want anything, other than to do what I was sent here to do.’” 🔥🔥.
@nytimes
The New York Times
2 years
Representative Eli Crane, Republican of Arizona, was the sole newly elected congressman to vote against Kevin McCarthy as speaker of the House until the very end, and his stance caught many members of his party by surprise.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
5 years
Is that. a plastic straw 🧐. We all know a paper one would never stay strong through an hour and a half debate. just like kamala harris 💁🏻‍♂️
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
7 months
💪🏻.
@AZGOP
Republican Party of Arizona
7 months
Congratulations @EliCraneAZ on VICTORY in #AZ02!
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Zach Kahler
1 year
A-Team on Bannon’s War Room at @TPAction_ with @EliCrane_CEO, @mattgaetz, @JackPosobiec 🇺🇸
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
10 months
If he’s incapable of running a campaign, he’s incapable of running our country.
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
10 months
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
🚨NEW: @RepEliCrane joins @jsolomonReports at 6:15pm EST as the House begins to chart a new course. Watch ➡️:
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Zach Kahler
7 months
We are so back. #47
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Zach Kahler
4 years
“So what are we?”. Me:.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
🔥@RepEliCrane scorches Mayorkas on open border:. “It seems as if you’re working for our enemies, and that’s exactly what the American people see.”
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
6 months
🚨NEW: @RepEliCrane plans to tap Daniel Penny for Congressional Gold Medal. “Daniel Penny’s actions exemplify what it means to stand against the grain to do right in a world that rewards moral cowardice.”. More from @liz_elkind ⬇️.
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Zach Kahler
1 year
Getting ready to speak to @TPAction_. @EliCrane_CEO
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Zach Kahler
4 months
🔥 from today's hearing, @RobertKennedyJr:. "When my uncle was President, 3% of Americans were obese, and today 74% are obese or overweight.". "American kids did not suddenly get gluttonous and lazy. Something is poisoning them, and we need to figure that out."
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Zach Kahler
9 months
Beverly Hills Trump rally 🇺🇸 .#Trump2024
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Zach Kahler
1 year
Unlike our actual border, Team Crane’s border is still intact this morning.
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Zach Kahler
1 year
Fact check: True
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Zach Kahler
11 months
Rep. @EliCrane_CEO: “As I watched while we continued to spend money overseas while neglecting bigger priorities here in the U.S., it started to dawn on me that maybe we need a shift in our foreign policy and a makeover of the Republican Party.”🔥.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
The 11 hamsters and 1 eel I had growing up could never compete with HER.
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Zach Kahler
3 years
When you get the urge to go to Chick-fil-A but realize it’s a Sunday.
@oliverdarcy
Oliver Darcy
3 years
we've all been there
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
8 months
live laugh love
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
7 months
Made a new video for @EliCrane_CEO 👊🏻. Check it out ⤵️.
@EliCrane_CEO
Eli Crane
7 months
He’s been protested, impeached, indicted, and has literally taken fire…. All because he fights for YOU. Let’s send @realDonaldTrump back to the White House to keep fighting for us.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
You’ll also need to remember to start bulking up in the gym since your chance of being violently assaulted in DC is much higher than dying from COVID.
@MayorBowser
Mayor Muriel Bowser
3 years
Remember that starting Saturday you will need these three things before heading out:. 1. Proof of Vaccination (12 years +).2. Proof of Vaccination and Photo ID (18 years +).3. Mask. For more information visit
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Zach Kahler
3 months
“The media and our friends in the Democrat Party kept saying we needed new legislation…to secure the border.’. But it turned out that all we really needed was a new President.” LFG 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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Zach Kahler
9 months
When you hear your family is having Haitian food for dinner
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Zach Kahler
5 months
📍National Mall: @EliCrane_CEO, @derrickvanorden, @MLuttrellTX, & @JohnMcGuire4VA join veterans marching in support of @PeteHegseth for SecDef. Organized by @FreedomSpirit77.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
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@thehill
The Hill
3 years
Democrats blame messaging for their political problems
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Zach Kahler
4 months
And we’re back 🇺🇸.
