I’m planning to shift back to delhi after living in Bangalore for like 2 years. Mirza Ghalib, once said, "I asked my soul, what is Delhi? She replied: The world is the body, and Delhi its life." Yup.

“How high are you?” “I’m good how are you?”

Can a puppy solve my sadness?

Cloud emoji is my favouriteeeee ☁️

Kanye is now legally Ye, I want to be Ti. #Aadmiburahaiye

Why do men talk to themselves on my Instagram page? Big question.

Ghar ke aloo parathe ka koi match nahin hai yaar

My favourite Urdu word is shayad. Filled with hope and hopelessness in equal measure.

Modi ji right now #ModiJiKiBeti

Some days are peer pressure from dead people. #ModiJiKiBeti

Whosever made maths was a sad mf. #hatemaths #bitch #sadist #maths #examprep #ew

Mujhe hichkiyon (hiccups) mein mazza aata hai. #XiJinping #savetrees #jokes #Navratri #Indian #fantasy #Twitter #burger #McDonalds #Intellegent #Trending

Standup comedy originated because people are so sad. I said what I said. #comedy #Standup #modi #ModiJiKiBeti #twitter #goa #hello #iseeyou #chocolate #trending #TrendingNow #yamlapagladeewana

This is what Bengaluru looks like right now . I thought I would tweet this because all I see are flood pics. This is near Hebbal. The floods are only in a few areas. #bangalorerains

Dear @instagram, My Instagram account is suspended based on false accusations. Please take some action because I can't (no, literally!) My username is @thatcosmiclady

The only conversation I'm living for.

I can’t breathe. This kid was fighting for his life 😂😂

An Aquarius holds within them the potential for radical change.

Elon Musk is my favourite person on Twitter! Beat that!

I live in my head so much that I think I'm going to die mentally sick.