Money makes you a better friend, a better parent, a better brother/sister, a better everything literally!

my sister's bf asked my mom why he couldn't go in my sister's room since they've been together for 2 yrs and she says "when you have a daughter you'll understand" and he says "well how am I going to have a daughter if you don't let me go in her room" 😭

don't let me get bored, i'll call a ngga from 3 years ago

Maturing is realising your brother is the realest friend you will EVER have.

If you ever see me eating a mango just give us some privacy please

You really struggled with this? Literally match the colors bro

being friends with your cousins is a big flex.

Over time you realize that some people aren't worth it.

apparently telling your coworker that you knew they were born by c-section the way they avoid labor is not acceptable

men so lucky i don’t own a nuclear bomb

When I ask a normal, honest question and I get met with sarcasm.

being too nice is a problem too

a hoe final form is OVERLY religious

A friend said she doesn’t answer calls or texting when she going thru something because she doesn’t want to overshare. i’ve adapted that 10/10 movement

i'll send a risky text then start being productive for no reason 😭

my ex: i want you back me: my new bitch said no

‘just wanted to hear your voice’ actually means a lot.

Hey I don’t mean to bother you but….

Parking at hospitals