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Zach Kahler
4 years
The CDC coming up with new rules without showing the science…
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
Schumer is really ready to crash the economy come hell or high water.
@AllisonMPecorin
Allison Pecorin
3 years
.@SenatorLeahy is back in the Capitol for the first time since his hip surgery to help provide Democrats the majority they need to complete work on the IRA. Note the Batman sticker on the wheelchair.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
“I have no axe to grind with Kevin, but I’m listening to my constituents, and it’s really that easy.” -@EliCrane_CEO.
@baldwin_daniel_
Daniel Baldwin
2 years
.@EliCrane_CEO is one of the few remaining Kevin McCarthy holdouts. Will Crane hold the line? . WATCH #SpeakerOfHouse . @OANN
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Zach Kahler
10 months
Kamala “Border Czar” Harris is going to have a tough time being unburdened by what has been.
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Zach Kahler
10 months
🎯 Speaking on @IngrahamAngle, @EliCrane_CEO:. If @Tim_Walz will lie about his military service, what won’t he lie about?
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Zach Kahler
3 years
A skinny legend
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
6 months
So @LaurieRoberts thinks we should only deport an illegal alien once they’ve already killed an American and it’s too late. Moronic take. Mass deportations of those here illegally is absolutely morally just.
@LaurieRoberts
Laurie Roberts
6 months
An Arizona congressman celebrated the guilty verdict of Laken Riley's killer by calling mass deportation 'morally just.' Really? What are we doing, America? via @azcentral.
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Zach Kahler
10 months
You could say her career trajectory is now on a dangerous downward slope.
@BillMelugin_
Bill Melugin
10 months
BREAKING: US Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has resigned.
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Zach Kahler
1 year
@JackSmithAZ My grandma has dementia and she’s not even this detached from reality.
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Zach Kahler
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@ICEgov
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
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Zach Kahler
6 months
No❤️
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Zach Kahler
11 months
They already debated and @JackSmithAZ got flamed. Why so eager to embarrass Jack again? Let him heal.
@BarryMarkson1
Barry Markson
11 months
@jenbar78 @RepEliCrane I'm glad you got to see him. Eli refuses to debate, refuses to do real interviews, refuses to answer serious questions about his record. He shows us who he is every day.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
6 months
Asked if Biden would pardon or commute Hunter, @PressSec:. “So I’ve answered this question before. It was asked of me not too long ago—couple weeks ago—and I was very clear, and I said ‘no.’”
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
Delaware welcome center appropriately named where you can rest, shit, and pay $6 for gas.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
4 years
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, they they fight you, then you win.
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@thehill
The Hill
4 years
Chick-fil-A has a sauce shortage
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
10 months
Another L for Hamas and their useful idiots. 🇺🇸🇮🇱.
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
10 months
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Cori Bush, member of “The Squad” has officially lost her primary
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Zach Kahler
5 months
Reading the 1,500+ page CR before Thursday
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Zach Kahler
1 year
You have to be shitting me.
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@azcentral
azcentral
1 year
Opinion: Turning Point USA's Charlie Kirk drew parallels between D-Day warriors and MAGA warriors. This is insulting in too many ways to count.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
Do all of the employees at the Rayburn &pizza know me by name? Yes. Did I also cook a healthy meal for myself tonight? Surprisingly, yes. It’s called balance gimme a break.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
Dangerous desert weirdos LFG @EliCrane_CEO
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Zach Kahler
5 years
Same energy
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
The one that doesn’t use women and children as human shields.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
“Our menu is 100% vegan!”
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Zach Kahler
2 years
The level of energy in the halftime show:
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
10 months
Kamala’s rallies are getting a little out of hand.
