chrissy 🎮
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i’m 6’3” with two graduate degrees but i’m still dumb as fuck. bald men hmu. playing video games, tennis, or watching movies/reality tv. he/him. 🇲🇽🇵🇸🏳️🌈
pnw / seattle, wa🌲🌦️
Joined September 2016
No dude you’re clearly under the influence of the amulet I’m leaving
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when i tell you ive never been so scared in my entire fucking life
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Locked inside a bedroom at motel 6 blasting Madonna Erotica on repeat &rolling around in a Prada bodysuit at 2am http://t.co/n1o78sZ0RJ
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we don’t talk enough about Rose Byrne’s letterboxd four favorites
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Throwback Roland-Garros 2000 where Mary Pierce did this against Monica Seles… Tweener in itself is iconic but a tweener-lob is LEGENDARY…. Insane & a Very very Rare shot 👏
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§ At the edge of time and space there is a glyph, a gravitational sculpture, schematising the window of possible experience ÷÷
BREAKING🚨: Astronomers found million-solar-mass object at the edge of space and time.
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Last uncmas you said I was chopped and the very next day you said you were gay
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oh my god
Trump: I took cognitive tests. By the way, not easy. The first question is like what is this and they show a lion, giraffe, fish and a hippopotamus. And they say which is the giraffe.
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Democratic Presidential Polling: Newsom: 35% AOC: 16% Buttigieg: 15% Harris: 8% Shapiro: 6% Beshear: 6% Walz: 4% Booker: 3% Whitmer: 2% Khanna: 2% AtlasIntel / December 19, 2025
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it’s a work day and I signed up to play tennis from 6-9pm and then rushing across the city to make it to a hamnet viewing at 10pm. I do this to myself.
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Realizing how many movies I have to watch between now and December 31 https://t.co/xONCORmvKY
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Having 32 gb of RAM in my PC before the AI price hike feels like investing in bitcoin back in 2009
You won't be able to afford a decent pc because of this btw
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the original leeroy jenkins viral video turns 20 years old this year
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I watched this for the first time last night and they should have given her a gun
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