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any/all | i play gd (hardest is renevant) | gtag (semi pro) | priv is @KalshimPriv ) @alikaisdead took th the pic in the banner

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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
sTOp SAYING I LOOK LIKE NPESTA I DONT
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@zKalshim
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10 days
wtf did I do while sleeping dawg
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@zKalshim
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9 months
hot take: rape isnt FUCKING funny stop joking about it please
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
11 months
@benedikTGD true but to be fair theres been atleast 3 times where we have thought 2.2 was gonna come out relatively soon
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
3 months
OH HELL NAH I LOOK MORE LIKE NPESTA WITH THESE GLASSES (i look better tho)
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@zKalshim
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25 days
Exquisite photo of a fuck I took
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
10 months
51,125 ATTEMPTS, 6 MONTHS, ITS OVER. COGNITION 100%. GG HOLY SHIT
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@zKalshim
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10 days
@noxiommm dawg i didnt hurt myself
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@zKalshim
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15 days
@WokePeopleLs @zoe_bve bro SHE makes a living off this shit and definitely makes more money than you 😂😂😂
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
rate the banner
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
cleanest style switch in a song what the hell ambussing
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7 months
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@zKalshim
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6 months
@Allodoxaa can you not be a hater for once please
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 days
this is the worst piece of "music" ive ever heard yknow what, 100 likes and ill make a diss back against these absolute losers even if im not in the controversy because this shit is so ass 😭😭😭
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
today was a day
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 year
@garlickity if 2 sakupen circles' get in the top 10 i will shoot myself
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
shit on dream all you want, to be fair i fucking hate him but god damn that is impressive. well done
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dream
5 months
This time 7 years ago I weighed over 500 pounds. Last year after finally being a stable weight for enough time, I had almost 15 pounds of loose skin removed. and it all started with a New Years resolution. hope you’re still sticking to yours this year. happy new year :)
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@zKalshim
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1 year
@alpha6lol I play gd and have no fucking idea what that means
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@zKalshim
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10 months
@Vision31128666 NOOO you tried your best, if 2.2 releases then idk. but if it doesnt, then you have more time, i believe in you vision, pull through
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 month
@WoolEndy @FBITB_GD @BOSSOBJECTSHOW bro pirated the weather 😭😭💀💀
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
HOLY HELL WTF NO WAY 50TH EXTREME WHATWHATWAWTAGHWAHWTAHWTAHTWEUYRFEGRUHFBERIUOHGIUOTEHGUIORTHJGUIRFTJHGOPJKRTJ 13,105 ATTEMPTS G FUCKING G I LOVE THIS LEVEL IJTHGERWHTREWUGHREUJHWJKEGHHHJKLRWGEJKHLERGWHUGIOUFHBUEIHUOIGEWRIUPBHJEWRGIUPJBHERGWBUIPJOGERWFIJUBHGEWRFJKLBGEWRBLKJHEOI
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@zKalshim
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5 months
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@zKalshim
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2 months
what happened to my phone (i got permission to post this)
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 month
yall be doin too much, all of yall bro
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@Titoalper
Tito
1 month
I smoked my own verse once
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 year
@lispnohoes sorry big booty bitches, geometry dash cant wait
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
EXPOSAL: MYSELF im a homophobe because im friends with sile (im pan) because smoothpiper/jack saif i am do i HAVE to be right?
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
19 days
who tf is meatriding my tiktok bro 😭😭😭
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
fuck it. im making one final tweet on jack because this is absolute bullshit. I NEED THIS TO BE SEEN.
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
@Qw9gd qw9 this is so offensive and too horny i need to unfollow you right now!!!!1!11!!11!!!! 💔💔💔🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
I LOVE YOU ALL <33333333333333 IDK WHAT TO DO FOR 200 WTF THIS IS SURREALLLLDS9YGUSVOYECHOECOHECOYECOHEVOUE
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
alr im announcing i am officially going for: THE GOLDEN! i didn't think i would but today i got a 15 death run on it, signifying to me that i would like to go for it more than what i was gonna go for in secret, tartarus wish me luck
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@zKalshim
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10 days
@zoe_bve actually tho that sleep was S tier would do again
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5 months
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@zKalshim
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7 months
GUYS I GOT AN EARLY BDAY GIFT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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@zKalshim
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2 months
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@SonicWind_01
SonicWind-01
2 months
Your last saved image is how you ended up in hell~
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@zKalshim
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7 months
i guess its that time of year, huh
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
9 months
guys i am not single anymore he said yes
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
thats it yknow what im going for kenos im not kidding
@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
sTOp SAYING I LOOK LIKE NPESTA I DONT
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@zKalshim
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
im killing myself my mic didnt record what the fuck
@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
HOLY HELL WTF NO WAY 50TH EXTREME WHATWHATWAWTAGHWAHWTAHWTAHTWEUYRFEGRUHFBERIUOHGIUOTEHGUIORTHJGUIRFTJHGOPJKRTJ 13,105 ATTEMPTS G FUCKING G I LOVE THIS LEVEL IJTHGERWHTREWUGHREUJHWJKEGHHHJKLRWGEJKHLERGWHUGIOUFHBUEIHUOIGEWRIUPBHJEWRGIUPJBHERGWBUIPJOGERWFIJUBHGEWRFJKLBGEWRBLKJHEOI
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
2 months
@where__win as someone who isnt religious, you need to grow up buddy
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 month
"my name isnt common" a normal ass name but spelt retardedly:
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
today was interesting (warning: my face)
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
28 days
this threads retarded because if you have half a brain u will realize that bakpak didnt do anything