@DougAMacgregor
Douglas Macgregor
10 months
BREAKING: Taliban currently holding a parade at Bagram Air Force Base with American military equipment the Biden / Harris administration left behind during their disastrous withdrawal.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
🔥NEW: @EliCrane_CEO introduces the ‘Hire Veterans Act’ in the House to streamline employment process for vets while better stewarding American land. 🇺🇸. More from @cami_mondeaux at @dcexaminer:.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
I’m already voting for him, you don’t have to sell it to me.
@RobertGarcia
Robert Garcia
1 year
This is the Donald Trump Border Plan: alligator moats, bombing Mexico, electric fences and shooting migrants in the legs. He and MAGA extremists don’t want solutions, they want insanity and cruelty.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
11 months
🔥 @EliCrane_CEO: “This right-wing populism, as you know, is not dangerous to the people. It’s dangerous to the Swamp, the Uniparty, and these global totalitarians that want to strip all power from us.”
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
They dangled some money in your face and you changed your tune real quick huh?
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@JackSmithAZ
Jack R. Smith
1 year
One of the most important duties of a member of Congress is to be an advocate for your constituents. Eli Crane made the selfish decision to put his own interests above his constituents. I'm running for Congress because rural AZ needs a real conservative who fights for them. #AZ02.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
11 months
What good is being someone’s neighbor if you’re just gonna sell them out when you’re in D.C.?.
@JackSmithAZ
Jack R. Smith
11 months
In order to be able serve and represent your district, you have to live in the district. There is no way around it. My opponent lives in Tucson and just doesn't know how to adequately represent rural Arizona.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
4 years
Madam VP
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Zach Kahler
10 months
🎯🔥@EliCrane_CEO to @JesseBWatters:."The Secret Service Director completely lied. that was a complete attempt to gaslight the American people."
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Zach Kahler
10 months
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Zach Kahler
3 years
@arjunmody See you in court.
@WaysandMeansGOP
Ways and Means Committee
3 years
Not content with the damage already wrought by their war on American-made energy, President Biden and congressional Democrats’ “Inflation and Recession Act” would go after oil and natural gas producers and raise the cost of energy. Read more ⤵️:.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
Nationally, illegal immigrants only contribute $32 billion in taxes while incurring $182 billion in costs. So to answer your question @YavapaiDems, not enough.
@YavapaiDems
Yavapai Democrats 🇺🇸🦅
2 years
@RepEliCrane @FAIRImmigration How much are they paying in taxes, Eli? If you're going to update the public with data, try being honest for once.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
3 years
Same energy:
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
2 years
98 terror watchlist members attempted to cross the U.S. border in FY22. From FY 2017-2020 there were only 11…. Terrorists are emboldened because of abhorrent U.S. leadership from Biden/Mayorkas.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
11 months
@JackSmithAZ @EliCrane_CEO Hearing from hundreds of voters in Prescott doesn’t really line up with your grammatically heinous tweets.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
4 years
Digital staffers if Twitter goes down too
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Zach Kahler
3 years
can we get one of these in navy yard
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
11 months
How @JackSmithAZ sees the world: .AZ02 Voters = easily duped .Constituents = pawns in a political “career”.Kevin McCarthy = sugar daddy.Conservatives = threats .Ukraine = more important than America.
@JackSmithAZ
Jack R. Smith
11 months
How @EliCrane_CEO sees the world.Arizonans = Swamp.AZ02 Voters = Swamp.Constituents = Swamp.Press = Swamp.Going to DC = lining his own pocket.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
Wow pro-Palestinian activists are really ramping up their outreach.
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@zakahler
Zach Kahler
1 year
🚨BREAKING: @RepEliCrane amendment to protect veterans’ 2A rights PASSES ✅ House.
@NatlGunRights
National Association for Gun Rights
1 year
Update: . The Crane amendment has been adopted. This amendment would prohibit the VA and the Biden administration from stripping veterans of their Second Amendment rights without due process.
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