@mikeirlrandom
Mikey
28 days
@/BakPakGD is a fucking horrible person 🧵
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
acc + person who runs it
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
moots send ur favorite album and ill rate it btw i will give feedback and if its not my taste of music and i rate it low sorry
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
2 months
goodluck and all but brudda that aint a jump at all its an easy insane demon to an easy extreme
@persennnnn
persen🏳️‍🌈
2 months
GUYS IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN FORBIDDEN ISLE 71% WTFFFFF | JUMP FROM DAMAGE
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
look what i just got! :3
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
9 months
do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
yeah <3
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no :(
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im aroace
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 month
hot take: best track in the game
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
10 months
aight im coming out as pansexual, just thought i would say that... i guess unfollow if you aint all about that but pansexual femboy in the TL 🔥🔥🔥
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
3 months
real shit 5'7 at 14 am i good
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
this guy unblocked me to get proven wrong then was like "you actually are cool but" like nerd ass now he bitched out because i called him a retard 😭😭😭 sad too his idiocy was fun
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
WHAT THE FUCK
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9 months
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
9 months
guys i am not single anymore he said yes
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
25 days
im crying bro what
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
ok but like dont be weirdos
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@zKalshim
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1 month
ok its not THAT bad
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
9 months
my irl is making fun of me for being depressed
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
26 days
i want him so bad ^w^
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
report this dude
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 year
@WpopoffW dawg i just thought it was funny
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
2 months
boutta go bowling rate the fit
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
black piece of shit 💀
@ORGYlNTHEMORGUE
lee ✦ ✧ ✩ ✯
4 months
Im a transgender cuck what r u
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
I GOT CELESTE FOR MY BDAY AND BEAT IT IN 10 HOURS WITH 105 STRAWBERRYS LOOK AT WHAT I JUST DID GG 464 DEATHS
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
first thoughts: (tw spoilers)
@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
i hate everyone /j im caving in and watching digital circus even though it looks like shit, ill let you know how it goes
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 month
@beepduck_ @TokaX19 epic rap battles of history
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
9 months
reply to added
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
@okthen263 SO MANY L
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
3 months
chat
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
LETS GOOOOOOO WHAT YALL WANT ME TO DO FOR 400?????????? @_sile1 THANK YOU BRO
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 month
happy birthday to @ my dad these are what he made for his birthday and holy shit bro knows how to make fajitas
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
@USakupenCircles @AermaGd PREACH MOST SONG CARRIED SHIT EVER
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
its people like you who make me think "huh living isnt worth it"
@lucysreputation
lucy ⸆⸉ 🐍🪐
4 months
these taylor swift AI pictures is proof that all men should start their lives in jail and have to prove they’re a good person to get out
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
25 days
i need iptv my metamask trust wallet got hacked password scammed nft crypto tokens discord account facebook account hacked can't access
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
usually dont talk about fb but i got the goat to fb somehow lets go
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
dw dawg o saw "tartarus" in a percy jackson book and just said out loud "is that a gd reference?" the class looked at me like i was retarded (i am lol)
@ItsEmigo
Emigo 🍉 #chinchilanation
8 months
@Artism_Vpn Also my biology teacher said cycles at one point and my brain also went "holy shit gd reference?!!" Words that can set me off also include - time machine - what and how (if they're said standalone) - maybe - possibly - dash - wave There's probably more I'm not thinking of
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
22 days
why is this song such a BANGER
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5 months
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@zKalshim
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25 days
@WoolEndy i need iptv my metamask trust wallet got hacked password scammed nft crypto tokens discord account facebook account hacked can't access
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
2 months
@kvyis do the ultracaua is fucking insane
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
7 months
pathetic as fuck i havent interacted with you in so long and you blocked me for no reason we were like on ok terms too
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
@MarbleGD BRO I GOT SCAMMED WTF
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4 months
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
2 months
guys
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
unpriv yippee
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
news: new room
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7 months
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@Jalongames
Jalongames
7 months
@Qw9gd @purple_miau @whivX08 @IgnisPeaks0 @freedom08__ This happened back in January when I was being stupid, I've tried to fix this but some people just like bringing shit back up to harass me with it
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@zKalshim
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10 months
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
2 months
should i be scared?
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
fuck fuck fuck you please do what the gif is please fuck you fuck you fuck you nobody loved you fuck you
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
26 days
@Alphalaneous i guarantee you haalf the crashes i get wouldnt happen without geode because i deleted it and half the shit that crashed before stopped crashing also it's funny
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
5 months
Reply and I’ll rate your profile • Header: • PFP: • Username: • Fav thing about your acc: • Should you post this too:
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
13 days
@JackRebranded you need to quit twitter fully, and im not just saying that because i dislike you
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
8 months
HOLY THANK U
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
1 year
@lelo22102 @irrelevantrusso your one of the people that wouldnt care about someones mental health dawg
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@zKalshim
Kalshim
4 months
can someone gift me tboi repentance (im a girl)
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